It doesn't matter. The image of Al Gore dancing around to "Dear Mr. President" by P!nk while clad in nothing but a robe and sporting wood is already bleached into my brain thanks to her deposition.

/And now it's in all of yours. Merry Christmas.

Oh, he might have nailed her. He just didn't assault her.

It's a coverup by the ringleaders of the people who want everyone to stop burning a lot of petroleum products.

Damn them.

Bullshiat. I saw the video on the Taiwanese TV.

When Clinton said that, I thought - so farking what?


Now we're talking about Al Gore, who isn't even in any office.


YAWN

Gore wouldn't screw a woman, nor f##k her. He wouldn't bang, shag, or grind her. He would never admit to having balled, beasted, or boned a woman.

Nor would he say he liked bumping either nasties or uglies or getting chopped off the night before.

He would only have sexual relations.

Or, in this case, not.

Funny, I was driving this morning, and saw someone spray painting on a wall, "Al Gore S....." Wonder what he was getting at?

I knew this story was bullshiat. Robots are incapable of love or at least love in the only way I know it.

Uchiha_Cycliste: If Al gore isn't perfect. All global warming is a lie. There is a lot riding on this.

Global warming is already a lie because snow exists. Duh.

bigdavediode: Uchiha_Cycliste: If Al gore isn't perfect. All global warming is a lie. There is a lot riding on this.

Global warming is already a lie because snow exists. Duh.


It was cold and Al was hot - global warming isn't real!

FTFA: Forensic tests of pants kept by Hagerty as possible evidence also tested negative for forensic evidence.

Investigators said Hagerty also failed to provide other records related to the case, failed a polygraph test and was paid by the National Enquirer for her story.

That's all I need to know about the story right there.

Well, that's certainly a happy ending.

bartink: Oh, he might have nailed her. He just didn't assault her.

Yeah, but did he Tipper?

Lockbox.

/lockbox

Dr.Zom: Lockbox.

/lockbox

That's the funniest part about Republican fearmongering over Social Security. All you have to do is reply with that exact same punchline to an old joke they made at Al Gore's expense, and watch the horrible realization dawn on their face, followed by sputtering rationalizations.

/lockbox

This semi-scandal, along with the derailment of his gravy train, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Perhaps he'll take his billions and disappear, preferably into a live volcano.

Meh they should put her in jail for false advertising everyone knows being a masseuse is supposed to just be a front for prostitution.

And who keeps semen encrusted pants for 4 years without washing them.

Not appropriate for criminal prosecution = didn't happen? Cool, I don't have to keep track of all those thorny statute of limitations anymore. If they haven't prosecuted me, I'm innocent.

It'll be nice to visit Texas again.

If you read her interview with the police (which was red-lighted when I posted it), it's very convincing that he was drunk and sexually aggressive towards her. Clearly no proof beyond she said, he said (and she doesn't allege that he did much of anything that would leave any forensic evidence or even marks on her body.)

/rape is bad

So apparently he didn't gore her?

Yeah, but he's fat.

Did anyone expect anything less to happen? Oregon is not exactly a red state. Portland has a mayor that is into under age boys, the state had a governor that has been paying off an underage female to not talk about their relationship.

The list goes on. Surprised no one slipped a comment in about Chelsea Clinton's wedding tomorrow; crime inc combined to make one heck of a powerful family.

In Pamplona this would'nt even be a issue. It happens every year.

eggi541: Did anyone expect anything less to happen? Oregon is not exactly a red state. Portland has a mayor that is into under age boys, the state had a governor that has been paying off an underage female to not talk about their relationship.

The list goes on. Surprised no one slipped a comment in about Chelsea Clinton's wedding tomorrow; crime inc combined to make one heck of a powerful family.

I hear Safeway has tin foil on sale.

Besides, Al Gore is a private citizen. Aren't conservatives fussy when the press or anyone in general meddles in the lives of private citizens like Al Gore and Sarah Palin?

And he got a "Nobel Prize", which today translates into "You're a high-ranking left wing politician".

"Nobel Prize" used to mean something.

eggi541: Surprised no one slipped a comment in about Chelsea Clinton's wedding tomorrow;

Well, now that he has the dog, all he's missing is the white cane.

Bocanegra: He's Bocanegra still a dumb-as-dirt and petulant sore loser. It's not as if this changes anything.

bmihura: And he got a "Nobel Prize", which today translates into "You're a high-ranking left wing politician".

"Nobel Prize" used to mean something.

Boo farking hoo.

Just because someone you like didn't get it doesn't mean that it's worthless.

Now quit crying or go back to mamby pamby land.

Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle joke about Clinton's denial of the Monica Lewinsky scandal...

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...*sniffs finger*...Miss Lewinsky." He didn't need to lie about it we all knew what that finger smelled like.

No dress smeared?
He must be cleared!

Mrtraveler01: bmihura: And he got a "Nobel Prize", which today translates into "You're a high-ranking left wing politician".

"Nobel Prize" used to mean something.

Boo farking hoo.

Just because someone you like didn't get it doesn't mean that it's worthless.

Now quit crying or go back to mamby pamby land.

How about no?

I have no desire for winning a left-wing competition.

Good try though ;)

bmihura: "Nobel Prize" used to mean something.

Then you consider Barrack Obama won the prize in 2009 after a few days in office, I agree with your statement.

elins'9iron: bmihura: "Nobel Prize" used to mean something.

Then you consider Barrack Obama won the prize in 2009 after a few days in office, I agree with your statement.

Especially since he's ramping UP the war machine, contrary to his pre-election statements.

Mrtraveler01: bmihura: And he got a "Nobel Prize", which today translates into "You're a high-ranking left wing politician".

"Nobel Prize" used to mean something.

Boo farking hoo.

Just because someone you like didn't get it doesn't mean that it's worthless.

Now quit crying or go back to mamby pamby land.

It is when all you have to do is dream about hope publicly and bow to various people around the world like a indentured servant.

At least Al Gore invented the farking Internet, which brought more people together peacefully than any other modern invention.

:-)

And now along with inventing the internet, the lie will be repeated as truth forever.

bmihura: elins'9iron: bmihura: "Nobel Prize" used to mean something.

Then you consider Barrack Obama won the prize in 2009 after a few days in office, I agree with your statement.

Especially since he's ramping UP the war machine, contrary to his pre-election statements.

I love how right wingers are making this into a bad thing, even though they were the ones that reved that machine up anyways.

Do you really think Americans are that dumb not to be able to look back 10 years in a conflict?

An Inconvenient Handjob.