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(Some Schmuck) Amusing How--and why--to have a threesome. Seventh link down, sorta not safe for work unless you like breasts (Sponsored link)   (dinnerforschmucks.com) divider line 196
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Poopy MacPoop
2010-07-30 04:58:00 PM
This looks horrible.
 
dinch
2010-07-30 04:58:24 PM
"...and why"? You really need to say "and why"? I can understand the "how". That can be tricky, but the "why" sounds pretty self explanatory.
 
AFWX
2010-07-30 04:58:29 PM
Because people with herpes have more fun.
 
NallTWD
2010-07-30 04:58:33 PM
Steve Carell = Unfunny.

There. I said it.
 
que.guero
2010-07-30 04:58:38 PM
Subby needs a cock-punching.
 
dinch
2010-07-30 04:59:21 PM
AFWX: Because people with herpes have more fun.

You must be a ton of fun at parties
 
eggrolls [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:00:01 PM
THIS gets a greenlight? On the main page??
 
MONSTERTRUCK
2010-07-30 05:00:02 PM
That which has been seen.......
 
NallTWD
2010-07-30 05:01:14 PM
eggrolls: THIS gets a greenlight? On the main page??

You pay the bills, you can put whatever you want up there. This is also the driving force behind the politics tab.
 
Uzzah
2010-07-30 05:01:15 PM
Oh God this movie looks bad. Just seeing the trailer gave me eyeball cancer.
 
satanorsanta
2010-07-30 05:01:17 PM
NallTWD: Steve Carell = Unfunny.

There. I said it.

THIS
 
toetag
2010-07-30 05:01:47 PM
eggrolls: THIS gets a greenlight? On the main page??

Sponsored links generally do.
 
Boobiesontheside
2010-07-30 05:02:06 PM
AFWX: Because people with herpes have more fun.

Causation does not equal correlation!
 
TheMega
2010-07-30 05:02:30 PM
Seventh link down ???

Only thing on there right now is a video ad for Schmucks.
 
dictyboy
2010-07-30 05:02:53 PM
satanorsanta: NallTWD: Steve Carell = Unfunny.

There. I said it.

THIS

Count me in too.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:03:00 PM
NallTWD: Steve Carell = Unfunny.

There. I said it.

Like I've said before, Steve Carrell has gone full Will Ferrell. He's a very funny guy and more talented than Will, but I imagine he slums it in garbage like this because it's financially lucrative. Scream a lot, flail, run into things, cash paycheck, repeat.
 
Tigger [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:03:13 PM
coke helps a LOT.

I worry about people that need to have the why explained to them though.
 
RatMaster999
2010-07-30 05:03:36 PM
Dinner for Schmucks

Movie for Retards

FTFE
 
LandOfChocolate
2010-07-30 05:03:40 PM
satanorsanta: NallTWD: Steve Carell = Unfunny.

There. I said it.

THIS

Hes OK when he isn't doing schtick. I enjoyed his performances in 40 yo virgin and Date Night for what they were.
 
LeroyBourne
2010-07-30 05:03:54 PM
People makes mistakes. Evan Almighty is proof. Zach's between two ferns brings light to this.
/balance.
 
SSRacer
2010-07-30 05:04:09 PM
Definitely NOT going to see this. They're trying to get first weekend numbers up before word of mouth destroys it...
 
Treygreen13
2010-07-30 05:05:34 PM
Is there a reason not to have a threesome?
 
selfabuse
2010-07-30 05:06:08 PM
"Sorta not safe for work unless you like breasts"...?

I love breasts, but somehow I feel that my boss won't take that in to consideration when he sees me viewing them at the office.
 
Noexit
2010-07-30 05:06:21 PM
Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

Your mom is the third?
 
corgic [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:06:29 PM
I am embarrassed to say that I did go see this film earlier today. It is the worst film I have ever paid to see. It made 2012 look like it was directed by Orsen wells. Two hours of decidedly unfunny material
 
CravenMorehead
2010-07-30 05:06:42 PM
Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

Lack of a million dollars?
 
Cyborg77
2010-07-30 05:06:50 PM
Its like riding a tricycle. Once you learn it, it all comes back to you.
 
RatMaster999
2010-07-30 05:07:19 PM
Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

You've been invited by two OTHER dudes...
 
Psumek
2010-07-30 05:07:55 PM
Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

lemonparty.org
 
Farx
2010-07-30 05:08:11 PM
Unfortunately, I have realized that there are plenty of mindless simians in the world in which this banal and insipid movie will surely delight.
 
Plumski
2010-07-30 05:08:24 PM
RatMaster999: Dinner for Schmucks

Movie for Retards

FTFE

And we're done here, we have a winner.
 
Tomflry7
2010-07-30 05:08:31 PM
I hope Steve Carell lost that hair cut and those glasses as soon as he could.
 
eggrolls [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:08:40 PM
toetag: eggrolls: THIS gets a greenlight? On the main page??

Sponsored links generally do.


I'd rather see ads. I feel so...used.
 
Treygreen13
2010-07-30 05:08:44 PM
CravenMorehead: Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

Lack of a million dollars?

Watch your cornhole, buddy.

RatMaster999: Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

You've been invited by two OTHER dudes...

Really watch your cornhole, buddy.
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:09:56 PM
Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

One is sixteen and just walked off to the laundry room, and the other has a video camera?
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:09:59 PM
NallTWD: Steve Carell = Unfunny.

There. I said it.

he wasn't bad in date night or in that as maxwell smart

but he does have a very limited range
 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:10:14 PM
eggrolls: THIS gets a greenlight? On the main page??

HELLLOOOOOO!!1!!1!! SPONSORED LINK AMIGO!!!11!!

That said, I hope that this submission marks the return of boobies on the Main Page. Perhaps one of you fellows with an image storage and retrieval capability might care to run a test on this?
 
Crudbucket [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:10:44 PM
I want to say I saw the French movie this was (very loosely) based on and thought it was much better than this appears to be, but I'm worried it would sound pretentious.

/but I did see the French movie
//and it was pretty good
 
Impasse
2010-07-30 05:10:59 PM
eggrolls: THIS gets a greenlight? On the main page??

You'll get over it.
 
Telos
2010-07-30 05:11:04 PM
NallTWD: Steve Carell = Unfunny.

There. I said it.

Generally I agree, but he's actually really funny in Dinner for Schmucks.
 
SQLInjector
2010-07-30 05:11:29 PM
Responses in this thread remind me of that thing I saw on reddit the other day:

White-Americans Enraged Over EZCracker (new window)


In short- does this sponsored link have you upset- well EZ, Cracker.....
 
Rose of Sharon
2010-07-30 05:12:12 PM
corgic: I am embarrassed to say that I did go see this film earlier today. It is the worst film I have ever paid to see. It made 2012 look like it was directed by Orsen wells. Two hours of decidedly unfunny material

I thought it looked like The Michael Scott Movie. Was I close?
 
AuntNotAnt
2010-07-30 05:12:21 PM
I know I recognize that actor, but I can't remember his name...
 
ZeroCorpse
2010-07-30 05:12:51 PM
They made a movie about dining with the Palins?
 
AuntNotAnt
2010-07-30 05:12:57 PM
AuntNotAnt: I know I recognize that actor, but I can't remember his name...

(The crazy English guy, that is.)
 
Gawdzila
2010-07-30 05:13:32 PM
CravenMorehead: Treygreen13: Is there a reason not to have a threesome?

Lack of a million dollars?

img831.imageshack.us
 
le greque
2010-07-30 05:13:38 PM
IT'S JEMAINE!
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 05:13:57 PM
corgic: I am embarrassed to say that I did go see this film earlier today. It is the worst film I have ever paid to see. It made 2012 look like it was directed by Orsen wells. Two hours of decidedly unfunny material

even worse then beverly hills ninja?
 
Empty Signal Gray
2010-07-30 05:14:13 PM
I never liked Carrell, but I could never say why. Will Ferrell is just a weird, awkward dude, although Talledega Nights made me laugh. There, I said it. Talledega Nights made me laugh.

Schmucks looks awful.
 
Psumek
2010-07-30 05:14:29 PM
AuntNotAnt: AuntNotAnt: I know I recognize that actor, but I can't remember his name...

(The crazy English guy, that is.)

Jemaine Clement. He's the Hiphopatamous
 
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