or decorative fireworks... who's to say?

Maybe this is the thread where the Palestinian problem will get its final solution.

There were 4 injuries in Gaza and none in Israel.


Yeah, explosions are LOUD.

OMG!! ISREAL LAUNCHES ATTACKS after rockets were fired at them

These idiots can't even kill each other effectively. Step if up and kill each other already.

can't wait till that douchebag apologist Tatsuma makes an appearance.

i wonder how much $$ all those rockets and air strikes cost for 4 injuries

saildude: There were 4 injuries in Gaza and none in Israel.


Yeah, explosions are LOUD.

When some towelhead terrorist stubs his toe on a piece of rubble, it's reported as an injury.

And here we go again. In before Tats.

mandingueiro: can't wait till that douchebag apologist Tatsuma makes an appearance.

He might already by on Shabbat

I can't wait till that douchebag mandingueiro...

Oh, nevermind.

Good. I hate knock-knock jokes. Maybe THIS will end them!

Spanky_McFarksalot: OMG!! ISREAL LAUNCHES ATTACKS after rockets were fired at them. after OMG!! ISREAL LAUNCHES ATTACKS after rockets were fired at them. after OMG!! ISREAL LAUNCHES ATTACKS after rockets were fired at them...ad nauseum.

FTFY.

I can't wait till that douchebag Broken9754...

Oh, nevermind.

12349876: mandingueiro: can't wait till that douchebag apologist Tatsuma makes an appearance.

He might already by on Shabbat

He doesn't roll on Shabbos?

Surprised these two asshats been calm for a YEAR.

Excen: saildude: There were 4 injuries in Gaza and none in Israel.


Yeah, explosions are LOUD.

When some towelhead terrorist stubs his toe on a piece of rubble, it's reported as an injury.

...and when some farkhead dickshaft from bum-fark Idaho is talking out of his ass, everyone laughs.

Kenton Clairmont, is that you? LMAO!

In before Tatsuma, do I get a prize?

Rickerkioz: 12349876: mandingueiro: can't wait till that douchebag apologist Tatsuma makes an appearance.

He might already by on Shabbat

He doesn't roll on Shabbos?

That's what I remember. Could be wrong though. Not going through old threads to find out.

Rickerkioz: 12349876: mandingueiro: can't wait till that douchebag apologist Tatsuma makes an appearance.

He might already by on Shabbat

He doesn't Troll on Shabbos?

fixed that for you

Molavian: I can't wait till that douchebag Broken9754...

Oh, nevermind.

Guys... guys... come on.

We're all douchebags here.

I hear they like cake in Gaza...

Israeli airstrike. Pffft, non-story.

What Israel and Palestine must realise is that they cant change their neighbours. They have to get on with each other if they want to live in peace and quiet.

Today was sunny and warm, so I invited my little nieces and nephews over to enjoy the weather in my garden. My neighbor was out enjoying the weather in his own special way, with his AK 47. After he emptied a few magazines over the fence into my garden, I remember thinking "well, he missed us, so why bother complaining? No harm done." Later, I drove him to the store so he could buy more ammo, because that's what good neighbors do.

So, after a year of relative peace, some idiot Palestinian decides to launch a decent-sized rocket at a city and someone wonders why Israel retaliated?

I can't wait till that douchebag hershy799...

Oh, nevermind.

/I'm doing it wrong!

In before that douchebag LordJi...

...Wait, what?

I can't wait till that douchebag hershy799...

Oh, nevermind.

drjekel_mrhyde: Surprised these two asshats been calm for a YEAR.

That's not a year of calm, or even a year free of rockets, but a year since a rocket hit the specific city of Ashkelon. Sderot would be the more common and easier target due to Sderot being a fair bit closer to Gaza, and the the Gazans generally not having much access to modern MLRSs or ballistic missile systems.

0 V. 4? That's just the difference between dummy and smart bombs.

Time to cull the herd

You kids keep playing like that and someone's gonna get their eye put out.

12349876: mandingueiro: can't wait till that douchebag apologist Tatsuma makes an appearance.

He might already by on Shabbat

Past sundown where he is, I'm sure. So, yeah.

Maybe he could hook up one of those drinking birds to press F5 for him so he can follow a Fark thread. Or run a nuclear power plant. Whatever.

drjekel_mrhyde: Surprised these two asshats been calm for a YEAR.

That's mostly thanks to the IDF blockade stopping Gaza from getting rocket-making materials. Blockade is lifted, rocket attacks resume.

hershy799: I can't wait till that douchebag hershy799...

Oh, nevermind.

/I'm doing it wrong!

gotdammit ya douche i was going to do that

/farking pope

So the Palestinians have Chinese made Grad Rockets now and arent firing the shiatty little homemade Qasami rockets. Color me surprised. Get ready for more of this type of shiat in the next few weeks.

Dear Hamas, if you want to be taken seriously, stop your little dirt bags from firing into Israel

Dear Israel, quit being bastards and start some damn dialouge with the Palestinians that doesnt involve 2000lb American made JADAMs

j68: fark Muslims and their farking insane religion. Somebody post the cover of the current issue of Time magazine.

Here you go.

mandingueiro: can't wait till that douchebag apologist Tatsuma makes an appearance.

Yea because all normal people just sit there when others attack them.

Dubai Vol: Today was sunny and warm, so I invited my little nieces and nephews over to enjoy the weather in my garden. My neighbor was out enjoying the weather in his own special way, with his AK 47. After he emptied a few magazines over the fence into my garden, I remember thinking "well, he missed us, so why bother complaining? No harm done." Later, I drove him to the store so he could buy more ammo, because that's what good neighbors do.

He's your neighbor too? That guy is a blast to party with! Some people don't like him much, because his actions get blown out of proportion, but it's all good fun, right?

InfamousBLT: I can't wait till that douchebag hershy799...

Oh, nevermind.

Oh Oh, do me next!

I DEMAND CHEESE.

That was a pretty stupid headline.

Gosling: I DEMAND CHEESE.

WHAT KIND?

James F. Campbell: Maybe this is the thread where the Palestinian problem will get its final solution.

mcoctopus: What Israel and Palestine must realise is that they cant change their neighbours. They have to get on with each other if they want to live in peace and quiet.

Gentlemen, our problem is solved

World War 3 is near.

j68: For those who don't know, the Taliban cut off her nose and ears for attempting to leave her abusive husband. farking savages.

Ahhh the wonders of Islam

followmeinfantry: 2000lb American made JADAMs

Joint Direct Attack Munition, or JDAM, is a tail kit for a bomb. It can be used on any bomb that supports the tail kit assembly. The bomb itself may have been 2000 pounds or 500 pounds or 1000 pounds, but the kit weighs less than 100.

/77th BS War Eagle 1998-2001