Whole family is a train wreck.

A teenage girl grew breasts?! FAKE!!!!!

I see that Celebiatchy is unaware of an invention called the "padded bra."

You can never be too young to look like an old whore.

Damn, what a butterface!

It doesn't matter, she still has the same parents as Lindsay.

She. Be. farked.

mmm... corn

Sweet Delicious Boobs. I have boner.

I just thought about a 16-year-old's breasts. I may have to have a seat right over there.

Seriously, though, mebbe she be a late bloomer?

The evolution of tits:

.. ---> (.)(.)---add silicon--->(.)(.)

A 16 year old getting a boob job is kinda ridiculous.


fark, I love boobs though.

I remember the same speculation around Lindsay's boobs. Those turned out to be nature made.

minoridiot: I remember the same speculation around Lindsay's boobs. Those turned out to be nature made.

Too bad they look like sun dried tomatoes now.

puberty, how the fark does that work?

I need to physically inspect those suckers before I conclude whether or not they are real. I also need to get her to a state where its legal.

16? Wow. That's a hard 16.

foil helmet guy

That animated GIF bears an uncanny resemblance to the famous staged train crash at the 1932 Iowa State Fair.

GungFu: The evolution of tits:

.. ---> (.)(.)---add silicon--->(.)(.)

siliconE.

Um...they aren't that big. Look at the pic from the side.

She's wearing either falsies, or a padded push up bra, which makes them look bigger from the front.

In the one pic where they look really small, she appears to be wearing a sports bra (many of wish push them against the chest so they won't bounce around during exercise) and a baggy shirt. So of course they're going to look bigger with a good bra and a tight shirt.

I still think that Dina Lohan is still far worse than Michael Lohan when it comes to parenting skills.

Hey, they got to get their next meal ticket ready for the cameras.

@RicRomero tweets: Female breast development generally happens in girls from 12-16 years of age. When you haven't seen a girl of that age for awhile, her breasts will, in general, be larger than when you saw her last.

Dina and my DNA. It could happen.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Shut up. I see tits. I approve of tits.

but they are fake tits

fake tits are like fake pecs: totally retarded, and anyone who goes ga ga for either should be removed from the gene pool.

baka-san: Honestly, it could just be a growth spurt + push up.


That would be my guess. You look at picks of Lindsay around that age and she had some pretty big boobies.

/boobies

Anyway, Ali is a lost cause. Dina and Mike make Kit Culkin and Mama Rose look like the hippie Phoenixes. It's too bad the kids can't (or won't) divorce themselves from those two manipulative jackasses.

MENSTRUATION: 16? Wow. That's a hard 16.

I don't think she's a hard 16 but she is giving me a hard 4 and a half

This is not a repeat from 2009. No, really.

JoePiscopoJr.: Sweet Delicious Boobs. I have boner.

I wish I had some of my very own.
/would love them and pet them and name them George!

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fapologist: JoePiscopoJr.: Sweet Delicious Boobs. I have boner.

I wish I had some of my very own.
/would love them and pet them and name them George!

and I will squeeze them and hug them and love them

Hope she makes a better life for herself as her farking parents are idiots. As for anything else. Not interested. She's 16. There's gotta be a line even for me where I don't venture into the creepy old dude category and this thread is it.

Sweet sixteen, in leather boots...I go crazy...

By-Tor and the SnowDogmatix: fapologist: JoePiscopoJr.: Sweet Delicious Boobs. I have boner.

I wish I had some of my very own.
/would love them and pet them and name them George!

and I will squeeze them and hug them and love them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9UTh_6ht3g

HellRaisingHoosier: A teenage girl grew breasts?! FAKE!!!!!

That's what I was thinking. Maybe they're still growing?

Isn't it kind of creepy to speculate on the breasts of a sixteen-year-old girl? Unless you're a sixteen-year-old guy.

Looks like she's just a bra-stuffer to me. And I would know, I used to be one.

/mostly kidding

If you need implants at 16 years old, I would imagine that you're probably fat, flabby and nasty to begin with. Young girls should be perky and firm enough not to need that sorta stuff just yet.

acaciaavenue: If you need implants at 16 years old, I would imagine that you're probably fat, flabby and nasty to begin with. Young girls should be perky and firm enough not to need that sorta stuff just yet.

I like pert and perky, but there has to be enough to push together, and give the girl a necklace.

She's wearing a Wonderbra. They're not synthetic, they're illusory.

HellRaisingHoosier: A teenage girl grew breasts?! FAKE!!!!!

Right? This is so stupid. Those are not fake boobs, they are just regular teenage boobs. And it's pretty gross to me that teenage boobs make news.

Picking on a 16 year old girl. That's absolutely beneath contempt.