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(Christian Science Monitor)   Stop the presses. There's a huge new Sarah Palin scandal: Her eye color on her new book cover is gray   (csmonitor.com) divider line 96
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2010-07-30 04:47:31 PM
Damn, I can't believe I'm doing this, but here goes...

No, her eyes aren't gray on that cover, they're brown. Or, more likely, hazel. Hazel eyes can sometimes appear as a different color depending on what color that person is wearing.

I have gray eyes. Now, technically, this is impossible, there's no allele for gray, but there you go. When I wear green, they look green-ish, when I wear blue, purple, or even black, they seem to look that color.

I mean, damn, of all the stuff you can biatch about when it comes to that moron, this is about the dumbest I've heard in a long time.
 
2010-07-30 04:54:33 PM
That book cover makes her look a little like Giada DeLaurentis. I don't know how I feel about that.
 
2010-07-30 04:56:17 PM
timujin: Damn, I can't believe I'm doing this, but here goes...

No, her eyes aren't gray on that cover, they're brown. Or, more likely, hazel. Hazel eyes can sometimes appear as a different color depending on what color that person is wearing.

I have gray eyes. Now, technically, this is impossible, there's no allele for gray, but there you go. When I wear green, they look green-ish, when I wear blue, purple, or even black, they seem to look that color.

I mean, damn, of all the stuff you can biatch about when it comes to that moron, this is about the dumbest I've heard in a long time.


THIS. I also possess the color changing eyes.
 
2010-07-30 04:56:28 PM
Just a flag pin and a flag bracelet? I'm really starting to question her patriotism.
 
2010-07-30 04:56:52 PM
Confederate grey, maybe???

/got nothing, like Sarah Palin
 
2010-07-30 04:57:13 PM
Faith, Family, and Flag? Not _the_ Flag, just Flag, eh? Can I spend money not to buy this thing?
 
2010-07-30 04:57:14 PM
The blatant lie, "Author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller Going Rogue" (the book was actually written by Lynn Vincent) is more cause for criticism than Palin's eye color.
 
2010-07-30 04:58:38 PM
Sarah Palin. Go away.
Media whoring Sara Palin. Go away.
 
2010-07-30 04:58:40 PM
Some Palin fans have a jpg comparing her eye color in the last book to the next one. Brown in both. Exact same shade

I guess political hatred makes people stupid, but her eyes aren't shopped in the photo.

It's so cute how people do this crap. Of course, our brains see what they want to see, and what you wear has an impact on that.

Palin isn't some monster. She's not an angel or a savior either, and there are some nuts in her camp. But mostly, she has shown a willingness to reform. Despite her lacking experience, she is trusted not to waste leadership by going with the flow.

It's going to be one hell of a ride. It almost doesn't matter who the GOP nominates, of course. so long as they don't pick someone completely unacceptable (if you think Palin isn't acceptable, you're a crank). 2012 will be a referendum on Obama. If he and congress can turn the economy around, and I hope he does, then he has nothing to worry about. If he doesn't, Bob dole or Dubya could beat him with a landslide.

That's how it works. Hoping the GOP picks an incendiary candidate misses the point. That's part of why people don't want another weak Republican... their electability wouldn't lead to reform, so it's a waste.
 
2010-07-30 04:58:45 PM
Lorelle: The blatant lie, "Author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller Going Rogue" (the book was actually written by Lynn Vincent) is more cause for criticism than Palin's eye color.

I was under the impression that it was co-written. I mean, you can still claim author credit if you name the chapter titles, right?
 
2010-07-30 04:59:30 PM
Does that mean she drinks both animal blood and human blood? Or maybe since elephants are gray she only drinks republican blood..
 
2010-07-30 05:00:31 PM
Lorelle: The blatant lie, "Author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller Going Rogue" (the book was actually written by Lynn Vincent) is more cause for criticism than Palin's eye color.

They wrote different parts. If you read it, it's pretty obvious who wrote what. I think it was a terrible book, btw. It succeeds at explaining the resignation. I know cranks won't agree, but oh well. It fails as a good book to read, though.

It's a shame Obama didn't write his books either (and he didn't... you can read the crap he really wrote and he's an idiot. Hell, you can listen to the stuff he says and he's clearly a lot dumber than Palin or Dubya).
 
2010-07-30 05:00:57 PM
timujin: Damn, I can't believe I'm doing this, but here goes...

No, her eyes aren't gray on that cover, they're brown. Or, more likely, hazel. Hazel eyes can sometimes appear as a different color depending on what color that person is wearing.

I have gray eyes. Now, technically, this is impossible, there's no allele for gray, but there you go. When I wear green, they look green-ish, when I wear blue, purple, or even black, they seem to look that color.

I mean, damn, of all the stuff you can biatch about when it comes to that moron, this is about the dumbest I've heard in a long time.


I'm sorry, but I demand to see what she put on her driver's license as her eye color. If it is indeed hazel, then we're okay, but if she listed it as brown then HER BOOK COVER IS A LIE.

WHERE DRIVER LISENSE PALIN
WHER
 
2010-07-30 05:01:15 PM
Her eyes may be grey but her skin is white, which is all the Teabaggers care about.
 
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2010-07-30 05:02:49 PM
Given her fondness for run-on sentences, this book is probably missing as many periods as her daughter.

/I know-- meh. But I think this joke could still be saved.
 
2010-07-30 05:03:42 PM
Imagine if Palin had said 'blacks are a mongrel people'. Like Obama said yesterday.

I know she's a punchline from talking heads and their sheep, but she's never going to say anything as stupid as the kinds of things Biden and Obama say whenever the teleprompter is off.

She's hardly my favorite candidate. She's also not trash or stupid or evil or horrible. It's great that she won't go away. She has a well thought out opinion on many things and it's good to let that debate occur.

Telling her to just 'go away' conveys her strength. Like I said, she's not the savior of the republic like some of her supporters think. That kind of crap is kinda disturbing. Obama had a lot of those morons too.
 
2010-07-30 05:04:21 PM
Damnit she's hot.
 
2010-07-30 05:04:30 PM
She wears gray contacts to cover up the DEMON RED EYES.
 
2010-07-30 05:05:26 PM
Arcanum: Imagine if Palin had said 'blacks are a mongrel people'. Like Obama said yesterday.

I know she's a punchline from talking heads and their sheep, but she's never going to say anything as stupid as the kinds of things Biden and Obama say whenever the teleprompter is off.

She's hardly my favorite candidate. She's also not trash or stupid or evil or horrible. It's great that she won't go away. She has a well thought out opinion on many things and it's good to let that debate occur.

Telling her to just 'go away' conveys her strength. Like I said, she's not the savior of the republic like some of her supporters think. That kind of crap is kinda disturbing. Obama had a lot of those morons too.


Either you really believe this or you are trying real hard for a perfect score.

Either way, it's kinda scary.....and sad.
 
2010-07-30 05:05:32 PM
She has made millions off of books. She can easily afford to get these prescribed to her vision.

t2.gstatic.com

And what's up with that gray sweater? Gray is like a cloudy day. It's depressing. Is she depressed to be an American? She should show some pride in America with this.

t1.gstatic.com

Unlike some people, I'm not going to apologize for the USA.
 
2010-07-30 05:06:41 PM
Arcanum: Lorelle: The blatant lie, "Author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller Going Rogue" (the book was actually written by Lynn Vincent) is more cause for criticism than Palin's eye color.

They wrote different parts. If you read it, it's pretty obvious who wrote what. I think it was a terrible book, btw. It succeeds at explaining the resignation. I know cranks won't agree, but oh well. It fails as a good book to read, though.

It's a shame Obama didn't write his books either (and he didn't... you can read the crap he really wrote and he's an idiot. Hell, you can listen to the stuff he says and he's clearly a lot dumber than Palin or Dubya).


your ether a troll, or completely delusional. It's hard to tell with Palin fans.

Her resignation was simple to explain: selling speeches to GOP blowhards is more profitable then being a governor. that's pretty much it. She abandoned a leadership position to make a quick buck.
 
2010-07-30 05:07:19 PM
I hate her, but I am also attracted to her. Thus, I hate myself.
 
2010-07-30 05:07:37 PM
I can make her brown eye blue.
 
2010-07-30 05:07:48 PM
Her eyes are brown because she eats bear scat for breakfast
 
2010-07-30 05:07:50 PM
Just means she was a quart low when they took the picture.
 
2010-07-30 05:10:02 PM
"Don't you think she looks tired?"
 
2010-07-30 05:10:54 PM
She has affectionate eyes... they keep staring at each other.

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2010-07-30 05:11:11 PM
Arcanum: Imagine if Palin had said 'blacks are a mongrel people'. Like Obama said yesterday.

How about if I imagine that Palin had said "Whites are a mongrel people" instead? Apples and apples and all that. And I wouldn't care. I'm Irish, English, Scottish, French, German, Cherokee and Choktaw, and that's just in the last three generations. I am a mongrel. And so are you.
 
2010-07-30 05:12:41 PM
Hell, you can listen to the stuff he says and he's clearly a lot dumber than Palin or Dubya).

I quote this purely as an example.

The key point is this.

You either actually think everything you've posted in this thread in which case you're an idiot.

Or you think it's a clever joke and your attention seeking mechanisms aren't very sophisticated, in which case you're an idiot.
 
2010-07-30 05:14:04 PM
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2010-07-30 05:15:37 PM
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2010-07-30 05:17:38 PM
This is stupid. Did Palin write the article?
 
2010-07-30 05:18:00 PM
"I'd hit it, God help me I'd hit it so!"
 
2010-07-30 05:19:04 PM
Arcanum: Imagine if Palin had said 'blacks are a mongrel people'. Like Obama said yesterday.

Is Palin half-black as well? Interesting.

This just in: Americans, by and large, are mongrels. The majority of us are a veritable United Nations of ethnicities. They don't call us a "melting pot" for nothing.
 
2010-07-30 05:20:22 PM
Gonna make my brown eyes, gonna make my brown eyes, gonna make my brown eyes grey.
 
Byn
2010-07-30 05:20:34 PM
To stop Sarah Derp Derp 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
 
2010-07-30 05:21:10 PM
Arcanum: (if you think Palin isn't acceptable, you're a crank).

Then I'm a crank, because Sarah Palin is simply not acceptable in a leadership position as important as President of the United States.
 
2010-07-30 05:21:51 PM
Arcanum: Lorelle: The blatant lie, "Author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller Going Rogue" (the book was actually written by Lynn Vincent) is more cause for criticism than Palin's eye color.

You lost me right here...."If you read it".
 
2010-07-30 05:23:13 PM
The Why Not Guy: Then I'm a crank, because Sarah Palin is simply not acceptable in a leadership position as important as President of the United States running a 7-11.


/She'd quit after a month
 
2010-07-30 05:23:15 PM
Why, in every thread involving Sarah Palin, do half the comments sound like they were written by this guy:

a.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-30 05:23:18 PM
Arcanum: It's a shame Obama didn't write his books either (and he didn't... you can read the crap he really wrote and he's an idiot. Hell, you can listen to the stuff he says and he's clearly a lot dumber than Palin or Dubya).

"I guess political hatred makes makes people stupid"...indeed. Conservative wingnuts have repeatedly accused the President of not authoring his books, but not one has presented any credible evidence proving otherwise (not even Jack Cashill's rants).
 
2010-07-30 05:27:32 PM
"something something something wrapped in the flag something something something."
 
2010-07-30 05:28:05 PM
You know who else liked blue eyes?
 
2010-07-30 05:29:42 PM
Hitler liked blue eyes. Hitler. That's right, I went there.
 
2010-07-30 05:35:48 PM
Faith Family Flag....

F is the 6th letter of the alphabet

666

How is noone else seeing this? Wake up sheeple!
 
2010-07-30 05:37:41 PM
This changes EVERYTHING!!
 
2010-07-30 05:38:03 PM
Those eyes aren't grey. Besides, look how reflective they are. How can you even determine eye color when they are inheriting so much of the environment color?

Oops, I almost forgot. WHO THE FRUCK CARES?
 
2010-07-30 05:39:09 PM
Well, obviously, she's as wise as Athena...
 
2010-07-30 05:39:34 PM
Came for the Randall Flagg pic. Leaving disappointed.
 
2010-07-30 05:41:43 PM
Lando Lincoln: Americans, by and large, are mongrels.

As Bill Murray said in Stripes "We're Americans. Do you know what that means? Our forefathers got kicked out of every decent country in Europe."
 
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