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(Cracked) Amusing The five most insane improvised weapons that were animals. No, a hedgehog is not like a throwing star   (cracked.com) divider line 71
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2010-07-30 01:02:39 PM
What? No Anti-Tank dogs?

blog.titaniumdreads.com
 
2010-07-30 01:23:29 PM
80% of that article was completely stupid & lame but the last bit had me cracking up. It's all in the visuals, man.
 
2010-07-30 02:58:06 PM
It was all worth it for "Testosticor Fantastiballs."
 
2010-07-30 03:27:18 PM
/sigh.

Cracked blocked at work.

Synopsis?
 
2010-07-30 03:28:28 PM
My weapon is David.
 
2010-07-30 03:28:52 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-30 03:30:53 PM
BumpyMcNipples: Cracked blocked at work.

Hobos robs a pet store, stuffs a ferret down his pants, slaps a teenager with it, HEDGEHOG SHIRUKEN!, faced with a snake, hero brains a carjacker with a turkey, crazy man moons biker gang, throws puppy, bulldozerjacks...?
 
2010-07-30 03:32:49 PM
During world war two the US military experimented with freezing bats and tying incendiary devices to them to use on Japan. The project was canceled after the first successful test set fire to the military base they were testing at.
 
2010-07-30 03:33:23 PM
List fails without the cat thrown at Steerpike by Mr. Flay. Absolutely the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.
 
2010-07-30 03:34:01 PM
images.rottentomatoes.com
 
2010-07-30 03:34:14 PM
No, it was not amusing.
 
2010-07-30 03:36:10 PM
Was the hedgehog ok?
 
2010-07-30 03:36:35 PM
Crosshair: What? No Anti-Tank dogs?

I wondered about something similar- cats tied to flaming bags of stuff. CIA used them in Cuba to set sugar fields on fire. The cat would run trying to get away from the flames spreading them along the way.
 
2010-07-30 03:38:30 PM
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-30 03:39:00 PM
We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down,
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon-balls and powdered his behind
And when we touched that powder off the 'gator lost his mind.
 
2010-07-30 03:39:18 PM
can I have my 2.35 minutes back please?
 
2010-07-30 03:39:34 PM
Is not impressed:

image.com.com
 
2010-07-30 03:40:10 PM
Let's not forget the "Dobie-o-matic".
 
2010-07-30 03:42:09 PM
Most insane? How about dropping bubonic plague infected fleas on the Chinese during the Sino-Japanese war?
 
2010-07-30 03:42:27 PM
www.iranian.com
 
2010-07-30 03:42:54 PM
This will probably fall flat. But last year I came up with an idea for a great self-defense weapon

Angry Chimp Catapult

Bear with me here. So, you keep a sedated chimp ready, and of course you have a catapult handy. Someone pulls a gun on ya? Hell, a gun's got nothing on an angry chimp you've just cattle-prodded out of sedation and launched into the air at the aforementioned threat. Have you see what a chimp can do to a human when angry? That plus chimps have shown the ability to take multiple gunshot wounds and still keep on rippin your opponent's nuts off. I fully expect this to be a battlefield app at some point.
 
2010-07-30 03:43:49 PM
Crosshair: What? No Anti-Tank dogs?

That was in this Cracked article: Link (new window)
 
2010-07-30 03:44:01 PM
Testosticor Fantastiballs

Unimpressed until here. Inappropriate work place lols occurred.
 
2010-07-30 03:46:49 PM
No frozen monitor lizard? Officer, I'd like to report a burglary.
 
2010-07-30 03:47:37 PM
The snake latched onto Jeffery's lower lip, probably causing him to
scream hilariously


filmjournal.net

I know I laughed.
 
2010-07-30 03:47:38 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-07-30 03:49:12 PM
"Cute. Cuddly. Docile. This won't do at all."

i252.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-30 03:49:53 PM
A hedgehog is more like a morning star. Throwing stars are starfish.
 
2010-07-30 03:56:29 PM
Cats: The original biological projectile weapon.
 
2010-07-30 03:57:37 PM
averagejoe42: Also not impressed:

What animal do you speak of? The hot dog scene was pretty silly.
/does the hog's anus count as an animal?
 
2010-07-30 03:58:07 PM
lordargent: A hedgehog is more like a morning star. Throwing stars are starfish. Seastars

sorry pet peeve
 
2010-07-30 03:58:37 PM
YixilTesiphon: BumpyMcNipples: Cracked blocked at work.

Hobos robs a pet store, stuffs a ferret down his pants, slaps a teenager with it, HEDGEHOG SHIRUKEN!, faced with a snake, hero brains a carjacker with a turkey, crazy man moons biker gang, throws puppy, bulldozerjacks...?


Ah. Now I feel at home. For a minute there, I was worried fark was beginning to make sense.

Thanks!
 
2010-07-30 04:01:49 PM
How about a squid gun?

/Despicable
 
2010-07-30 04:05:07 PM
Qatmandu: We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down,
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon-balls and powdered his behind
And when we touched that powder off the 'gator lost his mind.


Battle of New Orleans?
 
2010-07-30 04:10:29 PM
media.comicvine.com
 
2010-07-30 04:13:03 PM
img480.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-30 04:13:29 PM
img717.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-30 04:15:51 PM
biobreak.files.wordpress.com

Mysteriously missing
 
zez
2010-07-30 04:27:38 PM
www.blysster.com
 
2010-07-30 04:29:26 PM
Hawnkee: Cats: The original biological projectile weapon.

Way back when, when I was young and evil, I underhanded a VERY angry cat at a friend of mine. He had mangled a collector comic I owned, Kamandi #1, and I felt it was suitable vengeance.
 
2010-07-30 04:30:19 PM
DINSDALE?
jaynenelson.files.wordpress.com
/screwed my pelvis to a cake stand
 
2010-07-30 04:30:40 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2010-07-30 04:32:55 PM
Ferrets and no reference to nihilists?
 
2010-07-30 04:34:57 PM
Crosshair: What? No Anti-Tank dogs?

Surprisingly, this was my first thought as well.
 
2010-07-30 04:43:58 PM
web.mit.edu
 
2010-07-30 04:46:12 PM
Precision Boobery: My weapon is David.

creativevisions.scificincinnati.com
 
2010-07-30 04:48:04 PM
ploum.frimouvy.org


Fetchez la vache!
 
2010-07-30 04:50:44 PM
brusimm.com
 
2010-07-30 04:54:45 PM
Precision Boobery: My weapon is David.

How long did it take you to train him?
I didn't train him. I friended him.

The first of Roland's friends to be sacrificed. Ka is, after all, a wheel.
 
2010-07-30 05:00:22 PM
Dear Cracked dot com,

That was a neat trick putting the huge blue left arrow on the fat lady diet ad at the bottom of the page. I fell for it. You got a click. Enjoy it.

I shan't ever be back.
 
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