/sigh.

Cracked blocked at work.

Synopsis?

My weapon is David.

BumpyMcNipples: Cracked blocked at work.

Hobos robs a pet store, stuffs a ferret down his pants, slaps a teenager with it, HEDGEHOG SHIRUKEN!, faced with a snake, hero brains a carjacker with a turkey, crazy man moons biker gang, throws puppy, bulldozerjacks...?

During world war two the US military experimented with freezing bats and tying incendiary devices to them to use on Japan. The project was canceled after the first successful test set fire to the military base they were testing at.

List fails without the cat thrown at Steerpike by Mr. Flay. Absolutely the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

No, it was not amusing.

Was the hedgehog ok?

We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down,
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon-balls and powdered his behind
And when we touched that powder off the 'gator lost his mind.

can I have my 2.35 minutes back please?

Is not impressed:

Let's not forget the "Dobie-o-matic".

This will probably fall flat. But last year I came up with an idea for a great self-defense weapon

Angry Chimp Catapult

Bear with me here. So, you keep a sedated chimp ready, and of course you have a catapult handy. Someone pulls a gun on ya? Hell, a gun's got nothing on an angry chimp you've just cattle-prodded out of sedation and launched into the air at the aforementioned threat. Have you see what a chimp can do to a human when angry? That plus chimps have shown the ability to take multiple gunshot wounds and still keep on rippin your opponent's nuts off. I fully expect this to be a battlefield app at some point.

Crosshair: What? No Anti-Tank dogs?

That was in this Cracked article: Link (new window)

Testosticor Fantastiballs

Unimpressed until here. Inappropriate work place lols occurred.

No frozen monitor lizard? Officer, I'd like to report a burglary.

The snake latched onto Jeffery's lower lip, probably causing him to
scream hilariously



I know I laughed.

"Cute. Cuddly. Docile. This won't do at all."

A hedgehog is more like a morning star. Throwing stars are starfish.

Cats: The original biological projectile weapon.

averagejoe42: Also not impressed:

What animal do you speak of? The hot dog scene was pretty silly.
/does the hog's anus count as an animal?

lordargent: A hedgehog is more like a morning star. Throwing stars are starfish. Seastars

sorry pet peeve

YixilTesiphon: BumpyMcNipples: Cracked blocked at work.

Hobos robs a pet store, stuffs a ferret down his pants, slaps a teenager with it, HEDGEHOG SHIRUKEN!, faced with a snake, hero brains a carjacker with a turkey, crazy man moons biker gang, throws puppy, bulldozerjacks...?

Ah. Now I feel at home. For a minute there, I was worried fark was beginning to make sense.

Thanks!

How about a squid gun?

/Despicable

Qatmandu: We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down,
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon-balls and powdered his behind
And when we touched that powder off the 'gator lost his mind.

Battle of New Orleans?

Mysteriously missing

Hawnkee: Cats: The original biological projectile weapon.

Way back when, when I was young and evil, I underhanded a VERY angry cat at a friend of mine. He had mangled a collector comic I owned, Kamandi #1, and I felt it was suitable vengeance.

DINSDALE?

/screwed my pelvis to a cake stand

Ferrets and no reference to nihilists?

Crosshair: What? No Anti-Tank dogs?

Surprisingly, this was my first thought as well.

Precision Boobery: My weapon is David.

Fetchez la vache!

Precision Boobery: My weapon is David.

How long did it take you to train him?
I didn't train him. I friended him.

The first of Roland's friends to be sacrificed. Ka is, after all, a wheel.