What were two 4 year olds doing alone on a beach? Sure, lets make driving on the highway illegal too just in case some bad parents let their kids wander there.

Tenburn: What were two 4 year olds doing alone on a beach? Sure, lets make driving on the highway illegal too just in case some bad parents let their kids wander there.

I love the "childfree" assholes that are drawn to these threads like flies to shiat.

But don't worry, they weren't "alone". FTA: County records show that since 2005, about a third of the 46 pedestrians hit by cars, trucks, golf carts or all-terrain vehicles on Volusia beaches were age 7 or under.

No cars on pensacola beach.

mycatisposter: No cars on pensacola beach.

This. WTF is going on in south Florida??

Confabulat:
I would kick anyone's ass if they argued they should be allowed to drive on the beach. I guess the rednecks around Daytona LIKE oil on their beaches.

There's the stupidest beachgoers in the world, right there.

Unless you drive a 80's vintage Olds, you're not leaving oil on the beach. We regularly drive out on the beach in the Outer Banks, NC, and it's a great time. For one, you have access to miles and miles of beach that have no roads to them.

I'm in favor of the parents paying more attention to their kids since they got there in a car as well.

My car on the beach in Northern Ireland a few years ago. Beach is about seven miles long. There were about twenty people on it when I was there.

I knew a guy in college in the late '70's that bought a 4WD Chevy Blazer or something like that & got a special fishing licence and a set of casting rods, just so he could drive out onto Jones Beach.

fixing problems is hard, and rarely 100% effective.

why bother?

Lets get drunk!

/and fark!

This reminds me of Prop 8.

These people, beach-driving-enthusiasts, want to drive on the beach. Denying them that right unfairly discriminates against all beach-driving-enthusiasts. Just because YOU might not care to drive on the beach, and would rather drive on roads, doesnt mean this entire class of people should be discriminated against, and have their desires denied, and their rights denied. One day, beach-driving-enthusiasts will be given the same rights as everyone else, and we will look back on this day, on those who would deny this class of people their rights, as bigots.

Equal Protection under the law for everyone!

Then how are we supposed to get away after busting our loved ones out of the county lock up?

/oh man that's obscure.
//major respect to anyone who gets the image/reference.

Tenburn: What were two 4 year olds doing alone on a beach? Sure, lets make driving on the highway illegal too just in case some bad parents let their kids wander there.

Nobody lies in the middle of the farking highway, nobodies house is right up on the farking highway, there's almost ALWAYS some sort of barrier. Honestly, I don't see why anyone other than official personal need to be driving on a beach.

Phaid: Tenburn: What were two 4 year olds doing alone on a beach? Sure, lets make driving on the highway illegal too just in case some bad parents let their kids wander there.

I love the "childfree" assholes that are drawn to these threads like flies to shiat.

But don't worry, they weren't "alone". FTA: County records show that since 2005, about a third of the 46 pedestrians hit by cars, trucks, golf carts or all-terrain vehicles on Volusia beaches were age 7 or under.

No one gives a shiat about YOUR kids.

Honestly, I don't see why anyone other than official personal need to be driving on a beach.

But, but...that cooler is HEAVY

Amdam: Honestly, I don't see why anyone other than official personal need to be driving on a beach.

Because the beach is 10-15 miles from the nearest road? There are houses in CoroVa, NC that literally are beach access only. No roads. No highways. You enter from the beach.

Because WALKING on the beach is too darn exhausting.

Stay fat, America.

No cars on any beaches along South Jersey coast, and, as far as I know, Delaware, Maryland or Virginia.

Seems like a spectacularly stupid idea to have cars there with the exception of areas where there are miles of sparsely populated beaches with no dunes to create blind spots for the drivers.

Confabulat: I've lived most of my 40 years in Florida.

I grew up in the beautiful beaches of Ft. Walton & Destin on the Panhandle. Nowadays I live around the beautiful beaches of St. Pete and Pinellas.

I would kick anyone's ass if they argued they should be allowed to drive on the beach. I guess the rednecks around Daytona LIKE oil on their beaches.

There's the stupidest beachgoers in the world, right there.

The reason they do it isn't just for the driving; there is next to nowhere left to actually park if you are going to Daytona Beach unless you are a tourist staying in one of the hotels. I know I know who's fault is that and yadda yadda. They take driving/parking on the beach away, they essentially privatize the entire beach to the hotels lining it.

Beach patrons not driving: How about staying the fark out of the driving lane unless it's clear.

Beach drivers: How about staying the fark in the driving lane?

There. Everything else is pure negligence on either party.

rikkitikkitavi: Confabulat:
I would kick anyone's ass if they argued they should be allowed to drive on the beach. I guess the rednecks around Daytona LIKE oil on their beaches.

There's the stupidest beachgoers in the world, right there.

Unless you drive a 80's vintage Olds, you're not leaving oil on the beach. We regularly drive out on the beach in the Outer Banks, NC, and it's a great time. For one, you have access to miles and miles of beach that have no roads to them.

I'm in favor of the parents paying more attention to their kids since they got there in a car as well.

That's lazy as hell.

What is wrong with walking on the beach?

I suppose many people have never been to a beach where cars are allowed. It's pretty much like you'd expect; lots of smelly, dirty, noisy cars cruising up an down what is basically an unmarked roadway right next to the beach-goers who are trying to walk, run, swim etc... Many of the drivers aren't paying very close attention to driving the car.

I think the major issues with keeping cars off the beaches is that there's nowhere to park.

Tenburn: What were two 4 year olds doing alone on a beach? Sure, lets make driving on the highway illegal too just in case some bad parents let their kids wander there.

It is a farking beach. You know, the place where you carry the kids to build sand castles, splash in the surf, and generally run around having fun and blowing off steam. The idea of staking you kid to one spot with a chain in antithetical to the entire point of going to the beach. That some jackass feels the need to drive through a crowded area because he thinks asphalt is passe and gauche is the problem. The beach has always been seen as a place where you go to lay around and walk around. You analogy works better if you ask why was some 4 year old playing in a neighborhood park, because everyone knows parks are Autobahn surrogates.

Your mother really needs to be executed for terrorism and treason for not aborting you, and thus inflicting damage upon American psyches with your farktardness. I would say your father too, but I doubt she remembered which bichon frisse was the father.

whitman00: No cars on any beaches along South Jersey coast, and, as far as I know, Delaware, Maryland or Virginia.

Seems like a spectacularly stupid idea to have cars there with the exception of areas where there are miles of sparsely populated beaches with no dunes to create blind spots for the drivers.

Fixed and fixed. Do research if you're not sure.

Honest Bender: Then how are we supposed to get away after busting our loved ones out of the county lock up?

/oh man that's obscure.
//major respect to anyone who gets the image/reference.

I hope they don't run Chunk and Sloth over!

jakomo002: Because WALKING on the beach is too darn exhausting.

Stay fat, America.

does it hurt when you do that?

/insert "your mom" joke here

whitman00: No cars on any beaches along South Jersey coast, and, as far as I know, Delaware, Maryland or Virginia.

Seems like a spectacularly stupid idea to have cars there with the exception of areas where there are miles of sparsely populated beaches with no dunes to create blind spots for the drivers.

FAIL. You can drive on the beach in Virginia in some locations.

Driving on the beach in Florida you say?

Honest Bender: Then how are we supposed to get away after busting our loved ones out of the county lock up?

/oh man that's obscure.
//major respect to anyone who gets the image/reference.

Are there people on Fark who wouldn't get this? For shame. Goonies never say die!

Why would little children think they'd be safe walking on a beach? How stupid can 4 year olds be?

I'll be driving this down your beach...

Looking the other way.

BTW, this beach is great for teaching your kids how to drive. My brother and I both drove up and down the beach when we about ten or eleven.


/Northern Ireland. Seriously beautiful countryside. And friendly people. Apart from the ones that shoot at you.

Honest Bender: Then how are we supposed to get away after busting our loved ones out of the county lock up?

/oh man that's obscure.
//major respect to anyone who gets the image/reference.

The Fratellis had a real mean ORV.

rikkitikkitavi: Amdam: Honestly, I don't see why anyone other than official personal need to be driving on a beach.

Because the beach is 10-15 miles from the nearest road? There are houses in CoroVa, NC that literally are beach access only. No roads. No highways. You enter from the beach.

All of the Florida beaches I've been to have had parking lots every few miles, never more than a 100 yard walk usually.




That doesn't look like miles of secluded beach to me

Dingo_Ate_My_Baby: Honest Bender: Then how are we supposed to get away after busting our loved ones out of the county lock up?

/oh man that's obscure.
//major respect to anyone who gets the image/reference.

I hope they don't run Chunk and Sloth over!


Damn you!
I'm too slow.
/better shift into 4WD.

"The county should spend the money to educate the public and the toll takers about (existing) no driving areas," he said. "We don't need government taking away another of our freedoms."

This guy seems confused. THe beach is not a road. He seems to be acting like the beach is a road, and there are designated pedestrian areas. This is incorrect and also retarded as hell.

Wow, I grew up going to New Symrna Beach, dodging cars and sharks and never thought beach driving was unusual. Guess I'm a redneck. Who knew?

/Breakers FTW.

Stanfan114: That's lazy as hell.

Dude? You walk 10-15 miles to your house? The house, it's on the beach. Nearest road is 15 miles south, or 50 miles north. You can't walk that far unless you've got a few days free time.

I feel bad about the children getting killed by beach drivers, but I get the impression that places where people are lazy/stupid enough to drive where children are playing... let's just say the next generation will not be missed by the gene pool.

/stupid people running other stupid people over

Honest Bender: Then how are we supposed to get away after busting our loved ones out of the county lock up?

/oh man that's obscure.
//major respect to anyone who gets the image/reference.

Goonies is not obscure

Genju: Confabulat: I've lived most of my 40 years in Florida.

I grew up in the beautiful beaches of Ft. Walton & Destin on the Panhandle. Nowadays I live around the beautiful beaches of St. Pete and Pinellas.

I would kick anyone's ass if they argued they should be allowed to drive on the beach. I guess the rednecks around Daytona LIKE oil on their beaches.

There's the stupidest beachgoers in the world, right there.

The reason they do it isn't just for the driving; there is next to nowhere left to actually park if you are going to Daytona Beach unless you are a tourist staying in one of the hotels. I know I know who's fault is that and yadda yadda. They take driving/parking on the beach away, they essentially privatize the entire beach to the hotels lining it.

Beach patrons not driving: How about staying the fark out of the driving lane unless it's clear.

Beach drivers: How about staying the fark in the driving lane?

There. Everything else is pure negligence on either party.

My question is, why would anybody want to go to the beach at Daytona in the first place?

johnny vegas: does it hurt when you do that?

Um, what? When I imply that it's because many of these "beach drivers" are simply too damn lazy to walk a mile or more along a beach? That they're basically cruising down the beach so they can see bikini-boobies?

Nah, feels okay.

rikkitikkitavi: Stanfan114: That's lazy as hell.

Dude? You walk 10-15 miles to your house? The house, it's on the beach. Nearest road is 15 miles south, or 50 miles north. You can't walk that far unless you've got a few days free time.

It does not take a "few days" to walk 10 miles.

But if that is your driveway that is one thing. Driving to get to your spot on the beach is just plain lazy.

tricksiecat: rikkitikkitavi: Amdam: Honestly, I don't see why anyone other than official personal need to be driving on a beach.

Because the beach is 10-15 miles from the nearest road? There are houses in CoroVa, NC that literally are beach access only. No roads. No highways. You enter from the beach.

All of the Florida beaches I've been to have had parking lots every few miles, never more than a 100 yard walk usually.

That doesn't look like miles of secluded beach to me

So all those people shouldn't be allowed to drive on the beach because you're a butthurt pussy?

tricksiecat: All of the Florida beaches I've been to have had parking lots every few miles, never more than a 100 yard walk usually.

yes, i'm sure all those parking lots are completely empty. what are those people thinking.

your an idiot.