jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

Make it possible for them to come here legally, and they will.

ballchain: There is a way for them to come here legally

Flat-out wrong. Unlike your buddy's Filipino wife, the number of immigration and work visas issued to Mexicans is set absurdly below the actual demand.

The problem is not that all these people came in here in violation of the law, the problem is that all these people came here and the law made no provision for it.

You're not going to turn the US-Mexico border into the Berlin Wall 2.0, and the only thing you'll get from seriously attempting mass deportations of millions of people is to turn the American Southwest into a police state.

kingoomieiii: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

The system is terrible. Awful. To be honest, sitting around and waiting for our immigration system to allow you in legally is like never exceeding the speed limit. Do you think all speeders should have their licenses pulled?

It'd certainly cut down on the number of assholes on the road.

Why isn't Mexico in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S.

Churchill2004: Make it possible for them to come here legally, and they will.

It is possible, archaic but possible. I do not mind making it easier, but they need to respect our Farking laws first. No one born outside of this country has the "right" to be here....PERIOD!

kingoomieiii: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

The system is terrible. Awful. To be honest, sitting around and waiting for our immigration system to allow you in legally is like never exceeding the speed limit. Do you think all speeders should have their licenses pulled?

No but they shouldn't whine when they get a ticket.

me texan: So we'll let immigrants fight in our military but not participate in our Olympics?


Not illegal ones

He's taking our speed skating jorbs.

FarkinHostile: Why isn't Mexico in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S.

That was a funny joke in 1982.

pudding7: ballchain: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

THIS

That

The other

Pair-o-Dice

That was a funny joke in 1982.


I've been waiting for this headline since then.

cgw_niu: Churchill2004: Make it possible for them to come here legally, and they will.

It is possible, archaic but possible. I do not mind making it easier, but they need to respect our Farking laws first. No one born outside of this country has the "right" to be here....PERIOD!

The notion of a "right" to live somewhere is the entire problem in the Middle East. I don't understand the notion that anyone has more of a right to be somewhere than anyone else, especially when it's something as arbitrary as being born on a certain side of an imaginary line.

FarkinHostile: Pair-o-Dice

That was a funny joke in 1982.


I've been waiting for this headline since then.

Oh, bravo then!

jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

It must be very easy to live in your black and white world.

Pair-o-Dice

THIS

That

The other


BUZZ!! I'm sorry, the correct response is "Wiffle ball bat."

uksocal: cgw_niu: Churchill2004: Make it possible for them to come here legally, and they will.

It is possible, archaic but possible. I do not mind making it easier, but they need to respect our Farking laws first. No one born outside of this country has the "right" to be here....PERIOD!

The notion of a "right" to live somewhere is the entire problem in the Middle East. I don't understand the notion that anyone has more of a right to be somewhere than anyone else, especially when it's something as arbitrary as being born on a certain side of an imaginary line.

What does this story have to do with the shiates, Kurds and the Sunnis in Iraq?

pudding7

ballchain: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

THIS

That


Wiffle ball bat.

Dangit, FarkinHostile!

:-)

So Cho took matters into his own hands, arranging for his family clandestinely to cross the Canadian border ??? into the U.S. where they could live together incognito while their applications for legal residency were pending.

No.

This dawg should stayed in Canada. Bo, I don't buy his sad tale.

cgw_niu: uksocal: cgw_niu: Churchill2004: Make it possible for them to come here legally, and they will.

It is possible, archaic but possible. I do not mind making it easier, but they need to respect our Farking laws first. No one born outside of this country has the "right" to be here....PERIOD!

The notion of a "right" to live somewhere is the entire problem in the Middle East. I don't understand the notion that anyone has more of a right to be somewhere than anyone else, especially when it's something as arbitrary as being born on a certain side of an imaginary line.

What does this story have to do with the shiates, Kurds and the Sunnis in Iraq?

The story has nothing to do with it. Your response about people having a "right" to live somewhere has everything to do with it.

RTFA, people. He is legal, he was just illegal for a few years while they processed his application.

drhansenej: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

It must be very easy to live in your black and white world.

It must be very easy to live in Wisconsin, where you don't have an enormous illegal immigration problem.

bobbette: RTFA, people. He is legal, he was just illegal for a few years while they processed his application.

Typical liberal always apologizing for people who come over here and steal our jobs.

Oberon - Yes I do, people can become citizens if they are born outside of the US, but they did not have the "right" to be here in the first place. They were granted the "privilege" of entering our country. Once they are a citizen, they then have the right to be here. They just were not born with the right.

So is every other country in the world that enforces an immigration policy a bunch of racists? Or is it only evil when we do it?
(As Americans it is our responsibility to be the tit that the rest of the world suckles from!)

I mean, they use all sorts of excuses, like trying to keep an economy stable instead of flooding the workforce with extra laborers who'll have to fight over jobs, or making sure disease and criminals don't flood into their countries, but all the test and application fees just mean one thing.

Chest x-rays to rule out TB? Not letting in ex-convicts? Actually scoring people based on how much value they'd bring to the country? That's racist! Totally racistier than racist! It's... doubleplusracist!

/I'm looking at you, New Zealand!

ballchain: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

THIS

I'd rather have a software engineer and his olympic medalling son, than either of you farkers. What makes you special besides the fact that your inbred mother shiat you out on american soil?

And, unless you're an indian, my family has been here longer than yours so as far as I'm concerned, you're all dirty immigrants.

FarkinHostile: Pair-o-Dice

THIS

That

The other


BUZZ!! I'm sorry, the correct response is "Wiffle ball bat."

I'm sorry Alex, What is a wiffle ball bat.

FarkinHostile: Why isn't Mexico in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S.

Came to say some variation of this...

/golf clap

Rapmaster2000: He's taking our speed skating jorbs.

Let me just say that exhaling fine single malt scotch through the nose is a very painful affair. But what the hell am I doing drinking fine single malt scotch and reading Fark anyway? I should know better.

sparrow794: drhansenej: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

It must be very easy to live in your black and white world.

It must be very easy to live in Wisconsin, where you don't have an enormous illegal immigration problem.

Or have been harmed by an illegal immigrant, or have to pay higher than normal insurance, medical bills, taxes or anything else because of illegals. Must be nice to live in his part of non-reality

Next week's headline: Kim Jung Il demands return of Korean speedskating medal.

Free labor will do for workers what free trade did for producers.

We need continental wage parity.

Lamune_Baba: So is every other country in the world that enforces an immigration policy a bunch of racists? Or is it only evil when we do it?


If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy
and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political
prison to rot.
If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die
for your right to the ways and means of our constitution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked
out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.

LEGAL immigrants SatanicPuppy. Tell your illegal friends to sign the farking guest book on the way in and leave your own damn flag back in your country...what's so hard about that if you want to be an American so bad??

DaMoGan: Rapmaster2000: He's taking our speed skating jorbs.

Let me just say that exhaling fine single malt scotch through the nose is a very painful affair. But what the hell am I doing drinking fine single malt scotch and reading Fark anyway? I should know better.

I usually pair Fark with Tang fermented under a radiator.

cgw_niu: sparrow794: drhansenej: jehovahs witness protection: Illegal is illegal. I don't care if you're from Mexico, Korea, or England, come here legally or not at all.

It must be very easy to live in your black and white world.

It must be very easy to live in Wisconsin, where you don't have an enormous illegal immigration problem.

Or have been harmed by an illegal immigrant, or have to pay higher than normal insurance, medical bills, taxes or anything else because of illegals. Must be nice to live in his part of non-reality

The same arguments could be made about the baby boomers. Kick them the fark out, and replace them with an equal number of people so motivated to better their life that they're willing to give up everything they know to work the worst jobs in the country, and you'll see what really makes america great.

cgw, you do known that foreign born individuals born to US citizens are automatically US citizens, right?

ballchain: There is a way for them to come here legally

*not sure if serious*

Unless you mean "them" to refer to the people in TFA, this is just a ludicrous statement. US immigration laws flat out exclude a whole lot of people.

And, of course, in many cases, the legal means of entry/immigration is so farked up as to render it impossible to comply.