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(ABC) Video Man robs store while his ugly female accomplice assaults clerk with her horrid dance moves. Seriously   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 63
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jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 11:52:54 AM
That was a female?
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 11:56:02 AM
www.pollsb.com

Not impressed.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 11:59:48 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Not impressed.

At least she LOOKED like a chick.
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:06:02 PM
Two thieves approach.

Female thief begins a strange dance.

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief strikes! CRITICAL HIT!

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief steals a Medicinal Herb from the party's bag.

Male Thief flees.

Female Thief flees.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:07:28 PM
THAT'S A MAN....MAN.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:21:26 PM
Dallas?

i575.photobucket.com

On the case.
 
griffer
2010-07-30 12:26:08 PM
Crack is indeed whack.
 
I am Ahab
2010-07-30 12:26:17 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Not impressed.

Also, not impressed:

www.tvscoop.tv
 
orat-on-a-stick
2010-07-30 12:28:31 PM
Whats up with the talking head? She was not attractive/easy on the eyes... News people don't need to be 'camera ready' anymore?
 
sprd
2010-07-30 12:29:37 PM
worthless creatures.
 
sseye
2010-07-30 12:32:44 PM
I am Ahab: DjangoStonereaver: Not impressed.

Also, not impressed:

HOrrible dancing trifecta in play.

(see the nude pics / Dell tech thread)
 
cryinoutloud
2010-07-30 12:32:57 PM
good god, how high were these people? I'm including the clerk.
 
AgentKGB
2010-07-30 12:33:40 PM
 
I agree with you
2010-07-30 12:35:43 PM
just another crackhead lookin for his/her next fix. ppl like that need to be hung from outside the establishment, like coyotes hanging on a fencepost. Country ppl know what I'm talking about...lol
 
Unfreakable [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:36:46 PM
Okay, I watched that twice and I'm still not convinced that any of the participants was female.
 
Chiselphane
2010-07-30 12:39:06 PM
Can you imagine being a customer and seeing this madness? And what do you do when they're done with their bizarre ritual, but you still want your Squishee?

/dances on the counter while Ahmed gently taps me with a baseball bat
//seriously, it's a bat. Swing it. It's not like "This thing is loaded, don't make me use it!"
 
keflex
2010-07-30 12:39:23 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Two thieves approach.

Female thief begins a strange dance.

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief strikes! CRITICAL HIT!

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief steals a Medicinal Herb from the party's bag.

Male Thief flees.

Female Thief flees.

WIN!
 
DrHST
2010-07-30 12:41:03 PM
GAT_00: Dallas?



On the case.

Hard to say whether to go for Reagan or Carter in that situation.
 
StaceyNC
2010-07-30 12:41:28 PM
i247.photobucket.com

DjangoStonereaver beat me to it.....
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-07-30 12:41:30 PM
Unfreakable: Okay, I watched that twice and I'm still not convinced that any of the participants was female.

You didn't notice the sagging, pendulous breasts slapping about inside the tattered red tshirt?
 
Nakito
2010-07-30 12:41:31 PM
www.smh.com.au

You're so beautiful.
You could be a waitress.

You're so beautiful.
You could be an air hostess in the 60s.

You're so beautiful.
You could be a part-time model.

But then I seal the deal, I do my moves.
I do my dance moves.
 
SailorDeath
2010-07-30 12:41:41 PM
Heh I rather enjoyed the video of the pilot faking a fainting spell that came a few clips after the dancing thieves one.
 
Arab Lover
2010-07-30 12:43:39 PM
Evolution is a painfully slow process.
 
DavidVincent
2010-07-30 12:43:47 PM
 
GreenSun
2010-07-30 12:44:55 PM
Lol the two criminals looked like guys! And those were "dance" moves? I think it was just casting a voodoo spell on the victim or something.
 
DansLaLuna
2010-07-30 12:46:40 PM
Ain't meth grand!
 
biggestdog420
2010-07-30 12:50:21 PM
she was beat with her own ugly stick
 
bugmn99
2010-07-30 12:51:47 PM
That Asian chick's got a lot of nerve acting like all black dudes look alike.
 
ilgallo
2010-07-30 12:54:37 PM
I don't think I am a better person now for having followed that link.
 
Rat
2010-07-30 12:55:47 PM
DavidVincent: First thing I thought of

I hate you.

©
 
GnuUzir
2010-07-30 12:56:56 PM
jehovahs witness protection: That was a female?

That was dancing?
 
PanZom
2010-07-30 12:58:31 PM
frikis.pe

Also not impressed.
 
southaustin
2010-07-30 12:58:53 PM
The dancing person had boobies. Does "boobies on a thin person" not mean "female" to anyone else? She didn't have long hair, so she wasn't female? Y'all are disturbing.
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 01:01:38 PM
There is a pretty good shot of her picking her pants out of her butt-crack at one point. Nice. It also looks like her mouth was going the entire time - I'm pretty sure she was yammering through the robbery and is just very "animated" when she yammers.

I don't the Singapore caning plan is a bad one, in cases like this.
 
ultraholland
2010-07-30 01:03:56 PM
Crack will make you do these things
 
Stinkyy
2010-07-30 01:10:34 PM
I like the anchor, but is it racist that so many of news-babes are racist, I mean Asian? Why do we do that?
 
DavidVincent
2010-07-30 01:11:25 PM
ultraholland: BlCrack will make you do these things
 
MessyDwarf
2010-07-30 01:14:04 PM
"All right man, I got me a sweet idea. I'll start dancing on the sucka. He'll be all mystificated and shiat man, it'll be perfect."

"That's a great idea baby, now hand me back that pipe and we'll go get some us dolla bills."
 
wubbelee
2010-07-30 01:16:16 PM
SailorDeath: Heh I rather enjoyed the video of the pilot faking a fainting spell that came a few clips after the dancing thieves one.

Me too, that was pretty funny. I don't think anybody would ride with me if I had a plane.
 
wubbelee
2010-07-30 01:18:11 PM
Also not impressed
www.univie.ac.at
 
destardi
2010-07-30 01:20:01 PM
Felt like I was watching a cage at a zoo.

Seriously, are these human beings?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2010-07-30 01:24:18 PM
You guys must have never seen crackheads
 
ultraholland
2010-07-30 01:25:18 PM
destardi: Felt like I was watching a cage at a zoo.

Seriously, are these human beings?

Racist.
 
Leda412
2010-07-30 01:25:51 PM
Link (new window)

Play them off reincarnated keyboard cat.
 
Liese
2010-07-30 01:30:57 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Two thieves approach.

Female thief begins a strange dance.

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief strikes! CRITICAL HIT!

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief steals a Medicinal Herb from the party's bag.

Male Thief flees.

Female Thief flees.

Well played. +100
 
cremaster of ceremonies
2010-07-30 01:32:29 PM
I'm pressin' charges!
 
Stanfan114
2010-07-30 01:33:28 PM
ultraholland: destardi: Felt like I was watching a cage at a zoo.

Seriously, are these human beings?

Racist.

I know it is easy to point and say "oh black people are animals" when you see something like that but honestly if you watch COPS on TV it does not matter the race. Black white asian latino.. you will always have crazy idiots out there.
 
ultraholland
2010-07-30 01:38:29 PM
Stanfan114

Whenever somebody says something about animals or colored objects, you accuse them of being racist; the joke being that the accuser is actually racist for making the assumption of racism.
 
bossuniversalAA
2010-07-30 01:41:37 PM
i796.photobucket.com
 
eudemonist
2010-07-30 01:41:57 PM
www.erfworld.com
 
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