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(ABC) Video Man robs store while his ugly female accomplice assaults clerk with her horrid dance moves. Seriously   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 63
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2010-07-30 11:52:54 AM
That was a female?
 
2010-07-30 11:56:02 AM
www.pollsb.com

Not impressed.
 
2010-07-30 11:59:48 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Not impressed.

At least she LOOKED like a chick.
 
2010-07-30 12:06:02 PM
Two thieves approach.

Female thief begins a strange dance.

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief strikes! CRITICAL HIT!

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief steals a Medicinal Herb from the party's bag.

Male Thief flees.

Female Thief flees.
 
2010-07-30 12:07:28 PM
THAT'S A MAN....MAN.
 
2010-07-30 12:21:26 PM
Dallas?

i575.photobucket.com

On the case.
 
2010-07-30 12:26:08 PM
Crack is indeed whack.
 
2010-07-30 12:26:17 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Not impressed.

Also, not impressed:

www.tvscoop.tv
 
2010-07-30 12:28:31 PM
Whats up with the talking head? She was not attractive/easy on the eyes... News people don't need to be 'camera ready' anymore?
 
2010-07-30 12:29:37 PM
worthless creatures.
 
2010-07-30 12:32:44 PM
I am Ahab: DjangoStonereaver: Not impressed.

Also, not impressed:


HOrrible dancing trifecta in play.

(see the nude pics / Dell tech thread)
 
2010-07-30 12:32:57 PM
good god, how high were these people? I'm including the clerk.
 
2010-07-30 12:33:40 PM
 
2010-07-30 12:35:43 PM
just another crackhead lookin for his/her next fix. ppl like that need to be hung from outside the establishment, like coyotes hanging on a fencepost. Country ppl know what I'm talking about...lol
 
2010-07-30 12:36:46 PM
Okay, I watched that twice and I'm still not convinced that any of the participants was female.
 
2010-07-30 12:39:06 PM
Can you imagine being a customer and seeing this madness? And what do you do when they're done with their bizarre ritual, but you still want your Squishee?

/dances on the counter while Ahmed gently taps me with a baseball bat
//seriously, it's a bat. Swing it. It's not like "This thing is loaded, don't make me use it!"
 
2010-07-30 12:39:23 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Two thieves approach.

Female thief begins a strange dance.

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief strikes! CRITICAL HIT!

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief steals a Medicinal Herb from the party's bag.

Male Thief flees.

Female Thief flees.


WIN!
 
2010-07-30 12:41:03 PM
GAT_00: Dallas?



On the case.


Hard to say whether to go for Reagan or Carter in that situation.
 
2010-07-30 12:41:28 PM
i247.photobucket.com

DjangoStonereaver beat me to it.....
 
2010-07-30 12:41:30 PM
Unfreakable: Okay, I watched that twice and I'm still not convinced that any of the participants was female.

You didn't notice the sagging, pendulous breasts slapping about inside the tattered red tshirt?
 
2010-07-30 12:41:31 PM
www.smh.com.au

You're so beautiful.
You could be a waitress.

You're so beautiful.
You could be an air hostess in the 60s.

You're so beautiful.
You could be a part-time model.

But then I seal the deal, I do my moves.
I do my dance moves.
 
2010-07-30 12:41:41 PM
Heh I rather enjoyed the video of the pilot faking a fainting spell that came a few clips after the dancing thieves one.
 
2010-07-30 12:43:39 PM
Evolution is a painfully slow process.
 
2010-07-30 12:43:47 PM
 
2010-07-30 12:44:55 PM
Lol the two criminals looked like guys! And those were "dance" moves? I think it was just casting a voodoo spell on the victim or something.
 
2010-07-30 12:46:40 PM
Ain't meth grand!
 
2010-07-30 12:50:21 PM
she was beat with her own ugly stick
 
2010-07-30 12:51:47 PM
That Asian chick's got a lot of nerve acting like all black dudes look alike.
 
2010-07-30 12:54:37 PM
I don't think I am a better person now for having followed that link.
 
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2010-07-30 12:55:47 PM
DavidVincent: First thing I thought of

I hate you.

©
 
2010-07-30 12:56:56 PM
jehovahs witness protection: That was a female?

That was dancing?
 
2010-07-30 12:58:31 PM
frikis.pe

Also not impressed.
 
2010-07-30 12:58:53 PM
The dancing person had boobies. Does "boobies on a thin person" not mean "female" to anyone else? She didn't have long hair, so she wasn't female? Y'all are disturbing.
 
2010-07-30 01:01:38 PM
There is a pretty good shot of her picking her pants out of her butt-crack at one point. Nice. It also looks like her mouth was going the entire time - I'm pretty sure she was yammering through the robbery and is just very "animated" when she yammers.

I don't the Singapore caning plan is a bad one, in cases like this.
 
2010-07-30 01:03:56 PM
Crack will make you do these things
 
2010-07-30 01:10:34 PM
I like the anchor, but is it racist that so many of news-babes are racist, I mean Asian? Why do we do that?
 
2010-07-30 01:11:25 PM
ultraholland: BlCrack will make you do these things
 
2010-07-30 01:14:04 PM
"All right man, I got me a sweet idea. I'll start dancing on the sucka. He'll be all mystificated and shiat man, it'll be perfect."

"That's a great idea baby, now hand me back that pipe and we'll go get some us dolla bills."
 
2010-07-30 01:16:16 PM
SailorDeath: Heh I rather enjoyed the video of the pilot faking a fainting spell that came a few clips after the dancing thieves one.

Me too, that was pretty funny. I don't think anybody would ride with me if I had a plane.
 
2010-07-30 01:18:11 PM
Also not impressed
www.univie.ac.at
 
2010-07-30 01:20:01 PM
Felt like I was watching a cage at a zoo.

Seriously, are these human beings?
 
2010-07-30 01:24:18 PM
You guys must have never seen crackheads
 
2010-07-30 01:25:18 PM
destardi: Felt like I was watching a cage at a zoo.

Seriously, are these human beings?


Racist.
 
2010-07-30 01:25:51 PM
Link (new window)

Play them off reincarnated keyboard cat.
 
2010-07-30 01:30:57 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Two thieves approach.

Female thief begins a strange dance.

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief strikes! CRITICAL HIT!

Your party is dazzled! You cannot act.

Male thief steals a Medicinal Herb from the party's bag.

Male Thief flees.

Female Thief flees.


Well played. +100
 
2010-07-30 01:32:29 PM
I'm pressin' charges!
 
2010-07-30 01:33:28 PM
ultraholland: destardi: Felt like I was watching a cage at a zoo.

Seriously, are these human beings?

Racist.


I know it is easy to point and say "oh black people are animals" when you see something like that but honestly if you watch COPS on TV it does not matter the race. Black white asian latino.. you will always have crazy idiots out there.
 
2010-07-30 01:38:29 PM
Stanfan114

Whenever somebody says something about animals or colored objects, you accuse them of being racist; the joke being that the accuser is actually racist for making the assumption of racism.
 
2010-07-30 01:41:37 PM
i796.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-30 01:41:57 PM
www.erfworld.com
 
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