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(ABC) Interesting Step 1: Do not look directly at lasers   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 30
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Walker [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:12:43 PM
I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:18:57 PM
a.imageshack.us

/got nothin
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:41:37 PM
Walker: I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.


I know how he feels.
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:55:03 PM
www.tabsafety.com


/have these posted at work
 
fly_gal [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 01:05:37 PM
Walker: I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.

Is that his wife beside him? She looks more like his mom.
 
The-Brain [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 01:32:34 PM
What's with the 'More' keywords?
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 02:01:36 PM
The best way to survive a shark attack is to live in a landlocked area with no rivers that connect to the ocean. The only way a shark is going to attack me is if he marches his sandpaper-like ass to North Central Texas and ambushes me as I leave my house.
 
tortilla burger
2010-07-30 02:10:49 PM
1) Look directly at lasers
2) ???
3) Profit
 
JohnCarter
2010-07-30 02:12:27 PM
Swim in a freshwater lake? (just watch out for the beaver sharks)
 
Killer Cars
2010-07-30 02:12:41 PM
The-Brain: What's with the 'More' keywords?

You don't want to be around Chelsea Clinton during shark week, or so I've heard.
 
politech
2010-07-30 02:13:11 PM
PacManDreaming: The best way to survive a shark attack is to live in a landlocked area with no rivers that connect to the ocean. The only way a shark is going to attack me is if he marches his sandpaper-like ass to North Central Texas and ambushes me as I leave my house.tvmedia.ign.com

/hot and dry
 
BumpyMcNipples [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 02:13:34 PM
i1.tinypic.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
WelldeadLink
2010-07-30 02:21:18 PM
SEALs laugh and point at the Green Beret chum.
 
Treygreen13
2010-07-30 02:29:42 PM
Step 2: Do not taunt happy fun laser.
 
Thats an 827
2010-07-30 02:34:27 PM
Some poor soul ruined a high priced Canon when a laser flashed across the lens.
 
Obama's Subtle Coup
2010-07-30 02:35:26 PM
www.ohgizmo.com

it's no different than lasik.
 
habitual_masticator
2010-07-30 02:43:48 PM
Am I the only one who read that as do not look directly at lawyers?
 
The Drunk IT Guy
2010-07-30 02:44:03 PM
Didn't see anything about lasers, just a Green Beret masturbating some sharks..
 
JohnAnnArbor
2010-07-30 02:45:48 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
Donnchadha
2010-07-30 02:53:22 PM
The Drunk IT Guy: Didn't see anything about lasers, just a Green Beret masturbating some sharks..

It was about then that I decided that doing a GIS for "Clerks" and "masturbating caged animals" while at work was probably not a good idea.
 
Frothy Panties
2010-07-30 02:53:29 PM
Treygreen13: Step 2: Do not taunt happy fun laser.

beat me to it!!!
 
TheGogmagog
2010-07-30 02:54:19 PM
Gig103, How are you supposed to avoid invisible lasers?
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 02:54:57 PM
Walker: I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.

img830.imageshack.us
 
Poochner
2010-07-30 03:50:27 PM
dahmers love zombie: /got nothin

It's what I came in here to say. That's something.
 
DaMoGan
2010-07-30 04:44:23 PM
Gig103: /have these posted at work

Wow, I didn't realize that those supermarket checkout lasers were so powerful.

/paper, please.
 
Inikini
2010-07-30 05:21:49 PM
I looked in the trap, Ray.
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 06:10:59 PM
TheGogmagog: Gig103, How are you supposed to avoid invisible lasers?

The best way is to not be on the receiving end of a Hellfire missile.
 
JonnyBGoode
2010-07-30 07:26:06 PM
Fricken sharks, how do they work?
 
hogans
2010-07-30 08:58:06 PM
i42.tinypic.com

Aw crap, now what do I do?
 
PYROY
2010-07-31 05:57:42 PM
I like his line about walking down the street and staring real hard at criminals to make them leave you alone, great advice.
 
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