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(ABC) Interesting Step 1: Do not look directly at lasers   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 30
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2010-07-30 12:12:43 PM
I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.
 
2010-07-30 12:18:57 PM
a.imageshack.us

/got nothin
 
2010-07-30 12:41:37 PM
Walker: I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.


I know how he feels.
 
2010-07-30 12:55:03 PM
www.tabsafety.com


/have these posted at work
 
2010-07-30 01:05:37 PM
Walker: I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.

Is that his wife beside him? She looks more like his mom.
 
2010-07-30 01:32:34 PM
What's with the 'More' keywords?
 
2010-07-30 02:01:36 PM
The best way to survive a shark attack is to live in a landlocked area with no rivers that connect to the ocean. The only way a shark is going to attack me is if he marches his sandpaper-like ass to North Central Texas and ambushes me as I leave my house.
 
2010-07-30 02:10:49 PM
1) Look directly at lasers
2) ???
3) Profit
 
2010-07-30 02:12:27 PM
Swim in a freshwater lake? (just watch out for the beaver sharks)
 
2010-07-30 02:12:41 PM
The-Brain: What's with the 'More' keywords?

You don't want to be around Chelsea Clinton during shark week, or so I've heard.
 
2010-07-30 02:13:11 PM
PacManDreaming: The best way to survive a shark attack is to live in a landlocked area with no rivers that connect to the ocean. The only way a shark is going to attack me is if he marches his sandpaper-like ass to North Central Texas and ambushes me as I leave my house.tvmedia.ign.com

/hot and dry
 
2010-07-30 02:13:34 PM
i1.tinypic.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2010-07-30 02:21:18 PM
SEALs laugh and point at the Green Beret chum.
 
2010-07-30 02:29:42 PM
Step 2: Do not taunt happy fun laser.
 
2010-07-30 02:34:27 PM
Some poor soul ruined a high priced Canon when a laser flashed across the lens.
 
2010-07-30 02:35:26 PM
www.ohgizmo.com

it's no different than lasik.
 
2010-07-30 02:43:48 PM
Am I the only one who read that as do not look directly at lawyers?
 
2010-07-30 02:44:03 PM
Didn't see anything about lasers, just a Green Beret masturbating some sharks..
 
2010-07-30 02:45:48 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-07-30 02:53:22 PM
The Drunk IT Guy: Didn't see anything about lasers, just a Green Beret masturbating some sharks..

It was about then that I decided that doing a GIS for "Clerks" and "masturbating caged animals" while at work was probably not a good idea.
 
2010-07-30 02:53:29 PM
Treygreen13: Step 2: Do not taunt happy fun laser.

beat me to it!!!
 
2010-07-30 02:54:19 PM
Gig103, How are you supposed to avoid invisible lasers?
 
2010-07-30 02:54:57 PM
Walker: I like the guy in the back holding the sign that says "My wife made me come!". That's funny in so many ways.

img830.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-30 03:50:27 PM
dahmers love zombie: /got nothin

It's what I came in here to say. That's something.
 
2010-07-30 04:44:23 PM
Gig103: /have these posted at work

Wow, I didn't realize that those supermarket checkout lasers were so powerful.

/paper, please.
 
2010-07-30 05:21:49 PM
I looked in the trap, Ray.
 
2010-07-30 06:10:59 PM
TheGogmagog: Gig103, How are you supposed to avoid invisible lasers?

The best way is to not be on the receiving end of a Hellfire missile.
 
2010-07-30 07:26:06 PM
Fricken sharks, how do they work?
 
2010-07-30 08:58:06 PM
i42.tinypic.com

Aw crap, now what do I do?
 
2010-07-31 05:57:42 PM
I like his line about walking down the street and staring real hard at criminals to make them leave you alone, great advice.
 
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