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Treygreen13: What sound does a Spanish woman make when she has sex?

Well how the hell did this get in this thread? It was supposed to go one thread down.

Another fine example of protecting and serving.

Arrested for throwing away a two-foot plant without even knowing what it was. It's nice to see that American law enforcement dollars are being used to stop kingpins like Ms. Jacqueline Moore.

First a marijuana plant, then she's out there murdering your babies. I'm glad she's in jail. This lady is obviously dangerous. Give her the death sentence.

Magorn: My wife has a story about when she was a wee child of 4 or 5, coming across some Mj seeds and, lie any kid would, planting them. Apprently the cops were less than amused when they came to chop down the six-foot high Plant that was growing in her front yard. Their job made all the harder by the cute little girl bawling her eyes out because the big mean police men were killing her special plant...

This story brought a little tear to my eye..

What do you expect? That's got to be over $100K worth.

Like most people I don't think I recognized a marijuana plant if I see one, the only weeds I ever seen came in a ziplock bag.

My mother in law tells a story about trying to get a clipping or something from the interesting looking plant that her neighbour was growing. She got some very strange looks and a "It's not mine, I'm just looking after it."

It took her quite a long time to realize that her neighbour was growing pot.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Like most people I don't think I recognized a marijuana plant if I see one, the only weeds I ever seen came in a ziplock bag.

You just need to see one. They're pretty unique-looking.

bump: She was taken to the Land O'Lakes jail with bail set at $2,000.

Well I feel butter about this now...

At least if it's a PMITA jail it should go smoothly...

Treygreen13: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Like most people I don't think I recognized a marijuana plant if I see one, the only weeds I ever seen came in a ziplock bag.

You just need to see one. They're pretty unique-looking.

So the excuse "Officer, I didn't know it was a marijuana plant!" sometime is the honest truth.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Treygreen13: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Like most people I don't think I recognized a marijuana plant if I see one, the only weeds I ever seen came in a ziplock bag.

You just need to see one. They're pretty unique-looking.

So the excuse "Officer, I didn't know it was a marijuana plant!" sometime is the honest truth.

Sure, if it is growing wild in a field you own. If it's in a pot under a lamp in your garage, there's no chance.

Florida is just as stupid as Arizona... but w/ a beach, yeah!!!!

It's not the peace officer's fault, it is just his duty to enforce the law.

/The authority of law enforcement has to be respected, or we would stop being a free country.

bump: At least if it's a PMITA jail it should go smoothly...

Spread the word...

I can't believe it's not butthurt...

Enemabag Jones

It's not the peace officer's fault, it is just his duty to enforce the law.

/The authority of law enforcement has to be respected, or we would stop being a free country.

THIS

He's just following orders!

Proud to live in such a fine state!

*facepalm*

just...

*facepalm*

What a horrible example of just how ludicrous the current War on Some Drugs really has become.

The real crime here is the adult Americans are now being jailed for growing/harvesting/using the same type of plant that our Founding Fathers once grew by the thousands.

/RE-legalize it

"It's nice to see that American law enforcement dollars are being used to stop kingpins like Ms. Jacqueline Moore."

Don't worry, the Prosecution Industries Of America profited greatly.
Shaking the US down for cash, one arrest at a time.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Like most people I don't think I recognized a marijuana plant if I see one, the only weeds I ever seen came in a ziplock bag.

This is what it may look like.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Like most people I don't think I recognized a marijuana plant if I see one, the only weeds I ever seen came in a ziplock bag.

Weed looks the same as the buds you smoke do, only with more pot leaves hanging off them, and on stems.

Bombsauce: Magorn: My wife has a story about when she was a wee child of 4 or 5, coming across some Mj seeds and, lie any kid would, planting them. Apprently the cops were less than amused when they came to chop down the six-foot high Plant that was growing in her front yard. Their job made all the harder by the cute little girl bawling her eyes out because the big mean police men were killing her special plant...

This story brought a little tear to my eye..

A good friend of mine - when she was a kid - was walking home from elementary school and found this pretty purple glass vase on the side of the road, except there was an extra hole near the bottom. Her mom wouldnt let her keep it.

/bong

Diogenes: Oh for Fark's sake. It really does sound like she was throwing it in the trash. I know this is Florida and that would be a typically bad excuse and all, but c'mon.

Yeah. It certainly sounds innocent to me.

jehovahs witness protection: But the 2 foot tall plant was worth $25,000 $2,500,000.

FTFY

/By the time it goes to court, it will need tripled and fixed again

you know the world is just a little bit insane
when men with guns come between you and the planet

how Avatar is that?

seriously i would love a cop to bust me for pot or shrooms
just so i could bring in a media circus and explain irrefutably
how they saved me from a life of crime and intravenous drug use,
thus keeping me from being a drain on society.

it would be awesome.

holy shiat, you must be the biggest piece of shiat scumbag on the planet to arrest some older lady throwing a weed plant in the trash. I hope that officer dies when his vehicle flips and it lights on fire trapping him inside.

skink: What Farking bullshiat. Cranking up my letter to the editor machine, this is in my town.

Meanwhile, Oleander and Angels Trumpet, which can KILL YOU DEAD, are everywhere here.

Grrr.

Don't forget Jimsonweed - it's by most Erowid accounts the worst trip experience possible, and is deadly if ODed on, yet it grows everywhere in CA pretty much unabated.

There's one place in CA where oleander is illegal - Norco, a horse-friendly town in the I.E. I guess one horse ate some and died (though most animals are detracted by the intensely bitter taste of the leaves) so they outlawed it in the whole city. Anyplace else here, you'll see it widely used as a privacy barrier. Hardy as hell and doesn't need a lot of water.

Oh, and don't leave out the government-sanctioned drugs, either - cigs and booze. Together, they kill upwards of a million people per year, compared with MJ's grand total of ZERO in recorded history.

Don't forget: VOTE YEZZZ on 19, KULEEFORNIYANS! The 75-year-plus insanity surrounding cannabis must stop.