That is a truly awesome website.

I will start digging by shelter tomorrow.

Bathia_Mapes: www.bartcop.com

Bathia_Mapes is my hero.

wee: Bathia_Mapes: www.bartcop.com

Bathia_Mapes is my hero.

Is it just me or does Jesus Christ resemble George W Bush a bit in that picture?

Bathia_Mapes: wee: Bathia_Mapes: www.bartcop.com

Bathia_Mapes is my hero.

Is it just me or does Jesus Christ resemble George W Bush a bit in that picture?

I was thinking Richard Moll with hair but yeah, now that you mention it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_SXbJE69Y

Very related.

That's a Chick Tract just waiting to happen right there, I tell you what.

My only question is: wouldn't being incinerated in the nuclear fire simply get you to the party as Jesus' place sooner? Why the survival tips?

You have received the Prayer Shield Perk. The loving arms of Jesus enshrouds you in a divine shield. You will take 50% less damage from radiation.

Still not gonna help you against farking deathclaws, though.

This is the greatest website I have ever seen.

I love the fact that the image of Jesus weeping over the nuked earth has a caption to explain what's going on. I love that very much.

Pocket Ninja: This is the greatest website I have ever seen.

I love the fact that the image of Jesus weeping over the nuked earth has a caption to explain what's going on. I love that very much.

I don't know, dude -- Jesus is pretty freakin' big there.

Are we entirely sure that's not Apache Chief?

Wight Power: ...and the survivors would envy the dead.

The page layout isn't quite THAT bad.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's a Chick Tract just waiting to happen right there, I tell you what.

My only question is: wouldn't being incinerated in the nuclear fire simply get you to the party as Jesus' place sooner? Why the survival tips?

No, if you die in the blast, then you're not following God's plan for your life. Which is to survive the blast. Unlike the Christians who were at ground zero. THEIR fate was to be killed in the explosion. If you don't survive the nuclear war, you're not following God's Plan, unless you're fated to die in the nuclear war, which IS following God's Plan. Following me?

Or maybe this is it: Everyone who lived in the place that the terrorists/commies/Satanists decided to bomb deserved to die, because if they really loved God, they would have realized that He didn't want them to live in that place, and they would have moved to rural Arkansas with their Quiverfull wife and had Jesus Baby after Jesus Baby. So if you live, then you're supposed to survive. Um, unless the wind was off a bit that day and you got a couple thousand rads right on top of your head. Or unless the bomb was off-target by a couple of miles and the blast blew your tits clean off. Of course, having dirtypillows in the first place is a sign that you are sinful. They're all gonna laugh at you!

Ahem. Anyway, it's all part of the omnipotent God's plan that Satan defies him and teh Mooslims are gonna set off nukes in this Christian nation and kill thousands of Christians in horrifically painful ways. Because God loves them.

i'm pretty sure you wouldn't WANT to survive a massive nuclear war. it'd be brutal and ugly.

I half expected to see a pamphlet from the 1950s.

And for anyone that likes Cold War stuff, ConElRad has just about everything you could want. (^)

You just crawl into a refrigerator, don't you?

What is this bomb?

Is it something someone set us up?

LOL

Doesn't "duck and cover" work anymore?

If you are [inside the ground zero radius] your body will die from the intense heat.

Yep, he's a Christian alright.

/As am I. But I'd just say "you'll die." It's fewer syllables.

The particles themselves look like grains of salt or sand, but stay away from these as the rays are invisible. Don't let your children play outside in this stuff.

Gotcha. Stay away from sand, salt, dirt, or any other fine-grained particulate in the aftermath of a nuclear explosion. Piece of cake.

/I'll quit now. What a very amusing website.

pwhp_67: Jesus freaks are afraid of death.

I've never understood that...

Hasty generalizers hastily generalize. But at least it makes perfect sense.