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2010-07-29 08:46:36 PM
And by "only if it's 1:59am" subby must mean "kill her with fire and bury the body, lest anyone see us in daylight."
 
2010-07-29 08:58:18 PM
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
 
2010-07-29 09:46:09 PM
yeah... that would take a lot of alcohol.
 
2010-07-29 10:54:43 PM
The bell curve in Stockton puts her at 12:44.
 
2010-07-29 10:54:49 PM
fat chicks suck dick well 'cause they're hungry.
 
2010-07-29 10:56:22 PM
Thinking no - but there is some LBFM potential.

/Butterface LBFM, but still . . .
 
2010-07-29 10:57:46 PM
She looks okay to me:

assets2.rubiconproject.com

/hell i'd even hit the guy
 
2010-07-29 10:58:25 PM
I love reading stuff about my hometown.
 
2010-07-29 10:58:46 PM
out here the bars close at 4AM, you might need those extra hours of drinking.
 
2010-07-29 11:02:09 PM
Yeah, what the hell. 1:59 AM and a good drank would work.
 
2010-07-29 11:02:56 PM
A 17 year old boy is not a child and most likely initiated the 'relationship." Non issue/crime here.

She isn't attractive and easy prey.
 
2010-07-29 11:02:57 PM
BRING ME THE MAN CHILD, THUNDER GUNT COMMANDS IT
 
2010-07-29 11:06:33 PM
I'd take off her glasses and hit her.

/doesn't like euro style glasses
 
2010-07-29 11:06:59 PM
y'know subby, the way things are going...I think I'd hit that a 4pm on a Tuesday.
 
2010-07-29 11:07:24 PM
Well, because she's a school SECRETARY, that's why. Not a teacher.

So she's desperate AND a failure at life. Poor thing.
 
2010-07-29 11:07:25 PM
When I was 17 I would have hit Roseanne Barr or Ann Coulter.
 
2010-07-29 11:11:49 PM
So I'm guessing 17 is above the age of consent in California? Seeing as she was only charged a misdemeanor and isn't being required to register as a sex offender...or is it because she's a woman?
 
2010-07-29 11:16:20 PM
jaytkay: When I was 17 I would have hit Roseanne Barr or Ann Coulter.

With a heavy and blunt object right?

As for that teacher in the article she appears to be BJ worthy, extra sloppy of course.
 
2010-07-29 11:26:13 PM
Schlock: So I'm guessing 17 is above the age of consent in California? Seeing as she was only charged a misdemeanor and isn't being required to register as a sex offender...or is it because she's a woman?

Nope- the age of consent is 18 in CA
 
2010-07-29 11:29:20 PM
It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.
 
2010-07-29 11:29:46 PM
Schlock: So I'm guessing 17 is above the age of consent in California? Seeing as she was only charged a misdemeanor and isn't being required to register as a sex offender...or is it because she's a woman?

It's because she's a school secretary. Reduced capacity.
 
2010-07-29 11:30:23 PM
hey, even a clock is wrong twice a day.
 
2010-07-29 11:31:39 PM
w00ty: hey, even a clock is wrong twice a day.
Don't you mean "cock"?
 
2010-07-29 11:33:43 PM
What Subby means is, don't feed her after midnight.
 
2010-07-29 11:34:51 PM
Gyrfalcon: Schlock: So I'm guessing 17 is above the age of consent in California? Seeing as she was only charged a misdemeanor and isn't being required to register as a sex offender...or is it because she's a woman?

It's because she's a school secretary. Reduced capacity.


You owe me a new keyboard. Very nice
 
2010-07-29 11:39:44 PM
I am good friends with a teacher at Stagg, so I'm getting a real kick out of this story. (And I'm relieved it's not my friend!)

/No, really.
 
2010-07-29 11:41:22 PM
I think we've established that some folks who go into teaching go for the wrong reasons; or, perhaps they may find themselves spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME, and they neglect their personal/outside of work/life...

Perhaps they begin to notice the hormone-bound-and-extruding young-lings...

Perhaps this shouldn't be a crime but a mis-attribution of skills?

They teach good, but they can't discern good...

;)
 
2010-07-29 11:45:48 PM
Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)
 
2010-07-29 11:48:48 PM
Whatever subby, it's all brown and bumpy on the inside.
 
2010-07-29 11:55:10 PM
Lots of people go into teaching because they never want to leave school.
 
2010-07-30 12:20:35 AM
i120.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-30 12:21:39 AM
www.thescooterguys.com
 
2010-07-30 12:21:44 AM
No, not ever. Bad subby, bad.
 
2010-07-30 12:30:07 AM
Ed Grubermann: Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)


I sense scars and trauma. It's ok. You're both safe here. Fark is someplace special.
 
2010-07-30 01:03:21 AM
if it's female on male - "lucky bastard"
if it's male on female - "pervert must die"

/sums up most FARK threads on this subject.
 
2010-07-30 01:07:44 AM
Notabunny: Ed Grubermann: Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)

I sense scars and trauma. It's ok. You're both safe here. Fark is someplace special.


But is Fark California's Sunrise Website? (Is riding the bus SMART?)
 
2010-07-30 01:09:12 AM
Notabunny 2010-07-30 12:30:07 AM
Ed Grubermann: Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)


No, he's right- that town is a hole. And not the good kind, either.
 
2010-07-30 01:14:06 AM
LegacyDL: jaytkay: When I was 17 I would have hit Roseanne Barr or Ann Coulter.

With a heavy and blunt object right?

As for that teacher in the article she appears to be BJ worthy, extra sloppy of course.


I was thinking that one would use Ann Coulter to bludgeon Roseanne. But then, you could probably stab her too considering the choice of weapon there...

As to 1:59am... hell, 20 yrs of marriage and a serious alcohol hobby, I'm thinking 5:00pm would be plenty late enough...
 
2010-07-30 01:20:17 AM
Why do we not have a teacher tag yet?
 
BBH
2010-07-30 01:26:42 AM
Too bad every time I hear about Stockton, I think of a young Linda Evans.
 
2010-07-30 01:34:22 AM
Earlier, in the Geek tab, there was a post noting that lemurs were confused by birth control: Link (new window)

With that in mind, are women between 20-ish and 40-ish working in high schools being over exposed to male hormones? I mean, maybe their bodies are screaming "get farked and have a baby;" are they really to blame? Maybe those boys smell very, very right.
 
2010-07-30 01:46:06 AM
Oh dear. 1:59? Gods no. Maybe if it were 3:59, I was too drunk to speak, and I hadn't gotten laid in a year or two. Maybe.
 
2010-07-30 02:12:56 AM
coulda been worse...she could have been from lathrop....
/shudder
 
Qel
2010-07-30 02:35:50 AM
Quantas, Jujube, Salcedo, FordFairlane.
 
2010-07-30 02:49:19 AM
shemp5150: coulda been worse...she could have been from lathrop....
/shudder


This

/at work in Lathrop right now
 
2010-07-30 03:15:24 AM
Gyrfalcon: Well, because she's a school SECRETARY, that's why. Not a teacher.

So she's desperate AND a failure at life. Poor thing.


what is wrong with being desperate?
 
2010-07-30 06:52:52 AM
A few parts of Stockton are OK the rest is shiat.

/Lincoln High grad
 
2010-07-30 06:57:27 AM
Stockton's only responsibility is to make Modesto seem livable.
 
2010-07-30 07:56:41 AM
She is obviously guilty. Several years behind bars seems appropriate.
 
2010-07-30 08:03:56 AM
It is tough to tell with only a face shot. She might have huge boobs, which to teenage boys is more important than looks.
 
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