And by "only if it's 1:59am" subby must mean "kill her with fire and bury the body, lest anyone see us in daylight."

The bell curve in Stockton puts her at 12:44.

fat chicks suck dick well 'cause they're hungry.

Thinking no - but there is some LBFM potential.

/Butterface LBFM, but still . . .

She looks okay to me:



/hell i'd even hit the guy

I love reading stuff about my hometown.

out here the bars close at 4AM, you might need those extra hours of drinking.

Yeah, what the hell. 1:59 AM and a good drank would work.

A 17 year old boy is not a child and most likely initiated the 'relationship." Non issue/crime here.

She isn't attractive and easy prey.

BRING ME THE MAN CHILD, THUNDER GUNT COMMANDS IT

y'know subby, the way things are going...I think I'd hit that a 4pm on a Tuesday.

When I was 17 I would have hit Roseanne Barr or Ann Coulter.

So I'm guessing 17 is above the age of consent in California? Seeing as she was only charged a misdemeanor and isn't being required to register as a sex offender...or is it because she's a woman?

jaytkay: When I was 17 I would have hit Roseanne Barr or Ann Coulter.

With a heavy and blunt object right?

As for that teacher in the article she appears to be BJ worthy, extra sloppy of course.

It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

hey, even a clock is wrong twice a day.

w00ty: hey, even a clock is wrong twice a day.
Don't you mean "cock"?

Gyrfalcon: Schlock: So I'm guessing 17 is above the age of consent in California? Seeing as she was only charged a misdemeanor and isn't being required to register as a sex offender...or is it because she's a woman?

It's because she's a school secretary. Reduced capacity.

You owe me a new keyboard. Very nice

I am good friends with a teacher at Stagg, so I'm getting a real kick out of this story. (And I'm relieved it's not my friend!)

/No, really.

I think we've established that some folks who go into teaching go for the wrong reasons; or, perhaps they may find themselves spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME, and they neglect their personal/outside of work/life...

Perhaps they begin to notice the hormone-bound-and-extruding young-lings...

Perhaps this shouldn't be a crime but a mis-attribution of skills?

They teach good, but they can't discern good...

;)

Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)

Lots of people go into teaching because they never want to leave school.

No, not ever. Bad subby, bad.

Ed Grubermann: Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)

I sense scars and trauma. It's ok. You're both safe here. Fark is someplace special.

if it's female on male - "lucky bastard"
if it's male on female - "pervert must die"

/sums up most FARK threads on this subject.

Notabunny: Ed Grubermann: Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)

I sense scars and trauma. It's ok. You're both safe here. Fark is someplace special.

But is Fark California's Sunrise Website? (Is riding the bus SMART?)

Notabunny 2010-07-30 12:30:07 AM
Ed Grubermann: Infobahn: It's Stockton. That's as good as it gets there.

Um, no. There are a lot of hot girls in Stockton. The problem is that they move the fark out of town when they hit 18. (As would anyone who could. The city is a cesspool.)

No, he's right- that town is a hole. And not the good kind, either.

LegacyDL: jaytkay: When I was 17 I would have hit Roseanne Barr or Ann Coulter.

With a heavy and blunt object right?

As for that teacher in the article she appears to be BJ worthy, extra sloppy of course.

I was thinking that one would use Ann Coulter to bludgeon Roseanne. But then, you could probably stab her too considering the choice of weapon there...

As to 1:59am... hell, 20 yrs of marriage and a serious alcohol hobby, I'm thinking 5:00pm would be plenty late enough...

Why do we not have a teacher tag yet?

Too bad every time I hear about Stockton, I think of a young Linda Evans.

Oh dear. 1:59? Gods no. Maybe if it were 3:59, I was too drunk to speak, and I hadn't gotten laid in a year or two. Maybe.

coulda been worse...she could have been from lathrop....
/shudder

Quantas, Jujube, Salcedo, FordFairlane.

shemp5150: coulda been worse...she could have been from lathrop....
/shudder

This

/at work in Lathrop right now

Gyrfalcon: Well, because she's a school SECRETARY, that's why. Not a teacher.

So she's desperate AND a failure at life. Poor thing.

what is wrong with being desperate?

A few parts of Stockton are OK the rest is shiat.

/Lincoln High grad

Stockton's only responsibility is to make Modesto seem livable.

She is obviously guilty. Several years behind bars seems appropriate.

It is tough to tell with only a face shot. She might have huge boobs, which to teenage boys is more important than looks.