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(The Consumerist) Florida 500 foot billboards are coming to Miami   (consumerist.com) divider line 56
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 09:55:25 PM
consumeristluvr
July 29, 2010 4:18 PM

I dont think that these billboards r good cuz what if the comeptition wants something bigger its like you know an arms race and soon they'l be a million feet tall

ireadconsumerist
July 29, 2010 4:41 PM

Are they safe for tidal waves? Typical government selling us out to tidal waves for just a little MUNAY.

consumeristrocks
July 29, 2010 4:58 PM

I bet BoA is behind them, like financing them or something. Farking BoA, evil bastards. This is a true story, I had like 20 dollars in my account and they charged me an overdraft fee just because I forgot and paid for my new plasma TV with a check, farking asshooles. If I didn't have enuf money why'd they let me write the check? They're just out to make money off you, stupid boA.

iwannablowconsumerist
July 29, 2010 5:22 PM

This worries me.

consumeristgloryhole
July 29, 2010 5:43 PM

i'm totaly never moving to miami doodes

iheartconsumerist
July 29, 2010 5:58 PM

HA THEY SHOULD PUT PALIN ON THEM OR AHMA ARMAD AMMAD AMADINNAJACKET ON THEM LOLROFLLMAO!!!!
 
GoDeep
2010-07-29 10:06:40 PM
They can display a new word in Spanish each day, along with its definition. You know, to help the gringos get jobs.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 10:45:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

As Hurricane Algernon passes over Miami, two 500-ft. tall billboards advertising "MIAMI IS FOR LOVERS" are mysteriously found in Key West. Details as they develop.
 
Dubai Vol
2010-07-29 10:48:04 PM
These signs
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We gladly
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Dedicate
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To men who've had
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No date of late
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Burma Shave
 
Mensan
2010-07-29 10:48:58 PM
Great. Now I have to plan a BASE jumping trip to Miami.

Would a 500 foot billboard fit in the category of building or antenna?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 10:49:08 PM
Dubai Vol: These signs
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We gladly
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Dedicate
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To men who've had
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No date of late
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Burma Shave


*Applause*
 
skinink
2010-07-29 10:49:19 PM

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Immoral pickle pictures in a Fark photoshop thread. I read articles about Rick Pitino orgasming in fifteen seconds and having his spunk run down his leg. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."


www.flytip.com

 
Oldiron_79
2010-07-29 10:51:01 PM
No Fahrenheit 451 references? Very disappointed.
 
panda mcflu
2010-07-29 10:51:25 PM
Yeah, I want one that says "Fark you for trading Cantu!"
See, it even rhymes and everything.
 
bmihura
2010-07-29 10:52:17 PM
Last time I checked Miami, it was full of cars of people who can't speak English.

Have fun there.
 
tonesskin
2010-07-29 10:53:47 PM
I'd rather 500 boob billboards, but feet are okay, too.
 
tonesskin
2010-07-29 10:54:41 PM
bmihura: Last time I checked Miami, it was full of cars of people who can't speak English.

Have fun there.

People speaking a language other than English? THE HORROR!!
 
macross87
2010-07-29 10:56:18 PM
Just don't look, just don't look...

/not obscure at all
 
August11
2010-07-29 10:56:40 PM
Those billboards must be expensive. But it's part of the business. I imagine they will burn oh so brightly. They won't last forever, but who does?
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 10:58:55 PM
So much for ever hearing about the moon over Miami again.
 
bmihura
2010-07-29 10:59:30 PM
tonesskin: bmihura: Last time I checked Miami, it was full of cars of people who can't speak English.

Have fun there.

People speaking a language other than English? THE HORROR!!

Not horror, just not where I'd choose to live. And I get to choose.
 
August11
2010-07-29 10:59:37 PM
skinink: Curse you and your quick embedding of photos.

* shakes tiny skinjob fist *
 
SwiftFox
2010-07-29 10:59:40 PM
Suicide assistance ads?
 
DigitalCoffee
2010-07-29 11:00:33 PM
Considering all the damage I saw in 2004 to all the normal billboards and road signs this monstrosity just screams "Please Come Fark With Me".

Just for the lulz I'd like to see them put one of these huge billboards up, put one of those 'God' messages on it, and then watch a hurricane come through and tear the shiat out of it.

/if you really want to catch a hurricanes attention, put an advert for a trailer park on it
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 11:02:04 PM
bmihura: Last time I checked Miami, it was full of cars of people who can't speak English.

Have fun there.

Mainly lost German tourists about to be killed by Jamaican voodoo gangs, and Cuban anti-Castro demonstrators beating up black teenage drug runners.

But be racist if you must.
 
tonesskin
2010-07-29 11:02:12 PM
bmihura: Not horror, just not where I'd choose to live. And I get to choose.

Yeah, I don't blame you. I wouldn't want to be anywhere around brown people, either! Especially those brownies that can't speak no English good. See you at the Tea Bagging.
 
sonofagunn
2010-07-29 11:03:52 PM
They have to make it big enough to advertise the foot long cheeseburger. (new window)
 
clevershark
2010-07-29 11:03:55 PM
I was hoping it would be 500 foot long billboards advertising some big strip club.

/saw that on i-95 back in the day
//it was a long time ago
 
The_Time_Master
2010-07-29 11:09:01 PM
wait until one of those billboards falls on a person, wiping out the $2 million dollars in a class action lawsuit.
 
TurnerBrown
2010-07-29 11:22:01 PM
Meh, I was half expecting the billboard to have Lebron on it.

/yeah, I witnessed the ego
 
w00ty
2010-07-29 11:25:19 PM
/THIS

/PICTURE

/IS NOT

/SHOOP{ED
 
FerroMancer
2010-07-29 11:33:14 PM
I can't wait until the first hurricane after one of these things goes up.

Maybe they'll act as a series of huge air foils and carry the whole state away.
 
HelenKellersFingers
2010-07-29 11:40:41 PM
Drivers will get into accidents because they will not be paying attention to the road. They will be transfixed on the billboards.
No good can come from this.
 
Stay Cool Babylon
2010-07-29 11:41:35 PM
Confabulat: So much for ever hearing about the moon over Miami again.

Does Denny's still serve the "Moon Over My Hammy" breakfast sammich? 'Cos brothers and sisters, that was one hell of a bypass surgery served hot and steaming under your nose.
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 11:58:17 PM
They'd better have the security locked down tight on these babies.
Someone hacks into a 500-foot electronic billboard with a few /b/ images, and the entire city of Miami can be locked up for CP.
 
oldebayer
2010-07-30 12:00:22 AM
I hope they put them up right on the beach. It will help block all that salty air that blows in and corrodes metal. Also good for shade, so nobody gets sunburned.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:01:55 AM
w00ty: /THIS

/PICTURE

/IS NOT

/SHOOP{ED

img.photobucket.com
 
a17rwk
2010-07-30 12:02:13 AM
 
Devil's Playground [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:07:11 AM
So what. Miami is the ugliest city I've ever seen. This can't hurt.
 
davidphogan
2010-07-30 12:21:09 AM
I've been suggesting for a while that TriMet should sell the naming rights to our LRT and bus routes through Portland. It'd raise money, and the Nike Line and Blue Line are equally easy to remember.
 
invictus2
2010-07-30 12:30:19 AM
when I think of the advetising insdustry I always think of the

Fishful of Dollars episode of Futurama. With the commercial of lightspeed briefs appears in fry's dream.


Leela: Didn't you have ad's in the 20th century?

Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No siree
 
pinkocommys
2010-07-30 12:32:32 AM
finally Lebron/Wade/Bosh can rule over the small South Florida empire of a state that consists of swamps, smells and snoozes
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2010-07-30 12:36:00 AM
macross87 2010-07-29 10:56:18 PM

"Just don't look, just don't look...

/not obscure at all"

darn you! *shakes fist*
 
DigitalCoffee
2010-07-30 12:40:10 AM
They should get these up in time for the Miami mayor elections.

/Zimmerman Flew and Tyler Knew!
//although it would be more like "Hernandez Flew and Carlos Knew!"
 
bostonowns
2010-07-30 12:41:05 AM
OMG!! IT'S A DOUBLE BILLBOARD! IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A TRIPLE BILLBOARD! WOWWWWW! :CRIES: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
 
Oznog
2010-07-30 12:57:41 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

For reference, this was only 62 ft tall.
 
NephilimNexus [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 01:23:01 AM
Now they can show their mosquitoes in actual size!
 
oldebayer
2010-07-30 01:50:01 AM
Devil's Playground: Miami is the ugliest city I've ever seen.

You know how I know you don't travel much, if at all?


Oznog: For reference, this was only 62 ft tall.

"Was" being the operative word.
 
TheJoeY
2010-07-30 01:53:02 AM
I dunno, the ones in the picture aren't very aesthetically displeasing.
 
audguy [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 02:07:42 AM
Fark Me To Tears: They'd better have the security locked down tight on these babies.
Someone hacks into a 500-foot electronic billboard with a few /b/ images, and the entire city of Miami can be locked up for CP.

I *so* was thinking the same thing.

/maybe some 2 girls 1 cup?
 
GrendelMk1
2010-07-30 02:17:47 AM
August11: skinink: Curse you and your quick embedding of photos.

* shakes tiny skinjob fist *

I saw Pocket Ninja with the boobies and thought "well crap, I can stop reading".

And I was wrong.

/Burma shave
 
Vertical_vorticity
2010-07-30 02:26:47 AM
Well, in the lightning capital of the world, a 500-ft billboard would have its redeeming aspects ... particularly if LeBron and posse were beneath said structure doing a photo shoot at just the right moment.
 
NuclearPenguins
2010-07-30 03:18:07 AM
One of the better things about living in the state of Maine is its outlawing of billboards.

Suck it, commercialism!
 
mjjt
2010-07-30 03:45:55 AM
Thanks skinink for the Blade Runner pic

Ironic tag necessary for PAN AM neon in backgroud

/how were they to know?
 
bunner
2010-07-30 03:48:42 AM
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