Fort Collins police said the man entered the Key Bank, 100 E. Drake Road, through the front door, approached a bank teller and demanded money.

The robber did not show a weapon or indicate to the teller he had a gun, said police.

He left the bank with an undisclosed amount of cash.

I'm really in the wrong line of work.

Raiden333: Fort Collins police said the man entered the Key Bank, 100 E. Drake Road, through the front door, approached a bank teller and demanded money.

The robber did not show a weapon or indicate to the teller he had a gun, said police.

He left the bank with an undisclosed amount of cash.

I'm really in the wrong line of work.

Man no kidding!

That wasn't even "armed robbery". If they catch him, they won't have much to charge him with except larceny.

/facepalm

We really need to make this a trend. Everyone who commits crimes should be provided the most embarrassing and/or most humorous-about-his-appearance nickname just to shame them. If people know about the crime, they'll use it as the person's nickname forever and he will be reminded of how stupid he looked or how stupid he was.... that....one....time.

A well dressed criminal. Refreshing.

Better that than the "popped collar bandit."

/just sayin'

You've been hit by a smooth criminal.

the_sidewinder
It's "through" not "thru"

Came to say this.

wise_guy: thats what i was thinking...

Oh, one more thing, this is as bad as the 'Barefoot Bandit.' Who comes up with these criminal tags? What a tool.

The Wet Bandits approve of his silly bandit name. Well, Marv at least.

zavier 2010-07-30 01:09:12 AM
Better that than the "popped ring around the collar bandit."

/just sayin'

/fixed that

I just hope conservatively-dressed white men don't get stereotyped as bank robbers. We're not all criminals you know.

HelenKellersFingers: the_sidewinder
It's "through" not "thru"

Came to say this.

You guys should check a dictionary before anointing yourselves the spelling police.

One person off unemployment for a couple months.

Thanks Obama!

you mean they just give you money if you ask?

fireside68: No mention of a weapon.

No note.

Just "Give me money", pretty much.

REALLY?

It's the Canadian bandit!

the_sidewinder: It's "through" not "thru"

I came here to tske care of that problem, etc....

Honestly, it doesn't seem like such a bad name. It could have been the Murse Bandit, for example.

rprygro 2010-07-30 02:37:13 AM
Honestly, it doesn't seem like such a bad name. It could have been the Murse European Shoulder Bag Bandit, for example.

NephilimNexus: A well dressed criminal. Refreshing.

Wow. A Plunkett and Macleane reference, you don't see many of those around here.

I would have gone more for Falling Down, myself

A couple years ago, a guy robbed a couple places in South East Calgary and was called the "Polite Bandit" because he said 'please', 'thank you', 'you're welcome' and was a well-mannered and timid person.

Electric Dream Machine: The Wet Bandits approve of his silly bandit name. Well, Marv at least.

I lol'ed! Well played!

not to be ultra pedantic, but 'button down' refers to the collar, not the shirt



'button up' would refer to the shirt, to distinguish it from a t-shirt. So, let's all call him the button-up bandit, not the button down bandit.

prometa: not to be ultra pedantic, but 'button down' refers to the collar, not the shirt



'button up' would refer to the shirt, to distinguish it from a t-shirt. So, let's all call him the button-up bandit, not the button down bandit.

Thank you.

See, now white people rob a bank like 'dis:

"dee de deeeee..."

prometa: not to be ultra pedantic, but 'button down' refers to the collar, not the shirt



'button up' would refer to the shirt, to distinguish it from a t-shirt. So, let's all call him the button-up bandit, not the button down bandit.

You stole my thunder.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to polish my co-respondent shoes.

korny5858: We really need to make this a trend. Everyone who commits crimes should be provided the most embarrassing and/or most humorous-about-his-appearance nickname just to shame them. If people know about the crime, they'll use it as the person's nickname forever and he will be reminded of how stupid he looked or how stupid he was.... that.... one.... time.



/Does not approve.

I'm so disappointed in you, Roy

Big deal. Dallas had a guy called the "Puffy Coat Bandit".

Things haven't been so good for Ben Kweller lately.

shubai33: I'm so disappointed in you, Roy

Space star ordering doesn't work for everyone, those people need to find money elsewhere.

How come nobody's known as the "hoodie and droopy pants bandit"?

Meh

That's nothing: here in Orange County (CA), they're looking for a guy that they have dubbed the Ho-Hum Bandit. True story, bro.

The police probably had 27 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against him.

Police also released a photo of the getaway vehicle:

He's no Darth Vader.



Man wearing Darth Vader mask and cape robs Long Island bank with gun, shoves customer to floor

/unimpressed