The girl was either bitten by a barracuda or Ann Wilson.

/Ooooooooooooooooooooooh, barracuda!

deanayer: Just tape an aspirin to it.

RandomTux: It's just a flesh fish wound

memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.

Mentat: Damn, I thought Sarah Palin had bitten her. This campaign season was suddenly getting interesting.

skinink: The girl was either bitten by a barracuda or Ann Wilson.
/Ooooooooooooooooooooooh, barracuda!

memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.

WeenerGord: Oh, walk it off.

henry key: Backwards slideshows make baby Jesus cry.

feanturi: memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.

She was totally still bleeding when Asshat decided they weren't going anywhere without pics. Note that our illustrious Submunch linked the last slide of a 7 part slideshow. Back up a bit. There.

shoeclan: OMFG! What kind of man and father stops for a pic and smiles when his daughter needs 51 farking stitches?!?!?!

When is society going to realize that there are 100's of millions of human like creatures that need to be executed. That fat fark makes me sick.

stinkycatfish: s
The awesome kind.
He ain't gonna raise no wimp. It's not like she was bleeding out or anything.
When we are all reduced to living off the land and stockpiled gold and silver and all that is left to eat is bartered Twinkies and Spam; she WILL be queen

cryinoutloud: stinkycatfish: s
The awesome kind.
He ain't gonna raise no wimp. It's not like she was bleeding out or anything.
When we are all reduced to living off the land and stockpiled gold and silver and all that is left to eat is bartered Twinkies and Spam; she WILL be queen

Goodness. I want some of whatever you're on.

SapperInTexas: That needed 51 stitches? How tiny were these stitches?

BigLuca: I can't believe no one else finds that pic as funny as I do. I actually did laughed out loud.

Either I'm too drunk or you guys aren't drunk enough.

SapperInTexas: That needed 51 stitches? How tiny were these stitches?

Warpigpen: feanturi: memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.

She was totally still bleeding when Asshat decided they weren't going anywhere without pics. Note that our illustrious Submunch linked the last slide of a 7 part slideshow. Back up a bit. There.

Illustrious Submunch here....I had to link to the last pic....it was the one that made me laugh the hardest....knew there would be some snark for it but figured y'all were smart enough to figure it out....And I probably would've taken some snapshots too.....