Burlesque is always fricking annoying cuz you never end up seeing any full nudity.

It's like paying extra to see Star Wars and then not getting to see the Death Star blow up.

Fat girls. No thanks.

All girls who do burlesque are unattractive.

/Prove me wrong - with pictures?

cafe flesh?

kfde: All girls who do burlesque are unattractive.

/Prove me wrong - with pictures?

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Eh... one of the Farkettes has a burlesque outfit in her profile that is really quite awesomely hot. Don't remember with though.

Anyways, Burlesque is style. Not really porn at all, or strippers, but rather a very bawdy set of formula comedy with very apparent roots in Commedia del'arte. Three stooges also borrowed very visibly from the Commedia, they just left the body humor out.

Google "nerdcore calendar"
NSFW.

hairywoogit: Not really porn at all, or strippers

Stopped reading right there.

kfde: All girls who do burlesque are unattractive.

/Prove me wrong - with pictures?

Aisling McStabby would like to have a word with you.

Knara: hairywoogit: Not really porn at all, or strippers

Stopped reading fapping right there.

Her, please. (probably NSFW in prude and uptight countries)

And for the love of God, can someone ID her? (probably NSFW in prude and uptight countries)
Those thighs. And if you think that's something, GIS for bambi4u.

Falin: kfde: All girls who do burlesque are unattractive.

/Prove me wrong - with pictures?

Aisling McStabby would like to have a word with you.

And THAT is the farkette I was thinking of. :p Thank you. Quite beautiful pictures.

Burlesque is retro and non-threatening. No wonder hipsters like it.

Knara: hairywoogit: Not really porn at all, or strippers

Stopped reading right there.

To put it more clearly, Burlesque is often bawdy, sometimes very erotic, but not pornographic. Bawdy and erotic can be awesome for fappage too, if that is what yer missing.

I'd buy that for a penny!

Ben Enya: NERD PORN!

It was only a matter of time.

/She looks...... thick
//NTTAWWT !

kfde: All girls who do burlesque are unattractive.

/Prove me wrong - with pictures?

I give you a 10/10 for that. Brilliantly executed with both style and substance. The links so far are proof enough for me to grade high marks.

I am not bookmarking this for the rebuttals to your post, really...

/not really

It's called stripping until the girls get to be around 150 lbs. Anything heavier than that and it is apparently called 'burlesque'.

hairywoogit: Eh... one of the Farkettes has a burlesque outfit in her profile that is really quite awesomely hot. Don't remember with though.


I'm pretty sure I do.

/fap

the money is in the banana stand: Fat girls. No thanks.

Nothing wrong with a "comfortably upholstered" girl. The bigger the cushion, and all that...

Well, that was amazingly puerile, and non-erotic.

But then I suppose that's the essence of burlesque.

Interesting to hear that the loudest reaction from the crowd seemed to come from the females.

And why 'Taste of Honey'? Some kind of copyright issues?

This is not the porn you are looking for.

hairywoogit: To put it more clearly, Burlesque is often bawdy, sometimes very erotic, but not pornographic. Bawdy and erotic can be awesome for fappage too, if that is what yer missing.

If its not pornographic I better be getting some from the woman after the "art" is done.

Otherwise, meh. I have the Internet.

They could have at least lezzed out a little. I mean, you see hotter stuff in random clubs dance floors these days.

Nova81426: //So hot

For what it is worth, I'm Louis. Seriously.

Vixxen from the Amazing Race used to do Grotesque Burlesque in Louisville, KY. I remember going to her shows, she just had electrical tape x's over her bits, it was awesome.


She also worked as a waitress at a restaurant I'd go to, my out of town friends ended up pissing her off by asking about her tits.







/Kynt was that annoying guy at the front door of every club you went to that shoved tons of band flyers in your hands.

Burlesque: ber-lesk. Stripping for women who don't wish to get naked, but believe that silly costumes will make up for the lack of nudity. See also: "Cosplayer" and "Attention Whore".

ZeroCorpse: Burlesque: ber-lesk. Stripping for women who don't wish to get naked, but believe that silly costumes will make up for the lack of nudity. See also: "Cosplayer" and "Attention Whore".

So "whores" don't take their clothes off for you? And that angers you?

jaytkay: So "whores" don't take their clothes off for you? And that angers you?

Jokes tend to be more funny if they're based on the entire quote.

I actually went with a group of people to see a burlesque show. Paid money and everything.

It was awful. Horrible. It was all hyped in the local indie rag and such. But really it was some girl that probably developed a comiccon ego and went with it. She couldn't sing or dance. or carry a beat. You could tell who the friends were, because they were the only ones smiling. everyone else was pissed. it was that bad.

I even stayed through to the third act. it never got better. just fat white girls with no talent. But they were so hip with the burlesque thing. ugh.

and this vid just reinforced the idea that burlesque is something you think to do at friends parties when you are drunk. Because you are not that funny, not that hot, not that talented.

Get off the stage, you're making my teeth hurt and I can't finish my drink.

Meanwhile, in the champagne room....

This is why I dance tribal fusion. The nerdettes are strong in this style. Klingon sword dancers, Orion and Leia slave girls, the works. Yum.

Also, Weirdee Girl (NSFW) and Helen Pontani. And just for Bacon, Helen's a lesbian.

Roxi Delite, Anita Cookie, Vixen Violette, and Miss Indigo Blue and pretty hot as well.

Quantum Apostrophe: Her, please. (probably NSFW in prude and uptight countries)

And for the love of God, can someone ID her? (probably NSFW in prude and uptight countries)
Those thighs. And if you think that's something, GIS for bambi4u.

the perfect body type. thank -you-.

/my bunk, i'll be in it.

I eat mop: Quantum Apostrophe: Her, please. (probably NSFW in prude and uptight countries)

And for the love of God, can someone ID her? (probably NSFW in prude and uptight countries)
Those thighs. And if you think that's something, GIS for bambi4u.

the perfect body type. thank -you-.

/my bunk, i'll be in it.

LOL which one? All of them? Don't forget the perky Jenna Von Oy.

I am so stealing "full frontal nerdity".

Better link on the side.

Wookieleaks (new window)

RodneyToady: kfde: All girls who do burlesque are unattractive.

Angie Pontani. May or may not be SFW.

Lil Miss Lixx. Peekaboo Pointe. You can search for them on your own.



From wikipedia where it says the Pussycat Dolls were started as a burlesque troupe.

dr_iacovone: From wikipedia where it says the Pussycat Dolls were started as a burlesque troupe.

Maybe in the same way the Spice Girls, Monkees and Backstreet Boys were started as a burlesque troupe.

kfde: All girls who do burlesque are unattractive.

/Prove me wrong - with pictures?


Fark cosplay favorite Ruby Rocket does Burlesque. Performing in her Black Cat costume at Comic Con last year (nsfw)

No mention of Dita Von Teese?

Galileo's Daughter: No mention of Dita Von Teese?

*yawn*

RodneyToady: Belua: It was awful. Horrible.

Where was this?

Greensboro, NC. Cabaret Risqué with Foxy Moxy. and foxy is not. nor can she write and yet she has a column in the paper. reminds me of Joe vs the Volcano

I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?