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(Starpulse) Stupid Ozzfest to sell special package tickets that permits you to get married. It's just like a regular wedding, except the doves don't make it alive   (starpulse.com) divider line 11
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 05:00:11 PM
OK, I laughed my arse off...
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 05:59:14 PM
I hope that the bride and groom don't get a double-seated ATV with cans tied to the bumper...
 
MmmBadEggs
2010-07-29 06:52:12 PM
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"I'm there..."
 
Capt. Sparkles
2010-07-29 07:07:17 PM
Ozzfest was a complete joke this year, in comparison to being only a partial one, as in the last few years. Not wasting my money on it.
 
AntonSzandorLaVey [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 10:30:29 PM
out.
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2010-07-29 10:35:12 PM
Don't make what alive? Don't keep us hanging, subtard.
 
Whatthefark
2010-07-29 10:42:38 PM
Here is you minister.

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Whatthefark
2010-07-29 10:43:21 PM
D'oh!

That should read YOUR minister.
 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 09:02:01 AM
.....married to noise that has been sold to you as music.
 
HighZoolander [TotalFark]
2010-07-30 12:08:06 PM
Your Average Witty Fark User: Don't make what alive? Don't keep us hanging, subtard.

"make it" is a common euphemism for "sex". Therefore at this particular wedding I can only imagine that the doves are zombie necrophiliacs.

Of course, I have never seen doves having sex (alive or dead) at any other wedding, but I'm not much of a traditionalist I guess.
 
DecemberNitro
2010-07-30 12:46:21 PM
NEWSFLASH: Ozzy once bit the head off a live dove. Full details on this 30+ year old story at 9.
 
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