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Di Atribe [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 06:05:17 PM
Oh man, at some point his life must've really tanked
 
silent tom
2010-07-29 06:46:45 PM
i wonder what caused him to plunge to such depths.
 
AFWX
2010-07-29 06:46:46 PM
Where did you get your suit from, the toilet store?

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LaChanz [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 06:48:32 PM
That's crap. I mean what a pisser.
 
remus
2010-07-29 06:49:46 PM
www.enemyplanet.com
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 06:50:09 PM
With all that muscle relaxant, he's lucky they found him IN the porta-potty, and not INSIDE, if you get what I mean.
 
TheMega
2010-07-29 06:50:52 PM
The police actually responded to a report of this?!? My city police wouldn't even show up when I had 2 guys that broke in at gun point!
GEEZ!
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 06:51:17 PM
Is his name John?
 
remus
2010-07-29 06:52:36 PM
Possibly NSFW What hitting Rock Bottom might look like (new window)
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2010-07-29 06:54:26 PM
remus: What is it about drunken, unconscious men that compels people to cover them with sharpie cocks?
 
RayD8
2010-07-29 06:57:51 PM
i1025.photobucket.com
 
RayD8
2010-07-29 06:58:27 PM
The_Sponge: Is his name John?

His name is Lou.
 
gregscott
2010-07-29 06:58:52 PM
Gee. Is it illegal to sleep in a toilet now? What about our God-given freedoms?
 
aim57
2010-07-29 06:59:45 PM
The Invisible Sky Wizard: remus: What is it about drunken, unconscious men that compels people to cover them with sharpie cocks?

They are flesh-like canvasses awaiting the brush stroke of creative genius.
 
hogans
2010-07-29 07:00:23 PM
Sleeping in the john isn't bad. Climbing into the septic tank to watch you do your thing, well, that's another story.

/I can't find a link, but the guy in the White Mountains should be arrested for this again right about now
 
numbone
2010-07-29 07:01:46 PM
Better to sleep in a toilet than take a dump in a bed.
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 07:07:37 PM
Hell, that ain't nothin'. Down here in Charleston, South Caroliner,
passing out in an outhouse is considered one of the basic "Rights of Man".
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 07:11:58 PM
Rufus Lee King: Hell, that ain't nothin'. Down here in Charleston, South Caroliner,
passing out in an outhouse is considered one of the basic "Rights of Man".

What about passing gas in a gashouse?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 07:19:04 PM
RayD8: The_Sponge: Is his name John?

His name is Lou.


Heh.
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 07:22:09 PM
Gyrfalcon: What about passing gas in a gashouse?

I did that once after a pickled pigs' feet lunch, and the place had to be evacuated.

i1041.photobucket.com
 
Kazrath
2010-07-29 07:40:45 PM
I am glad they caught this guy. After a few days in one of those barely vented units his body odor would have really stunk it up to the point of being unusable.

Job well done guy! Another horrible criminal is off the streets.
 
Bennetton
2010-07-29 07:46:11 PM
Yet another vagrant failed by the cistern
 
clevershark
2010-07-29 07:50:44 PM
Modern is also scheduled to be arraigned Monday on a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct alleging that also on June 1, he refused to leave the police station when instructed to do so.

This guy's life seems so pathetic that it's come full circle and become entertaining again.
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 07:52:29 PM
Bennetton: Yet another vagrant failed by the cistern

Worst Pun of the Universe Award. You win a lifelong supply of space and time.
 
Bennetton
2010-07-29 08:00:27 PM
Rufus Lee King: Bennetton: Yet another vagrant failed by the cistern

Worst Pun of the Universe Award. You win a lifelong supply of space and time.

The important thing is, I won.
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 08:01:57 PM
BTW, have you noticed the inactivity on FARK tonight? I know the reason, and the rest of you should know it, too.
 
Di Atribe [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 08:11:48 PM
Rufus Lee King: BTW, have you noticed the inactivity on FARK tonight? I know the reason, and the rest of you should know it, too.

Project Runway premieres tonight?
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 08:15:42 PM
Di Atribe: Project Runway premieres tonight?

No, no. It's election night:

i1041.photobucket.com
 
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