SEMPER FI MOTHERFARKER

WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the faceload of baby batter in her face

Fixed it for ya.
PERV!

Treygreen13: something about the motivation for someone to plant an IED

Easy. The Koran calls on Muslims to wage Jihad aagainst the Christians. Killing righteous warriors is there Un-Holy mission.

Dirtybird971: Marines who witnessed the event from inside the compound caught glimpses of Garst's feet flailing through the air just above the other side of the building's eight-foot walls. The explosion knocked him at least fifteen feet away where he landed on his limp head and shoulders before immediately standing back up.

Ta-DA!

/Marines= full of win.

Beat me to it.

I'm assuming his huge brass balls absorbed the most of the blast.

I salute you, sir!

approves

WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the face

Hey A$$hole...my friend would like a word with you...

And on the eighth day, God said: Lo, I have two steel ball bearings, but I have no creature that could break one while getting the other one pregnant. And God was sorely vexed. God, being of a sore and heavy heart, realised that he needed a creature with all of the charm and social graces of a constipated wolverine, and thus, he created the Marine.

Incredible! I'm glad he survived. I want him to live and come home in one piece so he can pass on some of those incredible genes.

Linking directly to Stars and Stripes?

It's just too bad the biatch that planted that thing wasn't still around to see that. He'd probably soil himself to see someone step on his bomb and then walk away from it.

If I was Taliban and watching that, I would be like "OK fark this, I'm surrending. 70 virgins is not enough if we have to fight THAT!"

WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the face

I'm sure WithinReason is just a little butthurt from living in Annapolis and having to compete with all of the "Officer and a Gentleman" look-a-likes from the Naval Academy. Looks like it's just you and your hand again tonite.

I would drop my panties for him in a heartbeat. That is one BAMF.

/Damn.

Super Soldiers do exist. X-Files. Truth comes from fiction, look at your cell phone and think of Star Trek.

-adding another tin foil layer to hat-

WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the face

I know I always feel better when I shoot babies on your mom's face.

You knwo who else liked Super Soldiers?

I hope he's alright internally as well. That NPR report a month back on the concussive internal damage of IEDs was an eye opener.

Stay healthy, Cpl. Badass!

cool story Jarheadbro.

"Just absorb the blast and walk away. Absorb the blast, walk away."

/Semper Fi, Corporal

Impressed.

medius: hey, dipshiat: center mass

the man is farking trained, show some respect

Best reply yet.

That's how they work!

That story made me wet.

tough bird...

Treygreen13: The_Original_Roxtar: WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the face

0/10
trying too hard.

Too hard? No. He's not trying hard enough.

If he were trying too hard, he'd have said, "These Rethuglican roid monsters are abominations that we have created to carry out our imperial dirtywork."

This was shoddy.

If he were a good troll, he would have casually said something about the motivation for someone to plant an IED, and start a massive flamewar about our involvement there.

Throw in something about corporation and/or "Ronnie Ray-Gun", add bold and you're got a Linux_yes post.

Semper Fi.

phedus: That story made me wet.

OMG! Me too!

AuburnRugger83: Stepping on an IED leaves marine: a) dead b) seriously wounded c) pissed off
FTFY smitty.

Srsly, a badass. Steak, Beer, and women who like to make bad decisions for this gentleman. I'll pick up the tab.

How could giving it up to this guy be a bad decision?? He's such a badass that he WALKED. AWAY. FROM. A. FARKING. BOMB. He's probably a friggin monster in bed.

/I'm there.

WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the face

You're a piece of garbage.

QueenOfHearts: AuburnRugger83: Stepping on an IED leaves marine: a) dead b) seriously wounded c) pissed off
FTFY smitty.

Srsly, a badass. Steak, Beer, and women who like to make bad decisions for this gentleman. I'll pick up the tab.

How could giving it up to this guy be a bad decision?? He's such a badass that he WALKED. AWAY. FROM. A. FARKING. BOMB. He's probably a friggin monster in bed.

/I'm there.


We need pictures.

This may be propaganda, but damn, it's some -awesome- propaganda. Props to military for publishing this!

WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the face

F*ck you.

randomjsa: Better to be lucky than good!

Made me dig this out

As for the Marine FTA, he may as well never bother to buy a lottery ticket as he has used up all the luck he will ever have. That or his guardian angel is putting in for a well deserved vacation right now

phedus: That story made me wet.

What's new about that?

I salute you Corporal Badass.

mikesup: Leathernecks, America's best defense offense.

Corrected that for you.

Nexzus: If I was Taliban and watching that, I would be like "OK fark this, I'm surrending. 70 virgins is not enough if we have to fight THAT!"

It's just too bad the biatch that planted that thing wasn't still around to see that. He'd probably soil himself to see someone step on his bomb and then walk away from it.

They'd probably start wondering if Allah is on a different side than they are.

Treygreen13: The_Original_Roxtar: WithinReason: I'm sure he felt better later that day after he shot a few babies in the face

0/10
trying too hard.

Too hard? No. He's not trying hard enough.

If he were trying too hard, he'd have said, "These Rethuglican roid monsters are abominations that we have created to carry out our imperial dirtywork."

This was shoddy.

If he were a good troll, he would have casually said something about the motivation for someone to plant an IED, and start a massive flamewar about our involvement there.

Ahem.

Look, just because the guy has the label Marine doesn't mean he's anything special. So what a little dirt blew up around him, he still landed like a girl (rag-doll? GAY!) and only grabbed his gun afterward because it's just a penis extension. He was simply feeling scared and probably held it to his face to hide his tears.

So, no, there's nothing special about this Rethuglican propaganda piece here. And while I don't think he shot babies in the face, I do think he probably later raided a small village and raped a 12 year old girl before shooting her mother in the face for the fun of it. That's all they know anyway and will never make it in civilized society when they get back. Better to euthanize people like this after their service is over.

/Tried to make his troll a little better.
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