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(The Virginian-Pilot) Cool In an interview with William Shatner, the Beltway Sniper confesses more killings. Wait. What?   (hamptonroads.com) divider line 50
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2010-07-29 01:10:05 PM
So, I have to imagine that some TV network wanted an exclusive interview with the Beltway Sniper, and he came back and said "I'll only be interviewed by William Shatner".

While the sniper is an awful, horrible person who deserves the death penalty, just that part of the story is pretty funny.
 
2010-07-29 01:28:55 PM
Hey, I get to drag out the subject of my first greenlight. (new window) "How to avoid being a sniper target", by dumbass MSM.
 
2010-07-29 01:30:40 PM
That's WILLIAM F*CKING SHATNER to you, bud...
 
2010-07-29 02:14:22 PM
Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?
 
2010-07-29 02:15:20 PM
Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?

Hey, a little respect, please. He *is* Shatner, after all.
 
2010-07-29 02:15:29 PM
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2010-07-29 02:15:45 PM
To the legal people here: Can this kid be put to death for any of these extra killings if they are found to be true, or will it just simply add to his time (as if life isn't definite enough...) since he was a minor?


I would guess it just adds to his time - there's a friggin lesson to the kiddies - if you want to kill someone, you might as well kill all you want.
 
2010-07-29 02:16:48 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?

Because he has a bunch of deluded fans of his 1960's science fiction TV series.
 
2010-07-29 02:19:07 PM
dittybopper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?

Because he has a bunch of deluded fans of his 1960's science fiction TV series.


I Lol'd
 
2010-07-29 02:21:24 PM
I wonder what else he can negotiate?

/someone submit a photoshop theme: William Shatner's Negotiating skills applied to other jobs.
 
2010-07-29 02:25:25 PM
New charges can be brought if evidence supports it. Even if convicted of new charges, a death penalty would likely not be pursued as with the last conviction, the fact that this a$$wipe was a juvenile would probably weigh in.

Dude should die.
 
2010-07-29 02:27:49 PM
dittybopper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?
Because he has a bunch of deluded fans of his 1960's science fiction TV series.


Way to follow crankypants lead!
 
2010-07-29 02:28:18 PM
I see we finally found an interrogation techinque more effective than water boarding.
 
2010-07-29 02:28:22 PM
Hey, he can talk...computers...into killing...themselves. This...is no...big deal.
 
2010-07-29 02:28:42 PM
Like the day after they caught these guys in Maryland, didn't the cops link these guys to murders in New Orleans and Washington State? I wouldn't be surprised if there were more. These guys were touring the country killing people.

Evidence included a rifle, found in Muhammad's car, that was linked by ballistics tests not only to 8 of the 10 killings in the Washington area but also to 2 others, in Louisiana and Alabama
 
2010-07-29 02:33:50 PM
The Mad Fapper: To the legal people here: Can this kid be put to death for any of these extra killings if they are found to be true, or will it just simply add to his time (as if life isn't definite enough...) since he was a minor?

Added time. All of his other crimes were committed while he was a minor, but he was 18 when convicted.
 
2010-07-29 02:36:37 PM
MorePeasPlease: dittybopper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?
Because he has a bunch of deluded fans of his 1960's science fiction TV series.

Way to follow crankypants lead!


I was just trying to get the wording just right. It took too long (Farkers be *FAST*).
 
2010-07-29 02:40:34 PM
vcoalition: /someone submit a photoshop theme: William Shatner's Negotiating skills applied to other jobs.

This would be a hilarious topic
 
2010-07-29 02:42:57 PM
........Denny Crane
 
2010-07-29 02:43:21 PM
dittybopper: MorePeasPlease: dittybopper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?
Because he has a bunch of deluded fans of his 1960's science fiction TV series.

Way to follow crankypants lead!

I was just trying to get the wording just right. It took too long (Farkers be *FAST*).


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You're welcome.
 
2010-07-29 02:46:23 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: dittybopper: MorePeasPlease: dittybopper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?
Because he has a bunch of deluded fans of his 1960's science fiction TV series.

Way to follow crankypants lead!

I was just trying to get the wording just right. It took too long (Farkers be *FAST*).


You're welcome.


'Twasn't sour grapes, it was admiration.
 
2010-07-29 02:48:43 PM
dittybopper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: dittybopper: MorePeasPlease: dittybopper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Why is this shiat stain still allowed to steal oxygen?
Because he has a bunch of deluded fans of his 1960's science fiction TV series.

Way to follow crankypants lead!

I was just trying to get the wording just right. It took too long (Farkers be *FAST*).


You're welcome.

'Twasn't sour grapes, it was admiration.


It's all low hanging fruit....
 
2010-07-29 02:57:22 PM
I think he's trying tactic from the movie Airheads.
 
2010-07-29 03:14:13 PM
Is there nothing Shatner can't do?
 
2010-07-29 03:16:42 PM
Administrative Segregation (23 hour/day lockdown) for the rest of his natural life vs. a quick death with a needle. Which would be better?
 
2010-07-29 03:18:22 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Is there nothing Shatner can't do?

As he showed in his first appearance with Conan on the Tonight Show, the Vulcan "live long and prosper" hand sign.
 
2010-07-29 03:28:05 PM
A monster? like some kind of Incubus?

www.uh.edu
 
2010-07-29 03:30:24 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Is there nothing Shatner can't do?

Get cast in any additional Star Trek franchise projects.
 
2010-07-29 03:30:36 PM
Shatner didn't care about the people Malvo killed because they were wearing red shirts.
 
2010-07-29 03:33:24 PM
I have now lost all respect for someone that I thought was a "cool dude"

Shatner making meat flap noises to sympathize with a mass murderer.

Disgusting.
 
2010-07-29 03:50:12 PM
dugitman: Hey, I get to drag out the subject of my first greenlight. (new window) "How to avoid being a sniper target", by dumbass MSM.

Link resized my browser. Thanks, dillweed. :)
 
2010-07-29 03:54:48 PM
They should have dubbed this special "#@%! My Sniper Says"
 
2010-07-29 04:33:42 PM
The Mad Fapper: To the legal people here: Can this kid be put to death for any of these extra killings if they are found to be true, or will it just simply add to his time (as if life isn't definite enough...) since he was a minor?


I would guess it just adds to his time - there's a friggin lesson to the kiddies - if you want to kill someone, you might as well kill all you want.


Because life in prison is swell?

Indeed the Supreme Court ruled definitively that capital punishment for juvenile crimes violates the Eighth Amendment.

I would bet that capital punishment will be banned entirely in my lifetime. All trends are against it.
 
2010-07-29 04:35:26 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Is there nothing Shatner can't do?

Make Star Trek watchable.
 
2010-07-29 04:39:48 PM
Make him do "Between Two Ferns" with Zach Galifianakis.
 
2010-07-29 04:44:53 PM
will be watching this right after the first 48 tonight.

is it wrong tht i think the DC sniper is/was cute/handsome? only physically, of course.

/thought Shatner as Denny Crane was hilarious. especially when he was boning Murphy Brown
 
2010-07-29 04:49:15 PM
sounds like a case of sabotaaaj, or is it sabotahhhj?
 
2010-07-29 04:51:03 PM
Noobian Noob: is it wrong tht i think the DC sniper is/was cute/handsome? only physically, of course.

Ted Bundy was quite the ladies' man in his day
 
2010-07-29 04:53:52 PM
Noobian Noob: s it wrong tht i think the DC sniper is/was cute/handsome? only physically, of course.

No, I used to think Lohan was hot back in the day, and she prolly had millions of potential people killed on her face
 
2010-07-29 05:48:54 PM
PirateKing: A monster? like some kind of Incubus?

I can't help it, whenever I see the words "Where are you from" my brain immediately follows it up with "We're from England, Where you come from do you put the kettle on?"

Kick it. (new window)
 
2010-07-29 05:49:44 PM
Nem Wan: The Mad Fapper: To the legal people here: Can this kid be put to death for any of these extra killings if they are found to be true, or will it just simply add to his time (as if life isn't definite enough...) since he was a minor?


I would guess it just adds to his time - there's a friggin lesson to the kiddies - if you want to kill someone, you might as well kill all you want.

Because life in prison is swell?

Indeed the Supreme Court ruled definitively that capital punishment for juvenile crimes violates the Eighth Amendment.

I would bet that capital punishment will be banned entirely in my lifetime. All trends are against it.


It's not a matter of one being swell over the other, it's just screwed up.

1 kill = life
2 kills= life
3 kills= life
etc...there is no worse that can happen to him. He can only be put in prison for life, and he can only be killed once.
 
2010-07-29 05:50:48 PM
Shatner did his momma.
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2010-07-29 06:04:32 PM
Noobian Noob: will be watching this right after the first 48 tonight.

is it wrong tht i think the DC sniper is/was cute/handsome? only physically, of course.

/thought Shatner as Denny Crane was hilarious. especially when he was boning Murphy Brown


I'm still cleaning up soda from when I saw Denny Crane's unique alternative to fly-fishing. Laughed so hard I couldn't talk.

THE POWER OF SHATNER COMPELS YOU TO CONFESS!!!1!
 
2010-07-29 08:54:36 PM
Clearly negotiating more than just prices...

/Wonders what he negotiates with the ladies?
/I don't wanna know.... nevermind.
 
2010-07-29 09:12:24 PM
WrestlerManager: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Is there nothing Shatner can't do?

Get cast in any additional Star Trek franchise projects.


Or get invites to former co-stars homaseckhul weddings.
 
2010-07-29 11:25:59 PM
hurdboy: The Mad Fapper: To the legal people here: Can this kid be put to death for any of these extra killings if they are found to be true, or will it just simply add to his time (as if life isn't definite enough...) since he was a minor?

Added time. All of his other crimes were committed while he was a minor, but he was 18 when convicted.

Before Muhammad was executed last November, the prosecutor who put him on death row said it may be impossible to ever know how many were killed. Malvo has only confessed to authorities in jurisdictions that promised not to prosecute him.

RTFA
 
2010-07-30 04:15:08 AM
kolpanic: Hey, he can talk...computers...into killing...themselves. This...is no...big deal.

Now THAT made me laugh.

/Denny Crane
 
2010-07-30 08:25:33 AM
Mominator: RTFA

I had RTVA, but TFA doesn't explain why he can't be executed. Roper v. Simmons (new window) completely eliminated the possibility of execution for Malvo, and is part of the reason he was never tried in Maryland.
 
2010-07-30 01:23:02 PM
ritalinchild 54: I have now lost all respect for someone that I thought was a "cool dude"

Shatner making meat flap noises to sympathize with a mass murderer.

Disgusting.


Meh. Shatner is an experienced interviewer. It's not like the guy asked for Michael Dorn if full Klingon makeup to do it.
 
2010-07-30 06:21:51 PM
The Mad Fapper: I would guess it just adds to his time - there's a friggin lesson to the kiddies - if you want to kill someone, you might as well kill all you want.

Except for the a** rape he'll suffer for the next 60 years, the total lack of liberty, the beatings he'll get for being a Muslim terrorist, and maybe if he develops a conscience the years of terrible remorse, yeah, you got it.

I heard a lot of twins kill their twin in the womb. I think we should abort them. They deserve the death penalty for their act of murder. That is unless you want to rationally discuss just when humans become mature enough to be culpable for their crimes.
 
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