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(New! Magazine) Cool Katy Perry: I used to want to kiss Megan Fox. Now I just want to kiss Natalie Portman   (new-magazine.co.uk) divider line 117
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 09:47:21 AM
Translation: I haven't done anything to make the headlines lately, so pay attention to me.
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 09:48:08 AM
Stop talkin' about it and do it, biatch.
 
Hobodeluxe
2010-07-29 09:49:47 AM
i208.photobucket.com
 
Blues_X [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 09:59:59 AM
LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 10:14:24 AM
Katy Perry: I used to want to call you an attention whore. Now I just want to call you a whore.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 10:46:19 AM
Katy Perry: I used to want to kiss Megan Fox. Now I just want to kiss Natalie Portman attention
 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 11:13:39 AM
Does a picture of Katy Perry exist where she doesn't look like her skin is a plastic exoskeleton?
 
Cagey B
2010-07-29 11:31:15 AM
I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.
 
BigSnatch [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 11:35:02 AM
Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!
 
bberg
2010-07-29 11:41:20 AM
BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

You get a giant "Fark you" for making me remember that farking movie.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 11:42:39 AM
i40.tinypic.com
 
shirtsbyeric
2010-07-29 11:48:15 AM
She could prove she's not an attention whore by doing it without any cameras around.
 
swingerhead
2010-07-29 11:54:30 AM
Quit yer yammerin, youd hit it.

x17online.com
 
hazeleyedwolff
2010-07-29 12:02:10 PM
I think Katy Perry might having a hard time finding hot chicks who would want to kiss that ashtray tasting, Russel Brand cum dumpster.
 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 12:06:13 PM
Sorry Katy, Nat Portman is *way* way out of your league, intellectually and otherwise.

Go whore it up with an alumni of the Mickey Mouse club or something.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 12:18:28 PM
You've got to up the ante if you want to get ink nowadays, that's why I always open interviews with the fact that I've always wanted used to want to sniff Nipsy Russell's jockstrap but now I want to pleasure myself within the meaty folds of Ernest Borgnine's pores.
 
Dr.Zom
2010-07-29 12:20:45 PM
She really set a new record for the time it takes to go from "recording artist" to "tabloid attention whore."
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 12:23:37 PM
gopher321: Translation: I haven't done anything to make the headlines lately, so pay attention to me.

zakly
 
Scottybobotty
2010-07-29 12:24:18 PM
She needs to shut up, have lesbian sex with Natalie... then let Natalie punch her in the mouth.

Natalie wants to *#^% you too! (new window)
 
marsgwar
2010-07-29 12:25:06 PM
Get in line.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 12:26:20 PM
i705.photobucket.com

cascadeclimbers.com

/want
 
StRalphTheLiar
2010-07-29 12:29:42 PM
Dr.Zom: She really set a new record for the time it takes to go from "recording artist" to "tabloid attention whore."

I believe her first single was subtitled "I'm a huge attention whore"
 
Kuroshin [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 12:30:40 PM
Dr.Zom: She really set a new record for the time it takes to go from "recording artist" to "tabloid attention whore."

She was never the former. She failed to become a recording artist because, well, she can't sing.

So she became an AW, which somehow put her into the pop music world. Another case of failing upward.
 
hockeyfarker
2010-07-29 12:30:58 PM
ahem.


i185.photobucket.com
 
Cagey B
2010-07-29 12:32:20 PM
BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, BigSnatch.
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2010-07-29 12:32:39 PM
Cagey B: BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, BigSnatch.

Both of you are dead to me.
 
Knobbs
2010-07-29 12:32:54 PM
Normally, I'd say "attention whore!". In this case, she has a song about kissing girls and it really sounds like she was asked who she would kiss. A fine line, but I think she was just answering a hypothetical and not just volunteering the info.
 
Scottybobotty
2010-07-29 12:35:03 PM
Knobbs: Normally, I'd say "attention whore!". In this case, she has a song about kissing girls and it really sounds like she was asked who she would kiss. A fine line, but I think she was just answering a hypothetical and not just volunteering the info.

I think she just needs to shut her mouth and go visit Natalie's house with a film crew.

/like right now
 
HowAboutNo
2010-07-29 12:36:28 PM
I came in to make sure that Katy Perry was accurately labeled an Attention WhoreTM, and I see that the job has been done, and done well. Bravo Farkers!
 
Billy Ligue
2010-07-29 12:37:52 PM
i28.tinypic.com
 
Guysmiley
2010-07-29 12:42:51 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Cagey B: BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, BigSnatch.

Both of you are dead to me.

Six-Fingered-Man, what are midichlorians?
 
Dr.Zom
2010-07-29 12:43:37 PM
Kuroshin: Dr.Zom: She really set a new record for the time it takes to go from "recording artist" to "tabloid attention whore."

She was never the former. She failed to become a recording artist because, well, she can't sing.

So she became an AW, which somehow put her into the pop music world. Another case of failing upward.

Well, she had a hit song. Most artists would try to follow that up and, you know, make more hit songs. She decided to become a tabloid star instead.

Lady Gaga would not have let an opportunity like that slide.
 
schattenteufel
2010-07-29 12:43:38 PM
gopher321: Translation: I haven't done anything to make the headlines lately, so pay attention to me.


It's working. It's working hard. On me.
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2010-07-29 12:44:29 PM
Guysmiley: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Cagey B: BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, BigSnatch.

Both of you are dead to me.

Six-Fingered-Man, what are midichlorians?

Look kid, the Force is magic. Just accept that and let's all move on to the third movie, shall we?
 
Cagey B
2010-07-29 12:46:54 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Cagey B: BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, BigSnatch.

Both of you are dead to me.

Yousa not going to respond to meesa comments?
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2010-07-29 12:50:03 PM
Cagey B: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Cagey B: BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, BigSnatch.

Both of you are dead to me.

Yousa not going to respond to meesa comments?

Ok, I lol'd at that one.
 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 12:52:10 PM
She is hot and all but really f*cking annoying now. Just kissing her? That's not that exciting. I just want to see them naked, f*ck the fully-clothed fake lesbian sh*t.
 
unclejimbo827
2010-07-29 12:52:28 PM
I don't like sand
 
TheTeethoftheTiger
2010-07-29 12:57:17 PM
I would hit it.

But goddammit so much if california girls.. no wait california GURLS (*#@&^$), isn't the most generic summer pop song in the past 30 years I don't know what is. I hate that song with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2010-07-29 01:00:07 PM
TheTeethoftheTiger: I would hit it.

But goddammit so much if california girls.. no wait california GURLS (*#@&^$), isn't the most generic summer pop song in the past 30 years I don't know what is. I hate that song with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Please show us on this doll where the song touched you, TheTeethoftheTiger.
 
bostonowns
2010-07-29 01:01:12 PM
scissor me timbers!
 
Rubber Biscuit
2010-07-29 01:04:23 PM
Without a camera on her or a reporter nearby I think she would just cease to exist. I wouldn't mind her if there was anything she could do well enough to have a legitimate career doing it, but that is not the case. She's an attention whore, professionally.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 01:05:34 PM
I'm waiting for the Natalie Portman-Keira Knightly Naboo-on-Naboo sex.
 
cowsspinach
2010-07-29 01:05:37 PM
For some reason I can't find her to be attractive. Something about her just puts me off. Now Natalie Portman? Hell yes or Blake Lively? Oh sweet mother of god they're hot.
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2010-07-29 01:06:05 PM
I wish she would show her boobs already :(


/they sure do look real nice in that green swimsuit pic...
 
Scottybobotty
2010-07-29 01:07:53 PM
OtherLittleGuy: I'm waiting for the Natalie Portman-Keira Knightly Naboo-on-Naboo sex.

God Damnit I just spit my coffee out.

Cheers to you OtherLittleGuy that was hella funny.
 
TheTeethoftheTiger
2010-07-29 01:08:14 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: TheTeethoftheTiger: I would hit it.

But goddammit so much if california girls.. no wait california GURLS (*#@&^$), isn't the most generic summer pop song in the past 30 years I don't know what is. I hate that song with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Please show us on this doll where the song touched you, TheTeethoftheTiger.

Well... when they started singing about popsicles it touched me here (points to shoulder)
When they started singing about daisy dukes and bikinis it touched me here (points to thigh)
When they started talking about jeeps, sun kissed skin, girls in california, and snoop dogg it killed everyone I ever cared about...

I know someone is going to respond 'fap', and there's nothing I can do to stop it...
 
Guysmiley
2010-07-29 01:11:11 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: Guysmiley: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Cagey B: BigSnatch: Cagey B: I am in favor of this, as it would keep Natalie Portman from talking.

You're breaking my heart!

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, BigSnatch.

Both of you are dead to me.

Six-Fingered-Man, what are midichlorians?

Look kid, the Force is magic. Just accept that and let's all move on to the third movie, shall we?

www.gobblin.net
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2010-07-29 01:14:49 PM
FTFA: "I like to be considered more of a tease, so unfortunately guys you're never going to get it."

Be careful, Katy. One time, Bilo got out of his cage and he "get it" and then we all laugh. High five!
 
PsyLord
2010-07-29 01:17:37 PM
So Katy Perry has the kiss of career death?

Run, Natalie, run!
 
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