it's

You're doing it wrong too, subby.

Well, the people in my neighborhood aren't stealing my stuff to buy kids, so I like the ratio.

/not serious.

Obligatory facepalm ASCII at "you're" failure.

/seriously folks, it's not that hard
//Your is possessive. You're means you are.
///C'MON.

ArtosRC: it's

your


You know what? Screw it. That headline right there is an abomination unto the English language.

/faux-rotsky?

Your doing it wrong

Your doing it on purpose, arent you subby? Its a cunning plan to get a greenlight.

/feels dirty now

it's not 'your', it's 'yer'

dummy.

Portland caught sayof, subby?

I feel like a Grammar Nazi in a world where the Allies won the war.

"It's" (times 2!) and "your" fail in the same headline? Riles me up enough to come in here and comment, but turns me off so much that I won't read the article.

As much as I often think "cops are mostly abusive assholes"... man I would HATE to be one of the officers on the child porn/exploitation beat. You just know they've seen things so awful that most of us would want to curl up in a corner with a bottle of scotch and stay there... and they have to keep seeing them, or their jobs won't get done. Jeez.

Must.....not....succumb....to trolling headline.....my brain is crying.

It's = it is

If the sentence doesn't make sense with the full words of the contraction in it than don't use it, submitter.

your a idiot but that stuff get's greenlit

It's 'its', and 'yore', not 'your'.

Dumdrs's.

Sad tag for subby.

dj_bigbird: Which unit produces more $ in terms of asset forfeiture?

Shoots and...SCORES!!!!!

Makh: dj_bigbird: Which unit produces more $ in terms of asset forfeiture?

bingo

But they destroy all those drugs, right? RIGHT?

Well they get to confiscate all the drugs, houses, cars, money, and anything else used to transport drugs so thats more profitable

So long as they are required to enforce the laws we elect officials to write, this makes sense. I imagine there is a lot more drug trafficking than child trafficking, and the drug trafficking is likely far more related to violent crime in the district. I bet their animal abuse unit is pretty small too.

/thinks all drugs should be legalized/ controlled.

dj_bigbird: Which unit produces more $ in terms of asset forfeiture?

And there it is.

H31N0US: Makh: dj_bigbird: Which unit produces more $ in terms of asset forfeiture?

bingo

But they destroy all those drugs, right? RIGHT?

No, the wouldn't repackage it and resell it or anything

dj_bigbird: Which unit produces more $ in terms of asset forfeiture?

Pretty much this. Police Dept's are a business. They must turn revenue for the city, or their management will be fired until someone who can turn a profit is found.

Waiting for Bob the Angry Flower.

/can't seem to post pics today for some reason

But, but, but... If they legalized possession of a plant that means all those years of profiting off the backs of poor and the unfortunate was just plain wrong. That is a dangers mindset to take. Next thing you know people will start to question the Iraq & Afghan war.

/goals?
//what goals?

If its a trap, yore dung it rite.

EconKheldar: Obligatory facepalm ASCII at "you're" failure.

/seriously folks, it's not that hard
//Your is possessive. You're means you are.
///C'MON.

You skipped over the "its" fail as well.

Makh: dj_bigbird: Which unit produces more $ in terms of asset forfeiture?

bingo

portland has a bingo police unit?

Taking down non-violent drug "offenders" is probably a lot easier. You don't expect the fat farks in police departments to work harder than their quotas demand, do you?

Well, I thought I would have to come in here and post the link to show how I got the drug unit numbers since it's not in TFA...

http://www.portlandonline.com/police/index.cfm?a=34117&c=30560

Instead, I have to admit to the abortion of a headline.

/subby
//hangs head in shame

Wash-Times Moonie Central

Research and resubmit tard'mitter...

/of course there is a crime committed....investigate...

ShillinTheVillain: Well, the people in my neighborhood aren't stealing my stuff to buy kids, so I like the ratio.

/not serious.

That's only because there aren't many kids for sale in your neighborhood.

"Portland doing it is best... with it is 2 vice cops... Your doing it wrong."

Parsing that sentence makes my head asplode.

That said, while I'm sure there's a grain of truth to the story (and modern-day slavery/trafficking is the Lex Luthor to my Superman), count on the Moonie Times to cast aspersions on a town with as liberal a reputation as Portland. Sure, it's a streetpunk mecca -- scabies-infested "crusties" sitting on curbs panhandling for beer with funny signs. Some of those kids escaped from comfortable middle-class existences with parents who were also mentally and physically abusive. It's tough to paint the lot with one broad stroke, but I'm sure the Moonie Times is up to the task, as well are a number of you Farkers out there.

/*sigh*
//shoulda given up after the grammar nazi snark
///had to say something relevant about tfa

Hot Carl To Go: It's = it is

If the sentence doesn't make sense with the full words of the contraction in it than don't use it, submitter.

your a idiot but that stuff get's greenlit

If the sentence doesn't make sense with the full words of the contraction in it, THEN don't use it, submitter.

FTFY

/not sure if last sentence is srs or not
//wtf people

Portland doing it's its best to control child sex trafficking with it's its 2 vice cops. Meanwhile the drug unit has 18 officers and 4 sergeants. Your You're doing it wrong


Step away from the keyboard and put your hands on your head!

AmazingRuss: ShillinTheVillain: Well, the people in my neighborhood aren't stealing my stuff to buy kids, so I like the ratio.

/not serious.

That's only because there aren't many kids for sale in your neighborhood.

You know how I know you've never been in my basement?

RE dj_bigbird
"Which unit produces more $ in terms of asset forfeiture?"

This. Busting pervs isn't as lucrative as busting grow operations and smugglers. Doing something about real crime costs money, has a shiatty ROI.

of course women and children come last.

No Such Agency: As much as I often think "cops are mostly abusive assholes"... man I would HATE to be one of the officers on the child porn/exploitation beat. You just know they've seen things so awful that most of us would want to curl up in a corner with a bottle of scotch and stay there... and they have to keep seeing them, or their jobs won't get done. Jeez.

pfft they spend the afternoon on /b/ how is that different from most farkers?