ultraholland: What porn may look like.

That's clearly an advertisement for ladies undergarments, cars, or possibly carpooling.

I need more pics to determine which.

schattenteufel: Religious people are so annoying.

SuperNinjaToad: so bascially folks like this pastor and some mullahs in Allahkistan are like minded folks on the same side of a different coin.

Yeah for all the hatred between Muslims and Christians, they certainly share a lot of the same views.

Both hate women and the gays, and would certainly vote the same way on topics like abortion, etc.

Thorak: ultraholland: What porn may look like.

That's clearly an advertisement for ladies undergarments, cars, or possibly carpooling.

I need more pics to determine which.

Might be an Axe advert, too. In any event it's certainly a picture of someone whose day is shaping up to be considerably better than mine.

After filing a few more complaints in the following weeks, Boren said the questionable packaging eventually disappeared from the store's shelves.

So you're saying that this Pastor Frank Boren, this rock hard pillar of piety, kept going back day after day, week after week, waiting for the stock boy to take those filthy packages firmly in hand and jam them back into the dark, seedy hole from which they came? That takes dedication and I commend him for it.

An ad for socks, but perhaps still applicable:

Cytokine Storm: Barbigazi: Sort of related topic, do you think anybody got a look at Jesus's wang while he was on the cross?

I think given the opportunity I'd have peeked

This gave me an idea for a good band name.

Penis of Jesus (or maybe just Jesus Penis)

your band t-shirts could have Jesus on stage, unzipping his jeans as the crowd melts raiders of the lost ark style.

Man is this sacrilicious.

LeafyGreens: An ad for socks, but perhaps still applicable:

Wow...um, those are some large and well formed ssssocks. *ahem* I like the packaging.

LeafyGreens: An ad for socks, but perhaps still applicable:

God damn, do you know how farking long it would take me to look like that? I'm just as slender, but I do not have those chiseling abs and rock solid muscles. I'd have to go to the gym in 26 minutes for like a farking year or two to look like that. Way too much farking work.

Also, that looks a bit photoshopped... if you know what part I'm talking about. Not that I looked at that part of the picture, because I don't have the gay, I'm just assuming it's photoshopped, without looking.

On the other hand, imagine what it would be like seeing pornography everywhere you look no matter where you go...

/My God... it's full of porn!

Maybe the packing was too risque? He wasn't complaining about every underwear package just one. Wal-Mart has had inappropriate items before. I am thinking of the shirt of Nazi Gestapo skull with 88 on the forehead. Maybe it was packaging for underwear that was meant to go to another type of store?

Sears 1975 catalogue, The man on page 602 -revisited?

Tee hee...first hit when googling "Christian Men's Underwear (new window)."

Also, please please please click here (new window) for the greatest men's underwear description I have ever read.

LeafyGreens: An ad for socks, but perhaps still applicable:

Holy hell, I think I'm pregnant.

Barbigazi: Sort of related topic, do you think anybody got a look at Jesus's wang while he was on the cross?

I think given the opportunity I'd have peeked

How could they not see it? He was hung like this! [arms wide]

/try the veal

Killer Cars: "On a few of the packages they were very pornographic in the way they were dressed, in skimpy underwear..."

That means, pastor, that you were shopping for "skimpy" underwear.

Perv.

He was at WalMart. There are no skimpy clothes there

/Walmart enables fatties

Obligatory.

Listen, I'm sorry if those underwear ads that I posed for are a little too graphic, but I have yet to find an underwear that will fully contain my raw manly sexuality.

Just take the same advice I give my woman lovers:
Like the sun, you don't stare directly at it. Just bask in its warming glow.

ignite ice: Also, that looks a bit photoshopped... if you know what part I'm talking about. Not that I looked at that part of the picture, because I don't have the gay, I'm just assuming it's photoshopped, without looking.

I think that's where the tube socks are in the picture.

Google image search for pornographic underwear is surprisingly boring.

Scrolled all the way to the bottom. Nothing.

For some reason, while I'm reading these comments, Jack Lemmon's voice is in my head. It's very strange, but somehow right.

Fortunately the sporting goods department was nearby so he could check out some non-homoerotic goods:

ignite ice: Google image search for pornographic underwear is surprisingly boring.

Scrolled all the way to the bottom. Nothing.

Was "safe search" on? I am here to help.

Couldn't they at least tell us the brand?

I don't know if it's a similar situation, but our local Target used to always have very large posters of really hot guys lounging in teeny tiny underoos hanging all over that end of the store. They stayed there for months and then were abruptly replaced by images of mediocre guys in t-shirts, shot from the waist up.

Weird.

He seems to be a bit obsessed about underwear - that's sort of scary, though not Gay, just scary.

Wait until he wanders over to the fresh vegetable section, those cucumbers will make his head spin

DmGdDawg: Fortunately the sporting goods department was nearby so he could check out some non-homoerotic goods:

Oh yes...the Shake Weight for men. Not gay at all.

Highly Offensive!

I'M NOT GAY!

kibbled: Was "safe search" on? I am here to help.

What's safe search?

ignite ice: LeafyGreens: An ad for socks, but perhaps still applicable:

God damn, do you know how farking long it would take me to look like that?


All you need is 7 bucks!

SueDisco: Tee hee...first hit when googling "Christian Men's Underwear (new window)." Also, please please please click here (new window) for the greatest men's underwear description I have ever read.


They sell Butt Pads for men!


/Guess it beats a fat wallet and 3 handkerchiefs

To quote from the holy scriptures of "Three's Company":

Chrissy: "I mean, do they really need to show a woman in her underwear?"
Janet: "Chrissy, that's an ad for underwear!"

FTFA(or at least how I read it):"I was in there shopping for some underwear one day, and looked at the men's packages on the pictures," he said.

So um, were there naked guys doing each other in the butt on the packaging? Or was there one guy stroking himself? Otherwise, how is it pornographic?

actualhuman: Barbigazi: Godscrack: Since when do pastors wear underwear?

JC was a free-baller.

Yeah that's how we all used to roll back in the day.

/Knew him? shiat! Nubian owes me twelve bucks.

Nubian, please.

holy underwear?

SueDisco: Tee hee...first hit when googling "Christian Men's Underwear (new window)."

Also, please please please click here (new window) for the greatest men's underwear description I have ever read.

Love the 'enhancing' underwear...too funny
/if women can falsely advertize, then why not men, right?

curtainsmatchcarpet: SueDisco: Tee hee...first hit when googling "Christian Men's Underwear (new window)."

Also, please please please click here (new window) for the greatest men's underwear description I have ever read.

Love the 'enhancing' underwear...too funny
/if women can falsely advertize, then why not men, right?



Wanted for questioning.

Though it's ridiculous to complain I wouldn't want to see some promenintly displayed male crotches as I stroll through my local walmart. I think we can all agree that it is not a pleasant thing to look at, ghey or not. I mean, in panty package pictures the view point is not from below. We all know what underwear hold, how about a nice football scene and we save the crotch shots for the kids.