To be completely fair and balanced, all women cheat too.

Pffft. I've never cheated on my mistress.

Yay! Hooker thread!

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Bite the hand that feeds you.

Its not cheating when they're in the same room with the two of you

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All men pay for sex. Just not all of them use money.

/does that make all women prostitutes?

It's only cheating if you're caught ...

IdBeCrazyIf: Its not cheating when they're in the same room with the two of you

It's also not cheating when they're both in you.

Huh. Article's not too bad, and actually makes some reasonable recommendations, despite the gender stereotyping.

Example: Don't demand your man never look at pornography, or never assess the attractiveness of another woman. Such things are not going to help him remain faithful.

Another: Negotiate "infidelity" if need be (maybe mild forms like lap dances, or maybe even full-on sex). Dan Savage approves.

/Have never cheated on Mrs. Anomaly
//Too honest to even attempt to hide such things, it'd never work
///Plus I'm, technically speaking, ugly

8Draw: If she means the type of guy that will f*ck her, yes, they'd probably all cheat.

We don't all cheat. We all THINK about it...

Her point is lost in jumping to conclusions.

It's that:
1) Men are sexual creatures and married women would do well to take this into account
3) By understanding both their sexual needs, she empowers herself

You can kind of ignore everything else she says.

Guess I'm not a man then. I love my wife, and honor the commitment I made to her. That affords me certain... benefits.

Not true. All men do consider it, however. Most just watch some pr0ns and get it "out of their system."

Next time I will ask my g/f to hold the camera while I bang her best friend. That's fair.

Selection bias.

Robo Beat: All men pay for sex.

In my case I pay dearly, to Kimberly-Clark (makers of Huggies(tm)).

Gaseous Anomaly: ///Plus I'm, technically speaking, ugly

Everyone needs loving.

Treygreen13: It's also not cheating when they're both in you.

Giggity

Quasar: No, not all men cheat. Not all women cheat. Assholes cheat.

It isn't cheating if it's in the butt.

I've never cheated, not on my girl friends or when I was married. My biatch of an ex-wife on the other hand cheated with at least three people, one female, after forcing me to get married in a church and proclaim the standard vows.

Silly biatch, if she wanted an open marriage she should have negotiated on open marriage, but noooo she just could not ever be honest, not once, about her needs or desires.

What we or most of us practice is serial monogamy. In other words, its one at a time. True monogamy is practiced by the truly lucky and devout, as well as parrots. What we consider an exclusive relationship is nothing more than a viewing of of our time inefficient polygamist lifestyle.

Anyone who's had one partner in their entire life, you're the true definition of monogamy, and you're a rare and albeit dying breed.

FTFA: I would say 100 percent of men cannot be mentally monogamous, in that they are biologically programmed to assess the sexual attractiveness of every single woman they see.

True.

pvd021: Anyone who's had one partner in their entire life, you're the true definition of monogamy, and you're a rare and albeit dying breed.

*raises his hand*

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Most just watch some pr0ns...

Some women would consider that "cheating." Dr. Laura, bless her weird ultra-right-wing heart, doesn't. She considers it normal male behavior, especially if it's in response to being frozen out in the bedroom.

\Ye gawdz, did I just reveal that I listen to that stupid show?

The one thing I never could quite understand about cheating (especially if there are no children in the relationship) is why go through all the trouble and work to give the appearance that you are faithful to this person when you can dump them and move on?

Like the saying goes "One man cannot serve two masters." So either be committed to being monogamous with 1 person at a time, or live your life being uncommitted to anyone and enjoy the hedonism.

Believe me there are more than enough people on this planet who fall into either category.

Not all men cheat.

You need to be in a relationship to cheat.

Cowboy Spencer: pvd021: Anyone who's had one partner in their entire life, you're the true definition of monogamy, and you're a rare and albeit dying breed.

*raises his hand*

I think you should start cheating.

Unless you're married, there is no such thing as cheating. Did you make a vow never to be with another? No?
Then it's not "cheating" unless you specifically made that agreement together.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Not true. All men do consider it, however. Most just watch some pr0ns and get it "out of their system."

I've thought about this in the context of polygraphs: What if someone were to ask me, "Have you ever thought about cheating on your wife", what's the honest answer. Depends on your definition of "cheating" I guess.

Does fantasizing about a Lauren Graham/Leah Remini 3-way count? If so, guilty. (Mrs. Anomaly is OK with this, because those women are "unattainable". Little does she know I consider all women "unattainable".)

I'm sure mentally planning out a liason with a hot co-worker, who finds me attractive (hey, it's a fantasy), making up cover stories, etc. would count. Haven't done that though.

/Lots of gray area in between. Discuss amongst yourselves.

WindBreaker: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Most just watch some pr0ns...

Some women would consider that "cheating." Dr. Laura, bless her weird ultra-right-wing heart, doesn't. She considers it normal male behavior, especially if it's in response to being frozen out in the bedroom.

\Ye gawdz, did I just reveal that I listen to that stupid show?

Dr. L used to get freaky in her youth so I hear.

All men look at the menu, just some decide to order.

Cowboy Spencer Quote 2010-07-29 11:11:48 AM
pvd021: Anyone who's had one partner in their entire life, you're the true definition of monogamy, and you're a rare and albeit dying breed.

*raises his hand*

I wonder if the special lady in your life could raise her hand...

If you're marinating, it not cheating.
i.e. you stick it in but don't move it.

/heard that from a married jackass that has been farking the hired help for years.

Cowboy Spencer: pvd021: Anyone who's had one partner in their entire life, you're the true definition of monogamy, and you're a rare and albeit dying breed.

*raises his hand*

I thought I was the only one. My best friend used to be the same way, but has divorced and remarried.

VaportrailFilms: We don't all cheat. We all THINK about it...

Is it considered cheating when you are thinking of another woman while doing your wife?

pvd021: Cowboy Spencer Quote 2010-07-29 11:11:48 AM
pvd021: Anyone who's had one partner in their entire life, you're the true definition of monogamy, and you're a rare and albeit dying breed.

*raises his hand*

I wonder if the special lady in your life could raise her hand...

He's already raised her.

wow its like NO one read the article. Her solution to catching your man cheating is threesome. Not farking kidding. Go read the article before you kneejerk. Her whole point is aimed at women. its a "Men are sexual creatures how about you women meet them halfway" article not a man-hating one.

Yes, a fluff journalist and a mistress are totally the right people to have a serious discussion on evolutionary psychology.

pvd021: I wonder if the special lady in your life could raise her hand...

Heh :)

Gaseous Anomaly: I thought I was the only one. My best friend used to be the same way, but has divorced and remarried.

I was indoctrinated by the damn Baptists. Dammit.

FightDirector: pvd021: Cowboy Spencer Quote 2010-07-29 11:11:48 AM
pvd021: Anyone who's had one partner in their entire life, you're the true definition of monogamy, and you're a rare and albeit dying breed.

*raises his hand*

I wonder if the special lady in your life could raise her hand...

He's already raised her.

TheOriginalEd: wow its like NO one read the article.

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Gaseous Anomaly: Robo Beat: All men pay for sex.

In my case I pay dearly, to Kimberly-Clark (makers of Huggies(tm)).

That'll happen when you don't pay Church & Dwight (makers of Trojans (tm)).

amazing_live_seamonkeys: It isn't cheating if it's in the butt.

URAPNIS: If you're marinating, it not cheating.
i.e. you stick it in but don't move it.

/heard that from a married jackass that has been farking the hired help for years.

Cheating is any activity that your partner considers to be cheating, no more, no less.

Not to say everyone is reasonable about this.

/Talking to another woman is cheating? Yeah, good luck with that

It takes 2 to cheat.

Unless all guys cheating are gay... I'm pretty sure some women are involved too.