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(CNN) Fail "Missing California woman reportedly seen in Las Vegas" Apparently, however, neither CNN, the Las Vegas PD nor the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office can contribute a photo. So be sure to be on the lookout for her   (cnn.com) divider line 31
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2010-07-29 05:46:07 AM
Dude, she kidnapped herself
 
2010-07-29 11:10:14 AM
knol.google.com

here you go, cnn. you're welcome.
 
2010-07-29 11:32:19 AM
thomps: here you go, cnn. you're welcome.


*Applause*

/Off to find a cash machine.
 
2010-07-29 11:33:13 AM
There's a giant photo at the top of the article.
 
2010-07-29 11:34:19 AM
GWSuperfan: There's a giant photo at the top of the article.
 
2010-07-29 11:35:18 AM
Or how about those neighborhood crime watch bulletins, or community BOLOs for some suspect, that doesn't include the perps race! I love that one!

Be on the lookout for a 5'10 man with a pimples all over his face and black hair.

Asian? Black? Spanish? White? WE'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
 
2010-07-29 11:37:31 AM
She looks like every hooker in Las Vegas. So maybe.
 
2010-07-29 11:40:01 AM
I think I had sex with her a month ago when I was out there.

/just kidding
//perhaps...
 
2010-07-29 11:40:30 AM
She has tits and female sexual organs. Make sure to check every woman to make sure.
 
2010-07-29 11:42:29 AM
Sir_Lurksalot: She looks like every hooker in Las Vegas. So maybe.


I've been propositioned by somebody who looked at lot worse.....a crack whore with missing teeth.

/Finally got propositioned by an attractive one last year.
 
2010-07-29 11:42:58 AM
I wouldn't say I was missing it, Bob.
 
2010-07-29 11:43:13 AM
fireman4: I think I had sex with her a month ago when I was out there.

/just kidding
//perhaps...



You're now a suspect.
 
2010-07-29 11:44:45 AM
Dude... There are three photos of her on the main page of the article. What. The. F#ck?
 
2010-07-29 11:45:43 AM
She has a lot of books. So she's got that going for her.
 
2010-07-29 11:45:48 AM
Was she seen with the man in the right?

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2010-07-29 11:48:43 AM
GWSuperfan: There's a giant photo at the top of the article.

Be on the look out for MySpace Angles.

That is all.
 
2010-07-29 11:54:23 AM
Sargun: GWSuperfan: There's a giant photo at the top of the article.
 
2010-07-29 11:55:18 AM
last seen with Wallace Fard.
 
2010-07-29 11:56:56 AM
Mr.Hawk: Sargun: GWSuperfan: There's a giant photo at the top of the article.
 
2010-07-29 11:58:54 AM
Once again, some tool in some thread will comment that he has a large number of submitted links that were posted. Said tool will not admit that the bulk of said tool's submissions were posted with obvious errors.
 
2010-07-29 12:13:22 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw her at McDonald's in Kalamazoo.
 
2010-07-29 12:13:53 PM
1. Go missing
2. Get declared legally deceased
3. Family sues for wrongful death
4. Profit

Hampton said that after observing her for about three hours...

3 hours of video footage and they can't substantiate an ID at this point?
 
2010-07-29 12:22:08 PM
She looks just like this girl in my freezer. Uncanny.
 
2010-07-29 12:45:02 PM
I saw this chick just yesterday on Judge Mathis. She has a twin sister, a teacher in oakland, Ca, who sued her for unpaid loans. The chick lives in LA and goes to Las Vegas all the time. Likes to party and is a bartender. In fact, here's a pic of them...the one on the right is the one i think could be her...the sister on the left, has an arse that makes you say "DAMN!@!! I'm glad I'm a man!"

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2010-07-29 12:59:54 PM
I think I might have seen her on Decatur and Spring Mountain, and Decatur and Charleston here in Las Vegas. She appears to be homeless and mentally unstable.
I've already called the authorities.
 
2010-07-29 01:12:51 PM
So is that just a random, completely unrelated photo at the top of the article?
 
2010-07-29 02:18:52 PM
She is neither young nor white. Why was this greenlighted?
 
2010-07-29 02:24:56 PM
Fromageball: So is that just a random, completely unrelated photo at the top of the article?

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. There's a picture right there.
 
2010-07-29 03:15:56 PM
I want my time back. Why was this greenlit? I hope there was a change at the CNN website since this was posted. 'Woman declared dead seen in las vegas?' indeed. Except at Fark.

I also want every submitter's name attached to their contributions, the better to avoid the trolls and modmin favorites. And I also want a pony. A pretty, pretty pink pony.
 
2010-07-29 03:20:30 PM
There's a giant photo at the top of the article.

Subby's ad blocker is configured poorly. This is like the 685th time people have made this kind of complaint about a news story where the provider tries to keep people from blocking the ads by routing them through a URL similar to the one for content-related pictures.

Move along, something to see here.
 
2010-07-29 05:40:58 PM
that's an in your face picture there
 
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