WTF is "hooning"?

It's when your significant other is just through urinating and you stick your tongue in their...appropriate parts...to get that fresh, salty taste.

RocketRod: Use "hot rodder" for "hoon" if you have trouble understanding other cultures, bubblemitter.

Understanding != having heard the term before.

You just forced it.

bucket_chemist: nicoffeine: nicoffeine 2002-11-20 05:45:31 AM
Fer us ignerent 'mericans, hooning is 'doughnuts' or 'burnouts' or 'brodies'. Imagine a guy in the middle of the night in a Trans-Am in the Wal-Mart parking lot, and there you are.

Quoting myself from 2002.

Dude, do you keep a diary of all your Fark entries, just in case you want to quote yourself? Because if you do, that's either the most awesome thing ever, or you're a giant dickhead.

Telling why I remember that particular post would turn into the longest and stupidest "cool story bro" entry ever stamped upon the internet. I don't remember much of what I say otherwise.

Blandish: Police already have the power to crush cars, but only in extreme cases.

Hulk Cop SMASH!!

And if you're VERY lucky, they'll allow you to get out of the car FIRST.

anal sex

nicoffeine:

Telling why I remember that particular post would turn into the longest and stupidest "cool story bro" entry ever stamped upon the internet. I don't remember much of what I say otherwise.

Not telling a stupid CSB automatically makes you not a giant dickhead. Hell, I might just make you a fark favourite.

Giltric: RIP Benny and Joon

Thank you... I have very happy thoughts about that movie. And I have never seen it all the way through.

I would not recommend trying to crush his car.



Him? Go ahead. The worst reaction you'd get is a girly slap.

Read up on this "hoon" crap. These are some of the most jackbooted, Nazi-like laws I have ever heard of. Seriously, do they not have the concept of due process at all in Australia? A cop thinks that you have been using a vehicle "antisocially" and you are out that car, or even worse, it is crushed. Usually, though, it seems that they profit by holding it for ransom. farking insane

Shostie: It's dressing up in a bee costume and overdosing on drugs.

And pissing on the audience.

Oooooh! I just call them 'Ricers' where I am.

Oznog: No kidding. How do you get from The Road Warrior to this??

That's in the FUTURE not in the past...

Maus III: WTF is "hooning"?

It's when your significant other is just through urinating and you stick your tongue in their...appropriate parts...to get that fresh, salty taste.

So you're telling me I just hooned my dog, and I didn't even know I was part of some hip new trend?

You have fifteen minutes to move your cube.

If I'm gonna risk my car for a word, it's gonna be 'Hoon-Tang.'

/wow, just realized how, in a lot of pics, he looks just like Jayne Cobb

Please talk in normal English, many of us are cumfuzed. Weird words are weird.

Dubai Vol: johnny_vegas: RocketRod: Use "hot rodder" for "hoon" if you have trouble understanding other cultures, bubblemitter.

be careful, you're elitist is showing

Be careful, your illiteracy is showing.

it's a fair cop

Why is there no voting in this thread?

bucket_chemist: nicoffeine:

Telling why I remember that particular post would turn into the longest and stupidest "cool story bro" entry ever stamped upon the internet. I don't remember much of what I say otherwise.

Not telling a stupid CSB automatically makes you not a giant dickhead. Hell, I might just make you a fark favourite.

Get a room, you two...no one wants to see you hoon.

bucket_chemist

Not telling a stupid CSB automatically makes you not a giant dickhead. Hell, I might just make you a fark favourite.


I read that second part in R. Lee Ermey's voice.

missmez: H-O-O-N, that spells Hoon.

tom cullen FTW!

Hoon offences include excessive speeding, drag racing or dangerous driving.


Gawd I wish they would have laws like this in the U.S. of A.



since I can't have a rocket launcher on the front of my car. :P

SO, why haven't any Ausies used the tip line in TFA to list some of the politician's vehicles?

\for the LULZ

Jamrock: Read up on this "hoon" crap. These are some of the most jackbooted, Nazi-like laws I have ever heard of. Seriously, do they not have the concept of due process at all in Australia? A cop thinks that you have been using a vehicle "antisocially" and you are out that car, or even worse, it is crushed. Usually, though, it seems that they profit by holding it for ransom. farking insane

I agree. 20 years ago you'd have riots in the streets here if you proposed such a law. Now the nanny-staters have got the upper hand, backed by government anti-speeding propoganda that has convinced some people that idiotic laws like these are needed.

Farking revenue-hungry govt. It's a sad day when I'd rather be driving in the UK than here(*)

(*) Certain Kodak-cop free country roads excepted

It's the difference between a culture where driving is viewed as everyone's right to self expression and autonomy in their own car that expresses their individuality and a culture that views the use of publicly funded and maintained roads as a privilege not to be taken lightly.

its Australian for "people who didn't read the farking article"

John Nash: Hooning is revealing a single butt-cheek to another driver.

It's considered very offensive in Australia.

HA HA good one

RocketRod: Use "hot rodder" for "hoon" if you have trouble understanding other cultures, bubblemitter.

[That's the joke]

/Australians talk funny

dead_dangler: Why does everything in Australia have such a gay sounding name?

Nibbles?
Bikie gang?
Hooning?
Homoerotic anal rimjob?

Yup....

didgeridoo
brekkie
Chrissie
chokkie
fairy floss

/Funny things happen to a fella in the heat of the outback sun.

Spooning with a hooker?

Thank you... Thank you Toronto! It's great to be here!

TekSkek8: He's that handsome guy on the left with the throat pouch...



... is my dork showing?

/David Brin FTW

Came for umbles and sourballs. Leaving happy.

Hoon wants to know?

ZAZ: dj_bigbird

The state of Victoria is covered with speed cameras set to trigger at 3-5 km/h over the speed limit. They will steal from little girls in the name of road discipline. The government hates drivers.

WTF? "State law even allows seizures based on hearsay evidence." how is this even possible? "There is no appeal once the car is seized." Wow, anyone could accuse someone of being a hoon if they were so inclined, then sit back and laugh as someone's car is taken away.

Damn, I remember watching this cops show filmed in the 80s. They would set up a drug sting to bust people buying drugs. Guess what the cops were selling? Weed! That show pissed me off, some guy buying a little weed and the cops seize his car, ridicules.

As for repeat offenders, I can see seizing their car and giving the money to car crash victims, sounds like a good thing. There's a lot of people on the roads now who should not be driving and deserve to have their car taken away, let alone those who race or smoke the tires.

/Got a C&I ticket once for smoking the tires and getting the car sideways, paid a lawyer and it magically transformed into a defective vehicle ticket.

darth_shatner: Jamrock: Read up on this "hoon" crap. These are some of the most jackbooted, Nazi-like laws I have ever heard of. Seriously, do they not have the concept of due process at all in Australia? A cop thinks that you have been using a vehicle "antisocially" and you are out that car, or even worse, it is crushed. Usually, though, it seems that they profit by holding it for ransom. farking insane

I agree. 20 years ago you'd have riots in the streets here if you proposed such a law. Now the nanny-staters have got the upper hand, backed by government anti-speeding propoganda that has convinced some people that idiotic laws like these are needed.

Farking revenue-hungry govt. It's a sad day when I'd rather be driving in the UK than here(*)

(*) Certain Kodak-cop free country roads excepted

One of the best movies ever! And I'm from the US. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP2ETTw57Gs

giz us a hoon on your missus

ZAZ : So if I should ever be so unfortunate as to have to drive in Victoria under no circumstances should I stop for police. Ram the roadblock if need be.

This. So you don't have a license to take away, and they'll destroy your car anyway if you stop... What motivation, exactly, do you have to stop for the bacon? I'ma guess "civic duty" doesn't top that list.

And for those without a clue, "Hoon" just means "ricer-boy", or for you Ozzy progenitors, something like "chav" (For those who know what all three mean, do the Brits have a word more specific than that in this case?)

John Nash: Hooning is revealing a single butt-cheek to another driver.

It's considered very offensive in Australia.

I can see why it would be offensive. You'd have to be really pissed off to make the effort to expose just one butt cheek.

My response would be to have a few throwaway cars that I wouldn't care about being seized. Something like a crapped out Holden Cavalier or Ford Focus. Why Hoon with something nice?

/I'm just here for the gasoline