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(Independent)   How do you get that promotion over your work-rival? Go straight to C) Plant child porn on his computer and call the cops   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
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2010-07-28 03:18:27 PM  
Weiner, said to be "a wizard" on the computer, was himself arrested the following year after a mobile used to make the anonymous call was traced to him.

It takes a wizard to take a CD of kiddie porn, put it on a computer, and mail the CD to the police. A wizard I tell you!
 
2010-07-28 04:13:24 PM  
This is why you lock your workstation and, preferably, your office.
 
2010-07-28 04:14:16 PM  
For those of you who don't know how to "lock your workstation," there's a quick keyboard shortcut: Ctrl-Alt-Down arrow.
 
2010-07-28 04:49:43 PM  
This is why you lock your workstation and, preferably, your office.

Um, if you're "a wizard" on the computer, it's not too hard to get around a locked windows machine:

http://lifehacker.com/232963/screenshot-tour-how-to-crack-a-windows-pa​ssword-wi t h-ophcrack-live-cd
 
2010-07-28 04:51:31 PM  
Weiner, said to be "a wizard" on the computer, was himself arrested the following year after a mobile used to make the anonymous call was traced to him.

It took the cops a year to figure all this out? Jesus...

Also:

Mr Milne said some of the images were level 4, the second highest in seriousness.

He's actually a level 5 pederast, he won't jerk it to anything that won't get him executed.
 
2010-07-28 04:53:29 PM  
Mr. Wiener is a huge dick.
 
2010-07-28 04:53:48 PM  

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!



/in b4 404!
 
2010-07-28 04:54:14 PM  
yep. Ophcrack liveCD is awesome, saved a couple people's bacon with it. And a "wizard" who uses a mobile phone, instead of an anonymous land like, like a bar phone or pay phone? That isn't a wizard, that is an idiot. Hell, you get more anonymity with an anonymous vpn and a throwaway Skype account.
 
2010-07-28 04:54:31 PM  

xanadian: For those of you who don't know how to "lock your workstation," there's a quick keyboard shortcut: Ctrl-Alt-Down arrow.


YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!

/Nothing happened
 
2010-07-28 04:54:43 PM  

djfitz: This is why you lock your workstation and, preferably, your office.

Um, if you're "a wizard" on the computer, it's not too hard to get around a locked windows machine:

http://lifehacker.com/232963/screenshot-tour-how-to-crack-a-windows-pa​ssword-wi t h-ophcrack-live-cd


I prefer Konboot. Why crack the password when you can just bypass it? Anyway, every "wizard" knows that physical access trumps nearly everything. Hence locking the office.
 
2010-07-28 04:55:07 PM  

xanadian: For those of you who don't know how to "lock your workstation," there's a quick keyboard shortcut: Ctrl-Alt-Down arrow.


Or Start-L.
 
2010-07-28 04:56:49 PM  
FTFA

Mr Thompson had discovered Weiner getting paid overtime for doing jobs he was not qualified to do, said Mr Milne.


**Snert

Also, there are levels of kiddie pron images?
 
2010-07-28 04:59:01 PM  
I bet this strategy has worked a few times.
 
2010-07-28 04:59:10 PM  
I've learned two things from the story.
1: If I plan on planting child-porn on a work colleagues computer, don't tell a co-worker about the plan. He might tell some chicks.

2: If I get caught with child-porn on my computer, plead ignorance. "I don't know how to use the internet!".
 
2010-07-28 04:59:25 PM  
What a weiner!
 
2010-07-28 05:00:44 PM  

Diabolus Vipero: djfitz: This is why you lock your workstation and, preferably, your office.

Um, if you're "a wizard" on the computer, it's not too hard to get around a locked windows machine:

http://lifehacker.com/232963/screenshot-tour-how-to-crack-a-windows-pa​ssword-wi t h-ophcrack-live-cd

I prefer Konboot. Why crack the password when you can just bypass it? Anyway, every "wizard" knows that physical access trumps nearly everything. Hence locking the office.


Not everyone has an office. Unlucky cube dwellers don't have much to stop physical access.
 
2010-07-28 05:00:48 PM  

Savian: He's actually a level 5 pederast, he won't jerk it to anything that won't get him executed.


O.o level 5! That's when they start casting Fireball, right?
 
2010-07-28 05:01:08 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!


/in b4 404!


Mods are a sleep. Post KP:

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2010-07-28 05:02:12 PM  
TFA: Mr Milne said some of the images were level 4, the second highest in seriousness.

Wait, so child porn has levels now? I guess a 1 would be pictures of kids at the neighborhood pool, and 4 would be GOOFY TIME?
 
2010-07-28 05:04:21 PM  
Wiener
 
2010-07-28 05:04:43 PM  

Atomic belay: FTFA

Mr Thompson had discovered Weiner getting paid overtime for doing jobs he was not qualified to do, said Mr Milne.

**Snert

Also, there are levels of kiddie pron images?


Oddly enough, the COPINE 10-level scale just wasn't cutting it for UK sentencing, so they consolidated it:
UK Level 1 = COPINE Level 4-6
UK Level 2 = COPINE Level 7
UK Level 3 = COPINE Level 8
UK Level 4 = COPINE Level 9
UK Level 5 = COPINE Level 10

Actually, Weiner should be spending some serious time in prison, as well as a nice sex offender name tag, because UK level 4 means "grossly obscene pictures of sexual assault, involving penetrative sex, masturbation or oral sex, involving an adult."

Sick bastard.
 
2010-07-28 05:05:12 PM  
Yeah, they were planted... that's it.
 
2010-07-28 05:06:12 PM  

xanadian: For those of you who don't know how to "lock your workstation," there's a quick keyboard shortcut: Ctrl-Alt-Down arrow.


son of a biatch, I actually tried that ):
 
2010-07-28 05:06:18 PM  
He may have been a wizard with computers, but apparently not with mobile phones...
 
2010-07-28 05:07:59 PM  
If your going to do that then you should at least fill up the drive with zeros, delete some random files from their music collection, then copy the porn over and delete the zeros file. That way the porn will be dispersed throughout the used portion of the drive, not just at the very end. Gotta preserve file creation dates or make new, fake ones too.

/Not that I would know anything about that.
 
2010-07-28 05:08:12 PM  
i have a friend who claims he framed his old employer for planting child porn on his computer and then firing him. he said he got a huge payday from it for false termination. i didn't believe much he said to me, though.
 
2010-07-28 05:08:26 PM  

FormlessOne: Atomic belay: FTFA

Mr Thompson had discovered Weiner getting paid overtime for doing jobs he was not qualified to do, said Mr Milne.

**Snert

Also, there are levels of kiddie pron images?

Oddly enough, the COPINE 10-level scale just wasn't cutting it for UK sentencing, so they consolidated it:
UK Level 1 = COPINE Level 4-6
UK Level 2 = COPINE Level 7
UK Level 3 = COPINE Level 8
UK Level 4 = COPINE Level 9
UK Level 5 = COPINE Level 10

Actually, Weiner should be spending some serious time in prison, as well as a nice sex offender name tag, because UK level 4 means "grossly obscene pictures of sexual assault, involving penetrative sex, masturbation or oral sex, involving an adult."

Sick bastard.


hmm, interesting facts to know. I mean granted, anyone in possession of or distributing materials like that should burn in the 7th circle of hell, but I never really knew there were levels of legality behind it.
 
2010-07-28 05:09:45 PM  

marleymaniac: Wiener

 
2010-07-28 05:11:00 PM  
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2010-07-28 05:11:42 PM  

FormlessOne: Actually, Weiner should be spending some serious time in prison, as well as a nice sex offender name tag, because UK level 4 means "grossly obscene pictures of sexual assault, involving penetrative sex, masturbation or oral sex, involving an adult."


Jesus Christ. What the hell is level 5, then?
 
2010-07-28 05:12:43 PM  
Remember that in many workplaces you're considered a "computer wiz" if you don't refer to MS Office as "the Microsoft", so YMMV.
 
2010-07-28 05:14:00 PM  

Blasphemous Knave: FormlessOne: Actually, Weiner should be spending some serious time in prison, as well as a nice sex offender name tag, because UK level 4 means "grossly obscene pictures of sexual assault, involving penetrative sex, masturbation or oral sex, involving an adult."

Jesus Christ. What the hell is level 5, then?


Link
Careful, only watch while squinting.
 
2010-07-28 05:14:02 PM  
First glance, I thought subby's headline ready, "..Planet Child Porn.." and thought, "There's a website called that?".

/fresh from Dentist.
//vicodin
 
2010-07-28 05:14:28 PM  

Blasphemous Knave: FormlessOne: Actually, Weiner should be spending some serious time in prison, as well as a nice sex offender name tag, because UK level 4 means "grossly obscene pictures of sexual assault, involving penetrative sex, masturbation or oral sex, involving an adult."

Jesus Christ. What the hell is level 5, then?


The Finger of God.
 
2010-07-28 05:15:07 PM  

Blasphemous Knave: FormlessOne: Actually, Weiner should be spending some serious time in prison, as well as a nice sex offender name tag, because UK level 4 means "grossly obscene pictures of sexual assault, involving penetrative sex, masturbation or oral sex, involving an adult."

Jesus Christ. What the hell is level 5, then?


Probably Roman Polanski style forced rape, like when he handcuffed that girl that just came out against him recently. Or maybe torture or some kind of domination type thing.

Sad world we live in sometimes.
 
2010-07-28 05:16:00 PM  
So did he get fired anyway?
 
2010-07-28 05:16:04 PM  

Blasphemous Knave: FormlessOne: Actually, Weiner should be spending some serious time in prison, as well as a nice sex offender name tag, because UK level 4 means "grossly obscene pictures of sexual assault, involving penetrative sex, masturbation or oral sex, involving an adult."

Jesus Christ. What the hell is level 5, then?


Level 5 is sadism and/or bestiality. The levels don't actually define legality, after all child porn is illegal no matter what, but they do help the judge decide the sentence.
 
2010-07-28 05:16:16 PM  
What does "Handyman" get promoted to?
 
2010-07-28 05:16:32 PM  

mfsteve: The Angry Hand of God: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

/in b4 404!

Mods are a sleep. Post KP:


Okay.
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2010-07-28 05:16:56 PM  

Walker: Weiner, said to be "a wizard" on the computer, was himself arrested the following year after a mobile used to make the anonymous call was traced to him.

It takes a wizard to take a CD of kiddie porn, put it on a computer, and mail the CD to the police. A wizard I tell you!


Create object, invisibility, mage hand.
 
2010-07-28 05:17:23 PM  
What is truly disturbing is that people get paid to sit around and apparently 'level' child pornography images.

Sick Government Employee 1: Hey Bob, does this look like a cawk and a vah-jay?

Sick Government Employee 2: Hmmmm, not sure, it could be the lighting.... ENLARGE IMAGE!

Sick Government Employee 1: Whaddya Think?

Sick Government Employee 2:Still can't be sure

Sick Government Employee 1:Level 3?

Sick Government Employee 2:I'd say 4

Sick Government Employee 1: I Better get Sam in here to be sure

Sam: Sup guys

Sick Government Employee 1: Hey Sam does this look like a cawk?

/wash, rinse, repeat. . . fap?
 
2010-07-28 05:17:29 PM  

Walker: Weiner, said to be "a wizard" on the computer, was himself arrested the following year after a mobile used to make the anonymous call was traced to him.

It takes a wizard to take a CD of kiddie porn, put it on a computer, and mail the CD to the police. A wizard I tell you!


"I'm using the wax not the CD!" - Mike D.
 
2010-07-28 05:17:32 PM  

Ed Grubermann: mfsteve: The Angry Hand of God: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

/in b4 404!

Mods are a sleep. Post KP:

Okay.


i294.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2010-07-28 05:18:20 PM  
I'm absolutely shocked the local DA didn't bury the evidence and prosecute just to get a child porn conviction merit badge
 
2010-07-28 05:19:40 PM  

djfitz: Diabolus Vipero: djfitz: This is why you lock your workstation and, preferably, your office.

Um, if you're "a wizard" on the computer, it's not too hard to get around a locked windows machine:

http://lifehacker.com/232963/screenshot-tour-how-to-crack-a-windows-pa​ssword-wi t h-ophcrack-live-cd

I prefer Konboot. Why crack the password when you can just bypass it? Anyway, every "wizard" knows that physical access trumps nearly everything. Hence locking the office.

Not everyone has an office. Unlucky cube dwellers don't have much to stop physical access.


As insane as it sounds, you could get an alarm clock radio with a camera. I had a really close friend who knew one of her coworkers had some kind of subtle yet disturbing problem with her. She bought one of those things and caught him moving papers around her file cabinet (just farking up her stuff, really, or maybe looking for something, but nothing as extreme as this).

She didn't get him fired, but it was enough to show he was a nutcase and she didn't have to worry about it as much. Until he blows up her car or something.

anyway, my point is that you usually have a good guy feeling about these weirdos. You can take a step to protect yourself. Know the laws (usually just recording video is OK). If you're afraid someone will accuse you of sexual harassment, or you work with kids, or you just want some piece of mind, there are some ways to protect yourself.
 
2010-07-28 05:20:10 PM  
COPINE level ?

COPINE means 'girlfriend' in French.
 
2010-07-28 05:20:55 PM  

Cytokine Storm:

Jesus Christ. What the hell is level 5, then?

The Finger of God.


Awesome.

/Saw that movie the other day. Hasn't aged well.
 
2010-07-28 05:20:59 PM  

mfsteve: The Angry Hand of God: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!


/in b4 404!

Mods are a sleep. Post KP:

i029.radikal.ruView Full Size
 
2010-07-28 05:21:34 PM  
For those not that computer smart, the wavy flag key and L will do a screen lock.
 
2010-07-28 05:21:38 PM  
A friend had to fire one of her best contractors because the proxy logs showed his workstation was accessing porn.

Difficulty: It was after hours and while said contractor was out of town on vacation.

Basically the guy was let go because someone on the cleaning crew was surfing porn on his unsecured workstation.

Lock your workstations, people!
 
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