Subby spelled "replacement" wrong. Like, way off.

Or perhaps he meant hip hops-tour and she's touring microbreweries?

I think he meant hippity hop. She does like to reinvent herself, and she hasn't worked this into her shows yet.

Madonna,

Please retire from music and take it easy (cut your time at the gym in half). You've earned it. Spend the rest of your life doing fund raisers and helping other musicians. i want you to be remembered in a positive light, as a humanitarian or some such. Not as the gristle monster than didn't know when to quit.

jakomo002: Subby spelled "replacement" wrong. Like, way off.

+1 Funny

Didn't she try this already? Does anyone remember her in a military getup with a flag waving behind her rapping about pilates, lattes and having a bunch of nannies and other crap like that?

/worked in a bar that played bad music videos for WAY too long
//thinks she should have been shot after the above video aired
///during halftime at the Super Bowl

Is this where she goes and tries to have sex with 50 Cent in NY, Common in Chi, Big boi in Atl, Snoop in LA, Too Short in Oakland and Scarface in TX?

hip hop to the colostomy bag shop

I eat mop, hip hop
to the colostomy bag shop

pretty good verse