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Royale With Cheese
2010-07-27 11:40:05 PM
And sometimes it is.
 
Yakivegas
2010-07-27 11:41:11 PM
Or is it?
 
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2010-07-27 11:41:45 PM
Nicholas Cage unavailable for comment.
 
rudman13
2010-07-27 11:42:10 PM
It is if they're Africanized
 
kitryne
2010-07-27 11:42:10 PM
Man, I walked into a swarm once. That shiat is skeery.
 
Knucklepopper
2010-07-27 11:42:24 PM
wow. I didn't expect this to happen.
 
EmployeeOfTheMinute
2010-07-27 11:42:43 PM
tvmedia.ign.com
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2010-07-27 11:42:51 PM
FTFA: TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Wow. That's some stinging journalism right there! I wonder what a swarm of angry looks like?
 
imbrial
2010-07-27 11:42:53 PM
"Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson."

Oh noes! These bees will accidentally us all!

/we're coovered in them
 
Santas90si
2010-07-27 11:43:06 PM
eat less shrimp. more pussy
 
vegastar
2010-07-27 11:43:13 PM
TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Swarm of angry? Were they tea-baggers?
 
geometer
2010-07-27 11:44:03 PM
OH NOS!!11!TEH BEEZ ISIN APRARTMENTS!!!

/Close all the ports?
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2010-07-27 11:44:09 PM
Nice alignment on the breaking news text overlay.
 
Foxxinnia
2010-07-27 11:45:08 PM
I'm glad I don't live in those aprartments.
 
Barakku
2010-07-27 11:45:08 PM
TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Dear god, they're swarming, angry (bees) that are...on fire?!
 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2010-07-27 11:45:18 PM
YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM
 
Raptor Jesus
2010-07-27 11:45:27 PM
images.dailyfill.com
 
MrMaxwell
2010-07-27 11:45:34 PM
A swarm of angry at an apartment?
 
studebaker hoch
2010-07-27 11:45:35 PM
Not all of this is actual Internet.
 
Knucklepopper
2010-07-27 11:45:39 PM
It's on the front page of every news source in Tucson. I feel embarrassed.
 
jjorsett
2010-07-27 11:45:49 PM
It's news and it's breaking. Q.E.D.
 
Yummy
2010-07-27 11:45:51 PM
Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Wow. That's some stinging journalism right there! I wonder what a swarm of angry looks like?

This.
 
Norad [TotalFark]
2010-07-27 11:45:59 PM
Someone's trying to justify a paycheck with this shiat.
 
Foxxinnia
2010-07-27 11:46:04 PM
Oh it's not "Breaking news" it's just "3reaking news".
 
Fuller
2010-07-27 11:46:43 PM
Where do we get these placebos?
Maybe there's some in this truck!
I'm cured!
I mean, ow!
 
4chan Ambassador
2010-07-27 11:47:04 PM
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paradroid
2010-07-27 11:47:22 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
Gosling
2010-07-27 11:47:52 PM
Well, a swarm of something. That qualifies as a plague, right? Please?
 
figment of own imagination
2010-07-27 11:47:56 PM
breaking... breaking... broken!
 
glenlivid
2010-07-27 11:48:33 PM
Arizona is all about the bee attacks. Either bees are serious down there or they think they are...either way "bees" is just code for Mexicans.
 
jjorsett
2010-07-27 11:48:43 PM
How did they determine the bees were angry? Maybe they're just excited about their new apartment.
 
Kar98
2010-07-27 11:49:16 PM
i28.tinypic.com
 
DeCypher44
2010-07-27 11:49:22 PM
Diet Shasta Cola fizzed out of my nostrils when I read that BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
 
sammiejunkmail [TotalFark]
2010-07-27 11:49:27 PM
Ewwwwww how scary a swarm of angry, what did they forget to give the police the right to harass brown people?
 
shadow9
2010-07-27 11:49:27 PM
swarm of angry? SWARM OF ANGRY?!?!!?!? AHHHHH!!!!!! BEEEEEEEEES!

this sounds like the plot of one of those crappy movies on the Sci-Fi channel. forget OctoShark, theres a swarm of ANGRY!!!
 
Jonathan Hohensee
2010-07-27 11:51:11 PM
This just in! Police are reporting that there is a man on top of a apartments, ready to jump. I'm told he is possibly Ol' Dirty, a member of the Wu Tang clan. The police suspect that there is some connection between this old dirty man, and the killer bees.
 
Kwai Lo
2010-07-27 11:51:17 PM
The Bubblemen Are Coming.
 
ariseatex
2010-07-27 11:51:28 PM
Given how fatal Africanized killer bee swarms can be, and given how in southern Arizona the only bees left are Africanized, yes, this is breaking news.
 
pseydtonne
2010-07-27 11:52:08 PM
Why did I laugh so hard? The more I tried to read, the more I was like...

...bees! That's news? What, don't they have slow-mo car chases in Tucson?

Other upcoming headlines:

"Man runs out of ketchup, flips out at supermarket"
"Therapeutic dogs in B.C." ...oh wait.
"Your fly: is it down?"
 
bobbarker02
2010-07-27 11:52:25 PM
Headline on the front page of Breitbart calls them Africanized, demands to know why only white people have been stung.
 
Interrupted Infinitum
2010-07-27 11:52:46 PM
FTFA: TFD official Trish Tracy.


At least we can rest easy knowing a TFette is there to combat this deadly foe.
 
Knucklepopper
2010-07-27 11:53:20 PM
i53.photobucket.com
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2010-07-27 11:53:31 PM
But are they in the U.S. legally?
 
Cerridwen
2010-07-27 11:53:31 PM
Perhaps the bees shot out of a dog's mouth and that's why they were angry?
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2010-07-27 11:53:41 PM
Now all we gotta do is give them vuvuzal ... vavusa ... those things they were blowing on at the World Cup.

/giggity
 
soupbone
2010-07-27 11:53:48 PM
Let me float something out there, okay? Can I just say-- can I say something? There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe, put that in his bathroom.
 
skinink
2010-07-27 11:53:50 PM
Two bees or not two bees? Film at 11.
 
Birnone
2010-07-27 11:53:56 PM
Tell the bees to go back to where they came from.


/it was that or tell them to buzz off, I went topical humor on this one
 
Rann Xerox
2010-07-27 11:54:17 PM
Looks like the Syfy Channel has material for another craptastic movie.
 
praxis44241
2010-07-27 11:54:28 PM
An angry swarm of bees? As opposed to the friendly swarm of bees that open the door for you? You know, the ones that do your taxes and balance your checkbook?
Piss off a bee and you will have 500 others chasing you down.
 
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