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2010-07-27 11:40:05 PM  
And sometimes it is.
 
2010-07-27 11:41:11 PM  
Or is it?
 
2010-07-27 11:41:45 PM  
Nicholas Cage unavailable for comment.
 
2010-07-27 11:42:10 PM  
It is if they're Africanized
 
2010-07-27 11:42:10 PM  
Man, I walked into a swarm once. That shiat is skeery.
 
2010-07-27 11:42:24 PM  
wow. I didn't expect this to happen.
 
2010-07-27 11:42:43 PM  
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2010-07-27 11:42:51 PM  
FTFA: TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Wow. That's some stinging journalism right there! I wonder what a swarm of angry looks like?
 
2010-07-27 11:42:53 PM  
"Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson."

Oh noes! These bees will accidentally us all!

/we're coovered in them
 
2010-07-27 11:43:06 PM  
eat less shrimp. more pussy
 
2010-07-27 11:43:13 PM  
TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Swarm of angry? Were they tea-baggers?
 
2010-07-27 11:44:03 PM  
OH NOS!!11!TEH BEEZ ISIN APRARTMENTS!!!

/Close all the ports?
 
2010-07-27 11:44:09 PM  
Nice alignment on the breaking news text overlay.
 
2010-07-27 11:45:08 PM  
I'm glad I don't live in those aprartments.
 
2010-07-27 11:45:08 PM  
TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Dear god, they're swarming, angry (bees) that are...on fire?!
 
2010-07-27 11:45:18 PM  
YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM
 
2010-07-27 11:45:27 PM  
images.dailyfill.com
 
2010-07-27 11:45:34 PM  
A swarm of angry at an apartment?
 
2010-07-27 11:45:35 PM  
Not all of this is actual Internet.
 
2010-07-27 11:45:39 PM  
It's on the front page of every news source in Tucson. I feel embarrassed.
 
2010-07-27 11:45:49 PM  
It's news and it's breaking. Q.E.D.
 
2010-07-27 11:45:51 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: TUCSON - BREAKING NEWS - Tucson Fire officials are on the scene of a swarm of angry at an apartment complex on the southwest side of Tucson.

Wow. That's some stinging journalism right there! I wonder what a swarm of angry looks like?


This.
 
2010-07-27 11:45:59 PM  
Someone's trying to justify a paycheck with this shiat.
 
2010-07-27 11:46:04 PM  
Oh it's not "Breaking news" it's just "3reaking news".
 
2010-07-27 11:46:43 PM  
Where do we get these placebos?
Maybe there's some in this truck!
I'm cured!
I mean, ow!
 
2010-07-27 11:47:04 PM  
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2010-07-27 11:47:22 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-07-27 11:47:52 PM  
Well, a swarm of something. That qualifies as a plague, right? Please?
 
2010-07-27 11:47:56 PM  
breaking... breaking... broken!
 
2010-07-27 11:48:33 PM  
Arizona is all about the bee attacks. Either bees are serious down there or they think they are...either way "bees" is just code for Mexicans.
 
2010-07-27 11:48:43 PM  
How did they determine the bees were angry? Maybe they're just excited about their new apartment.
 
2010-07-27 11:49:16 PM  
i28.tinypic.com
 
2010-07-27 11:49:22 PM  
Diet Shasta Cola fizzed out of my nostrils when I read that BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
 
2010-07-27 11:49:27 PM  
Ewwwwww how scary a swarm of angry, what did they forget to give the police the right to harass brown people?
 
2010-07-27 11:49:27 PM  
swarm of angry? SWARM OF ANGRY?!?!!?!? AHHHHH!!!!!! BEEEEEEEEES!

this sounds like the plot of one of those crappy movies on the Sci-Fi channel. forget OctoShark, theres a swarm of ANGRY!!!
 
2010-07-27 11:51:11 PM  
This just in! Police are reporting that there is a man on top of a apartments, ready to jump. I'm told he is possibly Ol' Dirty, a member of the Wu Tang clan. The police suspect that there is some connection between this old dirty man, and the killer bees.
 
2010-07-27 11:51:17 PM  
The Bubblemen Are Coming.
 
2010-07-27 11:51:28 PM  
Given how fatal Africanized killer bee swarms can be, and given how in southern Arizona the only bees left are Africanized, yes, this is breaking news.
 
2010-07-27 11:52:08 PM  
Why did I laugh so hard? The more I tried to read, the more I was like...

...bees! That's news? What, don't they have slow-mo car chases in Tucson?

Other upcoming headlines:

"Man runs out of ketchup, flips out at supermarket"
"Therapeutic dogs in B.C." ...oh wait.
"Your fly: is it down?"
 
2010-07-27 11:52:25 PM  
Headline on the front page of Breitbart calls them Africanized, demands to know why only white people have been stung.
 
2010-07-27 11:52:46 PM  
FTFA: TFD official Trish Tracy.


At least we can rest easy knowing a TFette is there to combat this deadly foe.
 
2010-07-27 11:53:20 PM  
i53.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-27 11:53:31 PM  
But are they in the U.S. legally?
 
2010-07-27 11:53:31 PM  
Perhaps the bees shot out of a dog's mouth and that's why they were angry?
 
2010-07-27 11:53:41 PM  
Now all we gotta do is give them vuvuzal ... vavusa ... those things they were blowing on at the World Cup.

/giggity
 
2010-07-27 11:53:48 PM  
Let me float something out there, okay? Can I just say-- can I say something? There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe, put that in his bathroom.
 
2010-07-27 11:53:50 PM  
Two bees or not two bees? Film at 11.
 
2010-07-27 11:53:56 PM  
Tell the bees to go back to where they came from.


/it was that or tell them to buzz off, I went topical humor on this one
 
2010-07-27 11:54:17 PM  
Looks like the Syfy Channel has material for another craptastic movie.
 
2010-07-27 11:54:28 PM  
An angry swarm of bees? As opposed to the friendly swarm of bees that open the door for you? You know, the ones that do your taxes and balance your checkbook?
Piss off a bee and you will have 500 others chasing you down.
 
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