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(The Morning Call)   Mom ends up in deep shiat after cleaning her bathroom with her son's toothbrush   (mcall.com) divider line 60
    More: Sick, Morning Call, feces, bathrooms, sons, mom, Deborah Woist  
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2010-07-27 05:57:17 PM  
Wow, what a shiatty thing to do.
 
2010-07-27 05:57:29 PM  
Out yourself subby. We know this is your mom and you are only trying for sympathy.
 
2010-07-27 05:57:48 PM  
He'll be fine, it's organic.
 
2010-07-27 05:59:13 PM  
Maybe the guy should clean his goddamn bathroom so his mom doesn't have to do it for him.
 
2010-07-27 05:59:23 PM  
The son, 26-year-old Justin Novack, called police claiming his mother applied feces to his tooth brush.

Afterward, he returned to the basement to troll the Politics tab.
 
2010-07-27 05:59:29 PM  
ironically, she had the shiat eating grin
 
2010-07-27 06:00:01 PM  
You know 4 out of 5 dentists recommend..
 
2010-07-27 06:00:08 PM  
Interestingly, this morning I found my toothbrush covered in mold:(
 
2010-07-27 06:01:06 PM  
If you're 26 and still living at home, a little poop on the toothbrush should be the least of your concerns.
 
2010-07-27 06:01:44 PM  
kidsizedcoffin: He'll be fine, it's organic.

And all natural.
 
2010-07-27 06:01:59 PM  
The son, 26-year-old Justin Novack, called police claiming his mother applied feces to his tooth brush.

26 ...I'd stick that tooth brush up his arse and tell him to GTFO of my house!
 
2010-07-27 06:03:16 PM  
No, no, you make HIM clean the bathroom with a tooth brush. So he'll learn to quit being 26 and living at home because home with mom sucks.
 
2010-07-27 06:03:29 PM  
Hell, I'd let them arrest me. I'd just be sure to ask the officers for a few minutes while I cancel the cable, electric and other bills, kick the kid out the door and take the keys with me. farking brat.
 
2010-07-27 06:04:09 PM  
colongate? I tried.
 
2010-07-27 06:04:27 PM  
Let's don't forget that 26 year winner called the farking police on his mother. Bet his birthday is going to be awkward.
 
2010-07-27 06:04:32 PM  
I remember when I joined the Army. We were at the airport buying spare toothbrushes thinking that our future Drill Sergeants were legally able to make us use our tooth brushes to clean the latrine. That's because the guy we met at the recruiters told us that, and told us that when it comes to certain things, the Drill Sergeants can operate outside the rule of law.

Yeah, I completely said the same thing to the recruits I encountered at the recruiters station. Tradition and all that...
 
2010-07-27 06:04:38 PM  
This house has not seen any win for a number of years.
 
2010-07-27 06:04:39 PM  
Joke's on her, the son has used her toilet brush to brush his teeth for years!
 
2010-07-27 06:04:55 PM  
Quantumbunny: Wow, what a shiatty thing to do.

It's about the Woist thing she could have done.
 
2010-07-27 06:04:56 PM  
GodsTumor: The son, 26-year-old Justin Novack, called police claiming his mother applied feces to his tooth brush.

26 ...I'd stick that tooth brush up his arse and tell him to GTFO of my house!


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2010-07-27 06:05:11 PM  
rageaholic: colongate? I tried.

Crust?
 
2010-07-27 06:05:56 PM  
GodsTumor: The son, 26-year-old Justin Novack, called police claiming his mother applied feces to his tooth brush.

26 ...I'd stick that tooth brush up his arse and tell him to GTFO of my house!


Stuff sucks right now. I moved back home briefly to save up some money since my lease was over anyway and I found a temp job close to my hometown. And I have plenty of friends with jobs that just aren't paying as well - or who have decent degrees but can't find much of anything - who have moved back too. Some for a summer, some going on a few years now (I got out way before that at least).

However, I also cleaned the house, kept up the yard, cooked dinner about half the week and bought groceries, and sure as HELL didn't leave a bathroom uncleaned for 2 months. And if I had, I'd just STFU and buy a new toothbrush instead of calling the effing cops.

This kid sounds like a douche.
 
2010-07-27 06:06:42 PM  
I thought people only did as the last thing before they move out where they had really annoying room mates.
 
2010-07-27 06:06:56 PM  
GodsTumor: The son, 26-year-old Justin Novack, called police claiming his mother applied feces to his tooth brush.

26 ...I'd stick that tooth brush up his arse and tell him to GTFO of my house!


Is is that dude from I love New York?
 
2010-07-27 06:07:56 PM  
rageaholic: colongate? I tried.

fecrest
anal-fresh
arm & hammer & shiat
oral-h
poopthpaste!
 
2010-07-27 06:13:02 PM  
woist.mom.evar.
 
2010-07-27 06:14:20 PM  
...aaaand they all their names in the paper. Perhaps Maury will devote an entire episode to the matter, and the audience will holler out names to the fine citizen, mother or son, whose judgment and character is most besmirched by their actions.
 
2010-07-27 06:14:52 PM  
Haha, I did this to a roommate who really pissed me off a few years ago. It was so wrong but it felt soooooo good. I felt almost a little bad when she got this mysterious stomach flu that made her puke for week....maaawwwwhhhhaaaaa haaaaaaa!
 
2010-07-27 06:17:53 PM  
How did he find out? Did she not even rinse it off first?

//and was this actually intentional? That sounds more like an absent-minded mistake, or subconscious revenge..
 
2010-07-27 06:18:07 PM  
pooh121: Haha, I did this to a roommate who really pissed me off a few years ago. It was so wrong but it felt soooooo good. I felt almost a little bad when she got this mysterious stomach flu that made her puke for week....maaawwwwhhhhaaaaa haaaaaaa!

from:

when logins and comments match, vol. #2
 
2010-07-27 06:22:17 PM  
pooh121: Haha, I did this to a roommate who really pissed me off a few years ago. It was so wrong but it felt soooooo good. I felt almost a little bad when she got this mysterious stomach flu that made her puke for week....maaawwwwhhhhaaaaa haaaaaaa!

And your user-name is pooh, you magnificent bastard!
 
2010-07-27 06:29:38 PM  
I once knew a woman who did this to her husband. He'd been beating her, and before she broke she scrubbed the hell out of the toilet with his toothbrush.

He ended up in the hospital with a severe case of giardiasis, and no idea about how he'd gotten it.

/csb, I know
//he deserved it, and yes, she left him
 
2010-07-27 06:32:23 PM  
Basil, this coffee toothbrush tastes like shiat!
 
2010-07-27 06:42:28 PM  
medius: rageaholic: colongate? I tried.

fecrest
anal-fresh
arm & hammer & shiat
oral-h
poopthpaste!



Ultra-Shiate
Poopsodent
Goats-Up
shiatsodyne
Strain
Terds of Mine
Pooplu
Crapst with Foulestan!
Oral-BM
Number-2
Flush-White
Icksterine
Poop Drops
Poopall
 
2010-07-27 06:43:26 PM  
zulius: Basil, this coffee toothbrush tastes like shiat!


Oh, I forgot, your brother already has the car!
 
2010-07-27 07:01:05 PM  
WeenerGord: Oral-BM

damn, nicely played
 
2010-07-27 07:09:01 PM  
kk. thats very interesting. how is this a matter for the police tho?
 
2010-07-27 07:09:43 PM  
God dammit. I was going to submit this.
 
2010-07-27 07:11:33 PM  
Reach Around
Bioteeming with Bacteria
Momsakoont
Vanina
Poopgate-Foulmolive with Advanced Sickening Formula!
Dookie (Dookie toothpaste is now Faulie!)
Crepsco
Purps Pees
Crapst Naturecalls Excretions with Pure Poopermint Oil!
AquaFlush
McStains
and
Brush your breath, brush your breath, brush your breath with ShiateStyne!

/This shiat is almost too easy.
//poopdium foulyl shiatfite
 
2010-07-27 07:12:20 PM  
you're now my favorite[d] turd, shiatface
 
2010-07-27 07:15:09 PM  
I know a guy who did this to the guy that his ex was cheating on him with. He got a curious phone call several days later asking if he had gotten sick with anything, because Other Guy had apparently come down with a severe case of the runs.


crispycris: kk. thats very interesting. how is this a matter for the police tho?

Assault, with a biological agent no less.
 
2010-07-27 07:17:09 PM  
medius: WeenerGord: Oral-BM

damn, nicely played


*bows*
 
2010-07-27 07:20:18 PM  
Ma! The meatloaf!
 
2010-07-27 07:51:48 PM  
I did this to an ex who was cheating on me, but it wasn't nearly as satisfying spraying jalapeno juice in the crotch of every single pair of boxers in his underwear drawer.
 
2010-07-27 08:06:25 PM  
Like in most of life, I remember the Seinfeld episode.
 
2010-07-27 08:11:14 PM  
She did this after finding out he had taken her dentures and scraped the shiat stains out of his boxers.
 
2010-07-27 08:44:06 PM  
See My Az Go: I did this to an ex who was cheating on me, but it wasn't nearly as satisfying spraying jalapeno juice in the crotch of every single pair of boxers in his underwear drawer.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
 
2010-07-27 08:46:09 PM  
Thank you adart
 
2010-07-27 08:46:11 PM  
I think this is called GTFO of the house at 26. Take the hint, kid. And don't be a douche and call the cops on your mom. You probably didn't clean the bathroom in return for the free rent and she finally got sick of it.
 
2010-07-27 08:58:34 PM  
 
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