she is a GREAT singer (new window). She is also batshiat crazy.

She was awesome in the Wes Anderson Spider-Man parody.

She was in that movie Duets about 10 years ago and she did a pretty decent version of Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me) by The Temptations. It wasn't the original, but it wasn't shiat either. She also did Crusin' with Huey Lewis.

I guarantee this will be a hit on the country charts.

That being said, it was awful.

Paltrow is the good looking one whom I never got into. I used to confuse her with Thurman, who is the droopy looking one whom I never got into.

If only someone else in her family sang...

wpmulligan: Paltrow is the good looking one whom I never got into. I used to confuse her with Thurman, who is the droopy looking one whom I never got into.

I thought we were supposed to confuse her with Cameron Diaz.
This is no worse than the 70s MOR crap that passes for country on the radio now, I hafta say. Assuming this is her singing.

El Freak: RodneyAChance: This is no worse than the 70s MOR crap that passes for country on the radio now, I hafta say.

That's kinda like saying "well, it's no worse than having ass cancer".

Oh, I suppose Gwyneth is better than ass cancer. But not by much.

She's got a great voice. If I liked this type of music, I might actually like this song.

I'd rather listen to something by her husband though.

(yes yes, youknowhowIcantellyourgay.jpg)

DJanomaly: She's got a great voice. If I liked this type of music, I might actually like this song.

I'd rather listen to something by her husband though.

(yes yes, youknowhowIcantellyourgay.jpg)

Trust me, I know Saint Peter won't call my name, either.

/not sure if obvious...

If you look in the dictionary under "insipid" there is a picture of Gweneth Paltrow.

yeah...she may be smug but...

wpmulligan: Paltrow is the good looking one whom I never got into. I used to confuse her with Thurman, who is the droopy looking one whom I never got into.

Maybe gay?

(People whom I admire) (People who perform Country music)


Two groups that never overlap.

Just all settle that the majority of hollywood types are batshiat crazy. Good? Good.
Now, this chick is hot. She can sing. And ALL of you, ALL of you would let her eat crackers in bed. Except you bent for the rent/trollin for colon ones... and you'd wreck her so bad, Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it! (that line borrowed from another thread)

I saw her on some sort of culinary tour of Italy program with Mario Batalli and she had all the personality of a wet towel.

savage henry: wpmulligan: Paltrow is the good looking one whom I never got into. I used to confuse her with Thurman, who is the droopy looking one whom I never got into.

Maybe gay?

Thanks for the offer, but that's not how I roll.

Well, she's actually got two chart hits here in Australia - one of them was number one and all. For what it's worth.

wpmulligan: savage henry: wpmulligan: Paltrow is the good looking one whom I never got into. I used to confuse her with Thurman, who is the droopy looking one whom I never got into.

Maybe gay?

Thanks for the offer, but that's not how I roll.

All evidence to the contrary...

Zooey Deschanel has a second career as an indy singer, in a duo called She & Him with M. Ward.

I can't listen to it, I think she's awful.

bingethinker: I'm guessing Subby is one of those losers who think anyone good looking and successful is "smug".

...as opposed to being one of those losers who makes fun of other posters on FARK?

/which, I guess, now includes me as well.

'Smugly vacuous/vacuous smug' is the only term that describes her but talentless, average looking, brain-dead actress' would do in a pinch.