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(IOL.co.za)   900-year old Mick Jagger wonders out loud why men throw underpants at him during concert   (iol.co.za) divider line 68
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peter_hook
2003-06-06 01:06:54 AM
Why didn't you call me Mick? I left my phone # in the waistband!
 
MrBigglesworth
2003-06-06 01:07:20 AM
<---whats up with all the Asian Chix0rs?

When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not!
 
peter_hook
2003-06-06 01:08:02 AM
I guess only Asians are single these days?
 
2DShooter
2003-06-06 01:08:17 AM
Drittes Post...tut mir leid, das ich der Erste nicht bin...
 
Outlaw2097
2003-06-06 01:09:07 AM
...so he can change the ones he crapped in...
 
thoughtbandit
2003-06-06 01:09:29 AM
yes, this asian is. I want my picture to be on the left. Have some random quote underneath like, "I like to wear women's clothing," or maybe something zombie related...
 
peter_hook
2003-06-06 01:09:35 AM
Limerick in

3...2...1
 
Angry Villain
2003-06-06 01:09:47 AM
Maybe it's because you poked David Bowie.
 
Nanookanano
2003-06-06 01:10:05 AM
Sorry Mick, only desperatly lonely gay men want to f-ck you now.
 
peter_hook
2003-06-06 01:10:31 AM
Thoughtbandit

Considering the quality of the taglines this past few weeks, I am sure it would be chosen just for its pure insanity.
 
Artmerlyn
2003-06-06 01:11:47 AM
xoxkbc13xox
More asian goodness...I'd hit it!
 
St_Ides
2003-06-06 01:12:06 AM
The next peron to post a limerick gets Richard Gere sent over to their house to sodomize them.
 
St_Ides
2003-06-06 01:12:45 AM
er... person.

Either way they get sodomized
 
Nanookanano
2003-06-06 01:13:51 AM
While starting his tour, our old Mick
Found himself cut to the quick
Girls no longer ante
his due share of panty
Now, all he is offered is dick
 
Vapid
2003-06-06 01:14:39 AM
Ever heard people claim the Stones beat the Beatles for title of best all around rocknroll band? Doesn't even seem close to me.
 
virtualsniper
2003-06-06 01:14:52 AM
Men's underpants! heh, He got off pretty good, I was thinking there would have been a lot of Attends Diaper.
 
productiveslacker
2003-06-06 01:15:16 AM
what do people throw on stage to the band Stain'd?
 
St_Ides
2003-06-06 01:15:17 AM
Nanookanano

Richard Gere has been dispatched.

I suggest large amounts of lube, and to hide any gerbils in the area.
 
Patent
2003-06-06 01:15:48 AM
There once was a farker by the name of St_Ides,
Who enjoyed sodomy, bondage, and being tied

It's not a limerick, it's a couplet.
 
grivas
2003-06-06 01:15:55 AM
What kinda panties get thrown at Mick these days?



Hmm.... depends...


grivas waits for the virtual hook to pull him offstage.
 
skinink
2003-06-06 01:16:36 AM

Hehe, Mick Jagger has turned into the Tom Jones of the gay world.


"900-year old Mick Jagger wonders out loud why men throw underpants at him during concert"
What a drag it is getting old...
 
St_Ides
2003-06-06 01:16:39 AM
Couplets are ok.

Limericks are not.


I enjoy a dirty couplet, despite its inaccuracies.
 
RadiationDude
2003-06-06 01:18:25 AM
06-06-03 01:08:17 AM 2DShooter

Drittes Post...tut mir leid, das ich der Erste nicht bin...

It should be dass (da) not das
 
Patent
2003-06-06 01:19:51 AM
Are haikus acceptable?

Mick Jagger, the man
Who enjoys women's panties
You're no Tom Jones, pal
 
RadiationDude
2003-06-06 01:19:55 AM
D'oh, I guess it won't put a scharfes es in.
 
Nanookanano
2003-06-06 01:21:40 AM
Hey Ides, at least it's a good limerick.
 
Anti_Freak_Machine [TotalFark]
2003-06-06 01:22:03 AM
I never threw my underware at him, but lets just say (for the sake of argument) that if someone were sending him...let's say...vials of blood, urine, and semen..that possibly ..maybe that might be me.
 
peter_hook
2003-06-06 01:22:11 AM
When you click that personals link, 3 of the 4 pix they show are Azn Ch1x0rz
 
peter_hook
2003-06-06 01:22:49 AM
Anti_Freak_Machine

What are you, some sort of football hooligan?
 
neapoi
2003-06-06 01:25:24 AM
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GAY
 
Trapezoid
2003-06-06 01:28:51 AM
There's obviously a huge market for asian broads...
 
the_swede
2003-06-06 01:29:20 AM
<-- What's up with this gray color? I don't like that shade of gray it should be #333333 or #CCCCCC, for heavens sake. People keep asking about the asian chicks. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GRAY COLOR??!!!
 
eyesonlyus
2003-06-06 01:30:26 AM
Same reason why fights break out in concert over who should smoke Keith Richards first.
 
Gelatinous
2003-06-06 01:31:41 AM
Hey MICK
here's a HINT:
 
Vegita6_13
2003-06-06 01:33:23 AM
Maybe Asian chicks are the only ones dumb enough to advertise themselves as desperate and available on Fark. . .
 
Good_Moleman_To_You
2003-06-06 01:33:44 AM
06-06-03 01:07:20 AM MrBigglesworth

When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not!

Not necessarily.

Arwen: Well over 900 years old and simply beautiful.

/nerd
 
Gelatinous
2003-06-06 01:36:03 AM
Anybody want to buy a dead rat?
 
TheLazyC
2003-06-06 01:42:27 AM
/background "Bring out your Dead"

/Keith to Mick "I'm not dead yet"

15:00:03
15:00:04
15:00:05
 
ApeMan
2003-06-06 01:44:16 AM
Thoughtbandit

yes, this asian is. I want my picture to be on the left. Have some random quote underneath like, "I like to wear women's clothing," or maybe something zombie related...

Zombies are popping up everywhere these days!

/hides brains
 
camelias
2003-06-06 01:44:57 AM
No women's underwear? I can say it is because he had got to be one of the most U-G-L-Y men out there. Not even the "bestest" Photoshop could make him un-ugly. *shudder*

Sorry Just my opinion.

~C
 
mgkbus
2003-06-06 01:52:07 AM
Awwwwww. Mick wasn't always ugly...
 
Quickdraw_McGraw
2003-06-06 01:57:49 AM
Why are the people that show up on those Fark personals never posting out here?

And those Y fronts, I bet they're Keef's..
 
Yesquite
2003-06-06 02:01:15 AM
Men may throw their tighty whities at Big Lips Rockstar.

However.

I am the Emperor of Japan.
 
Good_Moleman_To_You
2003-06-06 02:05:32 AM
Emperor, eh? Well I'm Clobbersaurus. All hail Emperor Clobbersaurus!
 
Trapezoid
2003-06-06 02:09:40 AM
Quickdraw_McGraw: That's because they're not really Farkers. See? NOTHING!
 
zoopc.com
2003-06-06 02:38:38 AM
that is a good question, but a better question would be what does Tome Jones do with all those Ladies Underware that gets thrown at him. Goodwill?
 
Young_Fart
2003-06-06 03:07:07 AM
I have never liked the Stones, and now I know why.
 
VideoVader
2003-06-06 03:49:08 AM
Phase 1: Throw underpants.
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!

Because somebody had to.
 
brianewart
2003-06-06 04:46:52 AM
I was at the Stones concert in september, in Foxboro, MA. I don't remember seeing any projectile boxers. Then again, I was in the nosebleeds.
 
tex
2003-06-06 04:47:17 AM
I dont mind the grey, its all the bloody pink colors i dont like.
 
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