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(Contact Music) Amusing Jay-Z's got 99 problems but finding a restroom ain't one   (contactmusic.com) divider line 15
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FreakinB [TotalFark]
2010-07-24 05:02:16 PM
FTFA: Jay-Z - who caused controversy when he became the first hip-hop artist to headline the world-famous Glastonbury festival in 2008 - has previously admitted he finds performing at multi-artist shows a "challenge."

He said: "At festivals, some people are there to see you, some people are there to see the act before you, some people have no idea who you are. So how do you take that audience of all those different people and make them focus on one point? That's the challenge."

As someone who isn't a rap fan and was at this year's Bonnaroo, I'd say he did amazingly well with that challenge. Probably my favorite set of the whole festival.
 
TimeWaste
2010-07-24 06:54:23 PM
He's so gangsta.
 
dholway [TotalFark]
2010-07-24 07:10:28 PM
R. Kelly brings his own toilet on tour, too. Her named is Karen.
 
Glitchwerks
2010-07-24 07:42:00 PM
dholway: R. Kelly brings his own toilet on tour, too. Her named is Karen.

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Linux_Yes [TotalFark]
2010-07-24 08:20:42 PM
His own personal sh*tter and paper, huh?


now all he needs is a Groom of the Stool.


so that is where he finds his music: the sh*tter!
 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark]
2010-07-24 08:21:57 PM
Link (new window)
 
funk_soul_bubby
2010-07-24 08:25:37 PM
dholway: R. Kelly brings his own toilet on tour, too. Her named is Karen.

Good stuff.
 
Elephant Talker
2010-07-24 09:20:25 PM
dholway: R. Kelly brings his own toilet on tour, too. Her named is Karen.

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AgentOrangeDrink
2010-07-24 09:51:50 PM
 
Now That's What I Call a Taco!
2010-07-24 11:55:40 PM
Most underrated "Unplugged" session evar. Seriously, the guy is a natural showman.
 
Dwight_Yeast
2010-07-25 12:07:35 AM
Linux_Yes: Link (new window)

We know what a "groom of the stool" is, you maroon.
 
blackheart666
2010-07-25 03:06:42 AM
Dwight_Yeast: Linux_Yes: Link (new window)

We know what a "groom of the stool" is, you maroon.

Yes, but not before you showed up.
 
bossuniversalAA
2010-07-25 01:11:39 PM
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invictus2
2010-07-25 04:40:02 PM
Nor is it for Fergie...

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GavinTheAlmighty
2010-07-26 11:08:58 AM
Saw him last October, he was outstanding. It was on Hallowe'en, and people were at the concert dressed up, and at the end of the set, he just started freestyling about everyone's costumes. Excellent.

If I was Jay-Z, I wouldn't even need a toilet. I'd just drop trou and piss wherever the hell I felt like it because, hey, I'm Jay-Z. Now excuse me while I pork Beyonce and wipe my mouth with hundred dollar bills.
 
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