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(Starpulse)   Hot female celebrities who are over 40. List fails for lack of Diane Lane and inclusion of reality skank   (starpulse.com) divider line 150
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2010-07-24 06:24:55 PM
Worst list ever.
 
2010-07-24 06:25:15 PM
The first over 40 hottie that popped into my head though was Jennifer Tilly. Then Jennifer Connelly popped into my head. She's only 39 though.

I could spend all day naming women that should be on the list. I'll stick with JT.

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2010-07-24 06:27:05 PM
bighasbeen: Oh yeah, and this:

HAHAHA! I might have beat ya if ImageShack wouldn't have froze up!
 
2010-07-24 06:32:11 PM
Whatthefark: bighasbeen: Oh yeah, and this:

HAHAHA! I might have beat ya if ImageShack wouldn't have froze up!


I think that means I get her before you do.

You know, 2 seconds until never vs. 1 second until never.
 
2010-07-24 06:38:11 PM
Over 40 ya say?

*ahem*

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-07-24 06:40:08 PM
turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Diane Lane is Asian American, like the Tillys (who are also hot over 40).

I agree with thamike: Um, what?

How is Diane Lane Asian American? Either you're mistaken, or my Google-fu (and my common sense with my eyes) is seriously weak.


Her granddaddy is Asian, she's of Asian extraction. That used to be all over the place. Like with Keanu Reeves or Wentworth Miller -- or Jennifer Beals, or Rashida Jones, or the Tillys -- once it's seen, it cannot be unseen. And ain't nothing wrong with that. As for 'common sense with eyes'...... are you American? If you ain't, nevermind. If you are, now you know American history's entire foundation is 'don't trust your eyes' meaning 'don't trust your expectations'.

Now, if Asians (unlike blacks and native americans) get to escape the one drop rule..... well, why? If you are Asian/Asian-American, can you chime in on that? If you ain't...... can any of the Asian/Asian-Americans chime in on that?
 
2010-07-24 06:44:29 PM
What the fark! No Whoopi Goldberg?
 
2010-07-24 06:45:12 PM
Is it unkind to point out that Lindsay Lohan is 24 and there is hardly a woman on this list that isn't ten times sexier than her?
 
2010-07-24 06:46:43 PM
Hempmonkey: Over 40 ya say?

*ahem*


Iew what is that.
 
2010-07-24 06:54:36 PM
Oh yeah, before I forget. One of my all time favorites, Daisy Fuentes. Forty three years gorgeous.

Ah screw it, I can't decide which pic to go with.
Here's her GIS page (new window)
 
2010-07-24 07:01:58 PM
JoePiscopoJr.: What the fark! No Whoopi Goldberg?

You, sir, will smoke a turd in Purgatory for that.
 
2010-07-24 07:07:25 PM
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Aniston

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Vanna White is also still looking good.
 
2010-07-24 07:14:48 PM
thamike: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ..... if they had included Diane Lane (who would have taken up the Asian slot, which is currently absent on the list)

Um, what?


I don't know. I kind of like the idea of Diane Lane taking up an Asian slot.
 
2010-07-24 07:15:19 PM
Without this hottie the list just isn't complete;

www.palzoo.net
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made you look
 
2010-07-24 07:42:34 PM
Well done for the Jennifer Tilly and Pauley Perette.

You make me proud, Fark
 
2010-07-24 07:43:54 PM
Michelle Pfeiffer
 
2010-07-24 07:47:24 PM
Am I the only one thinking Jennifer Tilly deserves a good proper farking?
 
2010-07-24 07:47:47 PM
indarwinsshadow: Without this hottie the list just isn't complete;


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made you look


Who farted ya'll?
 
2010-07-24 07:50:05 PM
MBA Whore: Am I the only one thinking Jennifer Tilly deserves a good proper farking?

"proper farking"

What, you going to ask her for a spot of tea before you commence relations? Maybe wear white gloves, a top hat, and a monocle?
 
2010-07-24 07:50:59 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: who would have taken up the Asian slot, which is currently absent on the list

Speaking of Asian slots...

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And here's another Lucy that deserves to be mentioned
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2010-07-24 08:12:50 PM
turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Diane Lane is Asian American, like the Tillys (who are also hot over 40).

I agree with thamike: Um, what?

How is Diane Lane Asian American? Either you're mistaken, or my Google-fu (and my common sense with my eyes) is seriously weak.


She's Caucasian. Duh.

/Cauc is a small island nation off the coast of Thailand, I believe.
 
2010-07-24 08:18:18 PM
Crudbucket: turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Diane Lane is Asian American, like the Tillys (who are also hot over 40).

I agree with thamike: Um, what?

How is Diane Lane Asian American? Either you're mistaken, or my Google-fu (and my common sense with my eyes) is seriously weak.

She's Caucasian. Duh.

/Cauc is a small island nation off the coast of Thailand, I believe.


Would it be fair to say you like Cauc?
 
2010-07-24 08:26:22 PM
blogs.e-rockford.com
 
2010-07-24 08:34:51 PM
johnnyboog: Hempmonkey: Over 40 ya say?

*ahem*

Iew what is that.


I hope you are trolling.. that's Abby from NCIS.. and I'd hit that.. and I'm not even gay..
 
2010-07-24 08:37:13 PM
boko: Lucy Li and Lucy Lawless pics


Nice job there Boko. Good choices.
 
2010-07-24 08:42:57 PM
dennysgod: Vanna White is also still looking good.

I've seen Vanna in person and she is in serious need of a sammich. Skinny as a rail and looks like a crack whore in person.

I'd also like to nominate Catherine Keener...So hot in a perpetual girl next door sort of way.
 
2010-07-24 08:54:11 PM
j68: List is 100% fail without...

[godawfulpicofmarisatomei.jpg]

I came here to say that. And that's the worst picture I've seen of her, and we're still right.
 
2010-07-24 09:01:42 PM
Plastic
 
2010-07-24 09:07:06 PM
images.easyart.com

www.whyfame.com

And happy 40th birthday to:
2.bp.blogspot.com

And some "THIS" for Marisa Tomei.
news.makemeheal.com
Plastic surgery done right.
 
2010-07-24 09:11:13 PM
i27.tinypic.com

woof.

/in my bunk.
 
2010-07-24 09:18:51 PM
There's too many deserving women over 40 not on this list to even let me take it seriously.

No Diane Lang, or Lucy Lu, or Monica Belucci, or a dozen other women already mentioned?

/list fail
 
2010-07-24 09:27:34 PM
semiotix: j68: List is 100% fail without...

[godawfulpicofmarisatomei.jpg]

I came here to say that. And that's the worst picture I've seen of her, and we're still right.


FTFY...how's this?

www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com
 
2010-07-24 09:57:25 PM
None of those women are remotely hot.

I know a lot of women over 40 who are hot... none are on that list.
 
2010-07-24 10:06:23 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: turbidum: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Diane Lane is Asian American, like the Tillys (who are also hot over 40).

I agree with thamike: Um, what?

How is Diane Lane Asian American? Either you're mistaken, or my Google-fu (and my common sense with my eyes) is seriously weak.

Her granddaddy is Asian, she's of Asian extraction. That used to be all over the place. Like with Keanu Reeves or Wentworth Miller -- or Jennifer Beals, or Rashida Jones, or the Tillys -- once it's seen, it cannot be unseen. And ain't nothing wrong with that. As for 'common sense with eyes'...... are you American? If you ain't, nevermind. If you are, now you know American history's entire foundation is 'don't trust your eyes' meaning 'don't trust your expectations'.

Now, if Asians (unlike blacks and native americans) get to escape the one drop rule..... well, why? If you are Asian/Asian-American, can you chime in on that? If you ain't...... can any of the Asian/Asian-Americans chime in on that?


Sorry, I was being facetious with the whole "common sense with my eyes" thing. I myself am half Japanese/half German and can usually spot other hapas/part-Asians.

That said, I'm still feeling [citation needed] about Diane Lane being part Asian. I've done a decent amount of googling, and can't turn anything up about it.

And as for the whole "one drop rule" (ugh, really? you gotta hark back to days of miscegenation?), I'm of several different thoughts:
- the history of race relations involving Asians in US society, especially as it pertains to intermarriage, is less fraught/loaded than the race relations involving blacks and Native Americans.
- with some of these people, it's not only several generations back (like with Wentworth Miller and Keanu Reeves), it's also with parents who have multiracial ancestry themselves.
- with others, it's what they present themselves as. e.g. my boyfriend calls himself black, but he is actually half white, a quarter Haitian, an eighth Blackfoot, and an eighth something else.
- a lot of times, annoyingly enough, it's how they're perceived and what they "pass as." Tiger Woods looks black and was proclaimed a black golf player by the media, despite the fact that he's only a quarter black (and half asian). Also, Obama's half black, half white (and was raised in a white, Hawaiian household), but he's called our "first black president."
- with some others, they're not really one thing or the other, they're multiethnic/multiracial/mixed race.

So, if Diane Lane is in fact a quarter or so Asian, I personally don't think she'd take up the "Asian slot" because (a) she's not perceived as Asian, (b) she doesn't look much other than white, and (c) her Asian ancestor is relatively distant. Jennifer Tilly, on the other hand, would count towards your quota. Yeah, pretty arbitrary, I know. Feel free to disagree.
 
2010-07-24 10:06:31 PM
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The one on the right.
 
2010-07-24 10:14:02 PM
boko: ExperianScaresCthulhu: who would have taken up the Asian slot, which is currently absent on the list

Speaking of Asian slots...



And here's another Lucy that deserves to be mentioned


Could never get past Liu's one eye desperately trying to escape her head.
 
2010-07-24 10:19:41 PM
mjbok: boko: ExperianScaresCthulhu: who would have taken up the Asian slot, which is currently absent on the list

Speaking of Asian slots...



And here's another Lucy that deserves to be mentioned

Could never get past Liu's one eye desperately trying to escape her head.


Hey, look on the bright side... if it does pop out of her head, you've got a new hole to fark!
 
2010-07-24 10:36:10 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: What did you think I was saying, though, thamike?

I thought you were saying that Diane Lane was Asian.
 
2010-07-24 10:38:33 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Her granddaddy is Asian, she's of Asian extraction. That used to be all over the place. Like with Keanu Reeves or Wentworth Miller -- or Jennifer Beals, or Rashida Jones, or the Tillys -- once it's seen, it cannot be unseen. And ain't nothing wrong with that. As for 'common sense with eyes'...... are you American? If you ain't, nevermind. If you are, now you know American history's entire foundation is 'don't trust your eyes' meaning 'don't trust your expectations'.

Now, if Asians (unlike blacks and native americans) get to escape the one drop rule..... well, why? If you are Asian/Asian-American, can you chime in on that? If you ain't...... can any of the Asian/Asian-Americans chime in on that?


Even more women that aren't Asian. Rashida Jones is the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton, for chrissake.
 
2010-07-24 10:43:59 PM
And no, there's absolutely nothing about Diane Lane having Asian grandparents.
 
2010-07-24 11:02:13 PM
Sun God: The one on the right.

Your right or my right?
 
2010-07-24 11:36:01 PM
Stacey Dash
 
2010-07-25 12:08:12 AM
Tia Carrera for the Asian slot
 
2010-07-25 12:15:31 AM
can't believe she is not on the list:

www.topnews.in
 
2010-07-25 12:23:44 AM
Sophie Marceau
Emmanuelle Beart
 
2010-07-25 12:33:37 AM
Kathy Griffin? Really? That's disgusting. Bad list, no dinner for you.
 
2010-07-25 12:36:14 AM
www.tvchitchat.net

i.fanpix.net

that is all
 
2010-07-25 12:46:54 AM
t3.gstatic.com


FILF.
 
2010-07-25 01:02:14 AM
Too ethnic, and Kathy Griffin?!?!
 
2010-07-25 01:19:56 AM
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