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(Starpulse)   Hot female celebrities who are over 40. List fails for lack of Diane Lane and inclusion of reality skank   (starpulse.com) divider line 150
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2010-07-24 04:27:46 PM
Finally, rich people paying for good plastic surgery.

/Ms. Spelling, I'm looking at you

//but not too long
 
2010-07-24 04:51:31 PM
Kathy Griffin made the list but Monica Belucci didn't? What the shiat is this?
 
2010-07-24 04:55:05 PM
this thread is relevant to my interests (since im currently banging numerous)
 
2010-07-24 04:55:29 PM
IrateShadow: Kathy Griffin made the list but Monica Belucci didn't? What the shiat is this?

The list is pretty arbitrary...a few obvious choices, and then it pretty much falls apart.

Sorry, Kathy Griffin is hot relative to what she looked like when she was younger, but relative to the rest of her age group in Hollywood, not so much.
 
2010-07-24 04:55:32 PM
KATHY GRIFFIN?
KIWF!

/in before the lock joke goes here
 
2010-07-24 04:55:36 PM
FTFA: There is probably an abundance of men who wish they were Ashton Kutcher - Demi Moore is the reason why.

No, and double no
 
2010-07-24 04:57:22 PM
Raquel Welch 69? Yes please.
 
2010-07-24 04:57:41 PM
IrateShadow: Kathy Griffin made the list but Monica Belucci didn't? What the shiat is this?

And Sheryl Crow 20 years ago wouldn't be in Halle, Monica, Salma or Diane's league today.

And I've never really been a Demi Moore fan.
 
2010-07-24 04:57:55 PM
Top Ten list of over rated for their hotness but still somewhat hittable female celebs.

/didn't count

Agree with subby and IrateShadow on their noted absences. Both are smoking hot.(the celebs they mentioned, not Subby and Irate....well, they could be...whatever)
 
2010-07-24 04:58:50 PM
James Scameron: KATHY GRIFFIN?
KIWF!

This! The 'Housewives' inmate I have so far avoid, but KG is among the most compelling arguments for compulsory euthanasia ever encountered by a sentient race.
 
2010-07-24 04:59:46 PM
Bears repeating: KATHY FARKING GRIFFIN?!?!?

www.starsmix.com

Glaring omission.
 
2010-07-24 05:02:42 PM
images.starpulse.com

www.topnews.in

/your welcome, subby
 
2010-07-24 05:05:06 PM
No Jennifer Beals? This list sucks balls.
 
2010-07-24 05:05:24 PM
KarlMaldensNose: /your you're welcome, subby

FTFM
 
2010-07-24 05:06:20 PM
After reviewing the list (in order)

Halle Berry
Demi Moore
Vanessa Williams
Toni Braxton
Salma Hayek
Kathy Griffin
Sheryl Crow
Holly Robinson Peete
Raquel Welch
Ramona Singer (who?)

..... if they had included Diane Lane (who would have taken up the Asian slot, which is currently absent on the list), the list would have had more non-whites who were 'hot over 40' than whites. When's the last time that happened, in any list?

Exactly. Never. Starpulse knew what they were doing. Kathy Griffin doesn't belong on the list, either, in spite of being a ginge. Holly Robinson Peete is on the list why now? Sure she's pretty, but what exactly has she done this year besides stand up for John David Duke Dick Meyers? There's more who could have been added to the list, of all races.
 
2010-07-24 05:15:55 PM
Erm....

imstars.aufeminin.com
 
2010-07-24 05:21:18 PM
IrateShadow: Kathy Griffin made the list but Monica Belucci didn't? What the shiat is this?

Kathy Griffin must have been chosen by Trolls. Don't doubt there aren't Troll voters.
 
2010-07-24 05:21:32 PM
No Betty White?

List fails.
 
j68
2010-07-24 05:22:10 PM
List is 100% fail without...

i29.tinypic.com
 
2010-07-24 05:22:12 PM
www.verumserum.com
 
2010-07-24 05:25:59 PM
Erm...

img826.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-24 05:29:00 PM
No Monica Bellucci?
 
2010-07-24 05:30:33 PM
So Kathy Griffin writes lists for StarPulse now?
 
2010-07-24 05:31:23 PM
i793.photobucket.com

does it
 
2010-07-24 05:32:47 PM
All good additions, farkers. Except for Tina Fey.

/thank god they didn't put Helen Mirren on the list
//is it trolling if you believe it's true?
 
2010-07-24 05:33:13 PM
I'm a chick and even I sometimes want to grab Salma Hayek's chest. She's both beautiful and sexy.
 
2010-07-24 05:34:23 PM
Wha? No Sarah Palin?

No Betty White
 
2010-07-24 05:36:11 PM
Connie Nielsen
www.celebri.ro

Monica Bellucci
upload.wikimedia.org

Both 45 (though a little younger when those pics were taken, obviously).
 
2010-07-24 05:38:34 PM
crazy cat: I'm a chick and even I sometimes want to grab Salma Hayek's chest. She's both beautiful and sexy.

I'm a chick and yet I'd shake Julianne Moore like a farking Etch-a-Sketch, if given the chance.
 
2010-07-24 05:44:07 PM
lushmore: All good additions, farkers. Except for Tina Fey.

/thank god they didn't put Helen Mirren on the list
//is it trolling if you believe it's true?


I almost bit. Anyway, I'm surprised no one mentioned Joan Allen.
 
2010-07-24 05:46:03 PM
You know what, as annoying as she can be, I'd still give it to Kathy Griffin. I mean, I know I'm not of the right ethnic background for her preferences, and some of her comedy can be annoying, but for an old lady she isn't too bad lookin'.
 
2010-07-24 05:47:32 PM
phenn: crazy cat: I'm a chick and even I sometimes want to grab Salma Hayek's chest. She's both beautiful and sexy.

I'm a chick and yet I'd shake Julianne Moore like a farking Etch-a-Sketch, if given the chance.


Ha! I'm stealing that one.
 
2010-07-24 05:47:45 PM
rickycal78: You know what, as annoying as she can be, I'd still give it to Kathy Griffin. I mean, I know I'm not of the right ethnic background for her preferences, and some of her comedy can be annoying, but for an old lady she isn't too bad lookin'.

Who knew 'straight' was an ethnicity.
 
2010-07-24 05:50:00 PM
Kathy Griffin is funny but that description under her picture was ludicrous.
 
2010-07-24 05:50:36 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: ..... if they had included Diane Lane (who would have taken up the Asian slot, which is currently absent on the list)

Um, what?
 
2010-07-24 05:51:37 PM
No Amanda Tapping? 45 yrs old and still has it. I am dissapoint.
 
2010-07-24 05:55:59 PM
Unfortunately I find myself defending Kathy. I happened across photos the other day which I can't seem to find now of her done up ala Betty Paige in black Teddy and stockings and they made me feel funny in the pants.
 
2010-07-24 05:56:29 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: rickycal78: You know what, as annoying as she can be, I'd still give it to Kathy Griffin. I mean, I know I'm not of the right ethnic background for her preferences, and some of her comedy can be annoying, but for an old lady she isn't too bad lookin'.

Who knew 'straight' was an ethnicity.


What? It's not like I plan on marrying her and having kids, or strolling down the beach with her having meaningful conversation. I'm talking about just plain ol' farking her, and for that, she appears to have a decent body for her age. It's not like I have to pay attention to anything she says.
 
2010-07-24 06:00:17 PM
No Mariska Hargitay?
 
2010-07-24 06:01:10 PM
IrateShadow: Kathy Griffin made the list but Monica Belucci didn't? What the shiat is this?

The list is apparently meant as a none-too-subtle sales pitch for "The Real Housewives of New York", apparently. The "target" is the last person in the list, obviously, so that you will unconsciously associate "cougar with hot body" with "twit from lame reality show." That's also why Kathy "I make Tori Spelling look good" Griffin's included in the list, too - she's a failed comedienne turned "Bravo TV metawhore."

Waste of a greenlight.
 
2010-07-24 06:02:39 PM
phenn: crazy cat: I'm a chick and even I sometimes want to grab Salma Hayek's chest. She's both beautiful and sexy.

I'm a chick and yet I'd shake Julianne Moore like a farking Etch-a-Sketch, if given the chance.


Same here on both counts! And no Susan Sarandon on the list?
 
2010-07-24 06:02:40 PM
thamike: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ..... if they had included Diane Lane (who would have taken up the Asian slot, which is currently absent on the list)

Um, what?


There are no Asian female celebrities in the 'hot over 40 list'. That's bullshiat. I could probably pull up some links from an old hard drive or two, and come up with several hot Asian female celebrities over 40 who deserve to be on that list. Be they mixed Asian or Asian Asian, there are too many not to be on that list. Diane Lane is Asian American, like the Tillys (who are also hot over 40). Any of them would have taken up the Asian slot which is missing from Starpulse's list. If any of them had appeared, the number of non-whites would have been higher than the number of whites, which... just doesn't happen in mainstream lists. Adding the reality star skank 'evens' the list out. That's all I'm saying.

Kathy stole the Ginge Spot from Julianne Moore. Could also probably find some more hot natural redheads over 40 for that list, again from an old hard drive.

The only thing I'm happy about that list is that there's more than one 'token black chick'. Another one of those 'never happens' things. The iffy thing is that Salma shouldn't be the only Latin chick. That's b.s., too. That list could have been expanded to fifty, easy.

What did you think I was saying, though, thamike?
 
2010-07-24 06:03:44 PM
IrateShadow: Kathy Griffin made the list but Monica Belucci didn't? What the shiat is this?

To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, Monica Bellucci is proof that there is a god and that he wants us to be happy.

www.topnews.in
usemycomputer.com
goremasterfx.files.wordpress.com
img.brothersoft.com

/also proves god's male and really doesn't mind all the fapping
 
2010-07-24 06:04:32 PM
rickycal78: ExperianScaresCthulhu: rickycal78: You know what, as annoying as she can be, I'd still give it to Kathy Griffin. I mean, I know I'm not of the right ethnic background for her preferences, and some of her comedy can be annoying, but for an old lady she isn't too bad lookin'.

Who knew 'straight' was an ethnicity.

What? It's not like I plan on marrying her and having kids, or strolling down the beach with her having meaningful conversation. I'm talking about just plain ol' farking her, and for that, she appears to have a decent body for her age. It's not like I have to pay attention to anything she says.


Naw, man. I was dissing Kathy, not you.
 
2010-07-24 06:06:03 PM
Bonanza Jellybean: Connie Nielsen

She lets Lars crawl all over her. That's gotta be a few demerits.
 
2010-07-24 06:06:58 PM
kenryoku_one: IrateShadow: Kathy Griffin made the list but Monica Belucci didn't? What the shiat is this?

To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, Monica Bellucci is proof that there is a god and that he wants us to be happy.

/also proves god's male and really doesn't mind all the fapping



Monica Belluci lost her hotness when she defended Roman Polanski's drugging and anal rape of a 13 year old little girl. A lot of people in the thread can get past that. I can't. :(
 
2010-07-24 06:11:01 PM
Where's Cuddy?
 
2010-07-24 06:22:26 PM
Fark has made lists of hawtness useless; these threads are always full of so much win.
 
2010-07-24 06:24:01 PM
Oh yeah, and this:

winninghand.net
 
2010-07-24 06:24:48 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Diane Lane is Asian American, like the Tillys (who are also hot over 40).

I agree with thamike: Um, what?

How is Diane Lane Asian American? Either you're mistaken, or my Google-fu (and my common sense with my eyes) is seriously weak.
 
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