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‘’ 2012-12-08 09:41:07 PM  
finger

banged
 
‘’ 2012-12-10 06:31:44 AM  

SteamyRain: From what you can remember, right? I've never been to NOLA, I need to fix that.


Like NOLA but it wears you out quick. I good for about 3 days then I am ready for something else.
 
‘’ 2012-12-10 12:46:34 PM  

medius: Do I know anyone in Mason, OH?

maybe they'll leave a message


oh, it was macy's

they never did leave a message

i had to do detective work to figure out i owed them money
 
‘’ 2012-12-10 07:48:02 PM  
First gym day in...uh, what's a gym?

Weighed out at 167#. Must not be drinking enough to maintain my wet weight of 177# from earlier this year. (Peaked at 179, if you recall, and why would you?)
 
‘’ 2012-12-10 09:16:47 PM  
central park in fall
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 08:57:15 AM  
I guess everyone is out Christmas shopping?
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 10:19:47 AM  
It's hard picking out gifts for you
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 11:50:17 AM  
She likes socks.
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 11:50:50 AM  
It's the thought that counts (bullshiat).
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 12:09:41 PM  
Xmas makes you stabby?
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 12:30:37 PM  
Milo, any new watches for Christmas? I got this.

img.photobucket.com
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 01:53:05 PM  
Nice!

I ordered a Nexus 7 so no watches for a while
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 03:22:45 PM  
Is 31 too young for me to go out with?
She's not cray cray.
Got big hooters.
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 03:34:12 PM  
That's reverse cat years right?
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 04:03:28 PM  
That watch would look great with a nice new pair of crocs from santa
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 05:38:19 PM  
Jax won't accept gifts from people younger than him
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 05:45:57 PM  
Well, that leaves God.

I'm not a big Christmas fan. Thanksgiving is the superior holiday.
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 06:14:01 PM  

SteamyRain: I guess everyone is out Christmas shopping?


anyone else read that as "Christmas pooping"?

no?

/i did hit my head rather hard earlier
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 06:15:03 PM  
the best holiday is go fark yourself eve
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 08:07:58 PM  
Nice watch. I'm actually done shopping. $116 for a bikini? Okay....
 
‘’ 2012-12-13 08:40:34 PM  
done with all the shopping that has to be mailed.

and just found myself another zippo lighter today. this one's from 1961. in the original box.
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 08:13:55 AM  

Dreadstar: done with all the shopping that has to be mailed.

and just found myself another zippo lighter today. this one's from 1961. in the original box.


nice.
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 08:17:55 AM  
My first zippo was when I was 16, working at a gas station in PA. I went across the street (4 lane highway) for lunch and found a smashed piece of metal on the double yellows. Showed it to my boss. He said if I sent it to Bradford, they would send me a new one. I thought is was dishonest, but he convinced me to go for it. I get a letter from them a week later and they explain that they could forensically determine it originally had wood panels and was engraved and what initials would I like on it? SO: They put my initials on it before sending it back to me.
This bit of knowledge helped me out later when I was in the "collectibles" trade.
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 11:10:26 AM  
I am nowhere near done with my shopping. I always wait until the last minute.
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 12:11:35 PM  
I should start soon.
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 12:36:21 PM  
on a BM?
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 01:35:24 PM  
Shopping? for other people? Why?
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 02:25:46 PM  
I can't believe this is a legit website...

www.diabetesappalachia.net

should be toomuchmountaindew.com
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 04:38:55 PM  

TheNewJesus: I can't believe this is a legit website...

www.diabetesappalachia.net

should be toomuchmountaindew.com


Prayz Jeebus
 
‘’ 2012-12-14 04:41:48 PM  

TheNewJesus: www.diabetesappalachia.net


It's not legit.
they have a link on their banner for Faith-Based Health Ministries.
You cain't cure diabeeteese with rattle snakes and prayer.

I have a friend who knows some one acrost the holler who knows a guy who went to the big city once and saw a billboard about it.
 
‘’ 2012-12-15 03:26:18 PM  
now, hold on there!

the science isn't in on rattlesnakes just yet
 
‘’ 2012-12-17 10:48:44 PM  
No secrit satan dis yearz?
Lefty?
Bessy?
No one?
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 12:09:51 AM  
I didn't think we'd done one in years.
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 10:22:53 AM  
At least 3 years
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 10:50:08 AM  
yes old people blow
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 12:32:46 PM  
Or at least gum
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 12:53:01 PM  
nibble it, oh yeah
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 02:55:11 PM  
I knew a girl once that liked to chew off turtlenecks...
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 03:51:25 PM  
"kick his sister in the jaw!"
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 10:09:13 PM  
Did you have to wear an ugly outfit to your office Xmas party?
 
‘’ 2012-12-18 11:21:03 PM  
We're getting old and stale in here.

When was the last time Drew fed us?
 
‘’ 2012-12-19 10:21:57 AM  

vudukungfu: We're getting old and stale in here.

When was the last time Drew fed us?


when was the last time I got banned?
 
‘’ 2012-12-19 01:27:36 PM  

knobglobbler55: when was the last time I got banned?


That was back when I di...
oh.
 
‘’ 2012-12-20 09:44:47 PM  
the party's over

/RIP FPF
 
‘’ 2012-12-20 10:08:29 PM  
That sounds like a shart
 
‘’ 2012-12-20 10:16:38 PM  
we're like cockroaches. and keith richards. we'll survive the mayan apocalypse.
 
‘’ 2012-12-21 11:57:56 AM  
I'm kind of disappointed nothing weird has happened today.
 
‘’ 2012-12-21 12:20:06 PM  
Define weird
 
‘’ 2012-12-21 12:49:34 PM  
Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria, human sacrifice.  You know...weird stuff.
 
‘’ 2012-12-21 01:50:40 PM  
if the mayans were so smart, how come they don't have a website or something, huh?
 
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