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  2012-04-13 10:13:57 AM
Hey, what's that new TV show fark was advertizing in heavy rotation until recently? Something about a family. And it was in olden times.
 
  2012-04-13 10:50:21 AM
Shave it to Beaver

Staring GD.
 
  2012-04-13 01:00:03 PM
two 5 AM nights this week already

i can hardly wait until i get back from Jamaica and hop back on that wagon

/all in
 
  2012-04-13 01:53:36 PM
Poor meds.
 
  2012-04-13 02:23:48 PM
Club Hedonism is in Jamaica?
 
  2012-04-13 02:27:10 PM
I'm gonna attempt to make some General Tao's Chicken (or sesame honey chicken) this weekend. And some more boiled peanuts, those are good esp when they're boiled real soft. I threw a sliced jalapeno
in the last batch, gave it a nice zing.
 
  2012-04-13 02:59:43 PM
We went to Jamaica over the winter. Check over your room, we found a substantial bag of weed and a rolling machine in one of the decorative pots.

I am not saying you can buy papers just steps off the resort. But you can probably buy papers just steps off of the resort...

weed too for that matter
 
  2012-04-13 04:04:00 PM
I feel fine. Haven't gotten trashed yet.

Guess it's possible to drink all night in moderation.
 
  2012-04-13 04:24:03 PM
four days 'til Mexico. it can't get here fast enough.
 
  2012-04-13 04:28:43 PM
Not I really want to drink all the things again.
 
  2012-04-13 04:31:33 PM
I'm getting shiatty this weekend. This week has sucked.
 
  2012-04-13 05:24:22 PM
i'm getting not shiatty this weekend

going to try to get to May with no hangovers

should cut out this smoking, though
 
  2012-04-14 10:01:24 AM
TheNewJesus: found a substantial bag of weed and a rolling machine in one of the decorative pots.

Betas the fark out of an Andes Candy on your pillow.
 
  2012-04-14 11:25:14 AM
hollysuewho: four days 'til Mexico. it can't get here fast enough.

Grr....
 
  2012-04-14 12:51:27 PM
Jaxom: Grr....

didn't you just go on a cruise last month?! you got nothin' to grr about!
 
  2012-04-14 12:52:59 PM
adickt
 
  2012-04-14 10:47:14 PM
Take cover and be safe, Wichita
 
  2012-04-15 01:35:27 PM
I don't know what the standard unit of measurement is for caring, but you couldn't measure the farks I give in microshiats right now.
 
  2012-04-15 10:16:42 PM
Hellofawake/celbration of life/ gettogether for the family of the deceased.
My god what debauchery.
Potato salad. Tossed salad. Sammiches. Cider. Beer. Cookies. Weed. Syrup. Kids running through fields in 70 degree weather. Horses being rode. Ridden, even.
I just acted like a wall flower.
Got peeled off to ride a 4=wheeler up in the woods, tell a story about the departed, picked up by the young, hot blonde, who forced me, at tight tee-shirt to smoke a bowl with her, and tell me her uncle wasn't a bad person. Horizontal stretched fabric between the nips, and all. Then delivered porch side to have to drink a chilled wine cooler and wade in a hot tub, full of petticoat junction rejects, and finally off to the kitchen, to grab some how wings, like a whole half tray (hotel standard) to run to the hay loft, and send a 10 year old girl to fetch me a cold beer and have me and 5 of the deceased's kids tear ass on the wings, and hear their stories about their terrible and crazy, but loving Dad.
Second wife's kids. They are coming to grips with having a white father, and he dies on them. Leaving them with the whitest black woman who could ever be. Their dad had more soul, knew more about gospel and R&B and roots music than mom's '80's rebellion persona ever had,
It's funny, but I had them all in stitches telling them about my black gramma trying to "slip me the toungue" because she was Jewish.
 
  2012-04-16 09:13:54 AM
I went to Beer Fest this weekend. It was fun, and I met my weekend goal.
 
  2012-04-16 10:01:01 AM
What was his name, Steamy?
 
  2012-04-16 10:12:46 AM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
 
  2012-04-16 11:09:55 AM
My goal was to get drunk off my ass, which I did.
 
  2012-04-16 11:24:43 AM
SteamyRain: My goal was to get drunk off my ass, which I did.

Nice to set and reach high goals.
 
  2012-04-16 11:25:38 AM
We listened to some blues, worked on the garden, attended a wedding...

I only got drunk with the blues... Damn PBR buckets...
 
  2012-04-16 11:48:48 AM
The only problem with catching a good early buzz is you wind up chasing that initial feel for the rest of the day.(not really a big problem)
 
  2012-04-16 11:51:46 AM
and then you don't get to work until 11:30 when you should have been there at 8
 
  2012-04-16 11:53:27 AM
Well it's not spear fishing and deep sea diving, but I hadn't been wasted in quite a while.
 
  2012-04-16 11:58:21 AM
why do "spear fishing" and "deep sea diving" and "being wasted" all sound like euphemisms for grinding genitals?

everything makes me think of sex

except pr0nography, which, ironically, makes me think of doing taxes

but thinking of doing taxes makes me think of sex
 
  2012-04-16 12:01:41 PM
I'm getting a refund this year.
 
  2012-04-16 12:28:01 PM
Drinking in the morning always seems like such a good idea at the time.
 
  2012-04-16 12:35:58 PM
No refund here. They don' t take taxes out of unemployment. Funny that.

Oh you lost your job? Here are some of your taxes back, oh wait we didn't tax the tax money that we gave back to you during your time of need so we are going to stick it in ya at the end of the year! You are ok with that right?
 
  2012-04-16 12:39:38 PM
Jaxom: Drinking in the morning always seems like such a good idea at the time.

You really need a clear cut plan on doing nothing the rest of the day. Kinda like Club Med. That's what scares me most about actually retiring: drinking all day, everyday...work really interrupts that vicious cycle
 
  2012-04-16 12:46:59 PM
Just found out yesterday that one of the couples we travel with are splitting up. 29 years of marriage. Hard to believe.

*poof*
 
  2012-04-16 12:52:25 PM
young poon or came out of the closet?
 
  2012-04-16 12:56:26 PM
Just not in love. Amicable. She actually helped him pick out his new furniture.
 
  2012-04-16 01:00:01 PM
I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you.
I know you were right; the couch looks better over there.
 
  2012-04-16 01:00:29 PM
RIO Redecorations
 
  2012-04-16 01:01:04 PM
Dammit, I think that should be Air Supply Interiors.

/meh
 
  2012-04-16 01:55:08 PM
Just not in love.

after 29 years?
 
  2012-04-16 02:04:13 PM
My parents made it to 30.

How, I have absolutely no goddamn idea.
 
  2012-04-16 02:14:13 PM
Had the damn tastiest burger this weekend Link (new window)
I opted for the burger with cheddar, swiss, jack, and smoked gouda...and I added bacon. We also ordered the BBQ Pork fries with jack cheese - awesomeness on a plate.
 
  2012-04-16 02:19:42 PM
Is this the same "we" you were thinking about ditching? I would've gotten the Minotaur burger.
 
  2012-04-16 02:34:43 PM
hope that awful site design means they make awesome burgers
 
  2012-04-16 02:47:30 PM
No, this was with my friend and her husband. The other situation is still around, but she's not happy because I didn't meet her and her friend out Saturday, and I declined her offer to come to my place after. Laying the ground work for the blow-off, I guess.
 
  2012-04-16 02:57:38 PM
$13 for a hamburger, nice to be rich, huh?
 
  2012-04-16 03:00:00 PM
hahaha @ "other situation". Hopefully, she'll start taking the hint.
 
  2012-04-16 03:12:08 PM
It was the best burger I ever had, Knob, so it was worth the price.
 
  2012-04-16 03:19:28 PM
a friend wants me to fly to Cabo to have the best burger ever

i think the round trip would cost slightly more than $13
 
  2012-04-16 03:29:03 PM
Sort of a long trip for a burger. Long ass flight but pretty nice.
 
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