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‘’ 2012-04-20 06:26:50 AM  
Couldn't find my non-workout shorts this morning. Other than my cut offs.

Guess I'm buying knee pants in San Juan.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 06:27:48 AM  
Also, something weather appropriate. Supposed to storm for a while.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 10:03:30 AM  
Happy Friday!
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 10:14:24 AM  
Checking in.

First gig of my entire life is tomorrow. We're playing a 45-minute set at a local small town parade/ festival called Mitchellfest. Nervous but strangely pumped.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 10:18:19 AM  
Break a leg...what songs ya doing?
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 11:21:48 AM  
He's in a Winger cover band. They also do Stryper.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 01:02:23 PM  
Foo Fighters- Walk & Everlong
Alien Ant Farm- Smooth Criminal
Thousand Foot Krutch - Phenomenon
Slipknot - Snuff
John Rzeznick - I'm Still Here
Lifehouse - Everything
And another song called You Won't Relent, but I have no idea who does it.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 01:07:56 PM  
For equipment, I'm packing my American Deluxe Fat Strat, Squier Tele, Roland GT-8, NADY wireless, playing through 200 watts of Marshall MG100HD and Behringer GMX212, both set clean. All effects through the GT-8.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 01:23:01 PM  
my boss is running a marathon tomorrow
I will be sleeping/hungover with the runs

so kind of the same thing
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 01:42:52 PM  
Go Hammer!

If I were to tweet "I'm in Pretty Rico" that would be muy maracon?

NTTWWT, hermano.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 01:54:36 PM  
Even better, since this gig is at the same time as the prom, the band director of Thomson HS has offered us a slot playing at the Relay for Life in May. Most of my band kids will be at prom tomorrow, and they really want to see us play. Difficulty: 1500+ peeps at Relay.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 01:58:09 PM  
what kind of p.a. are you playing thru? for that size crowd you're gonna need a decent p.a.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 01:58:21 PM  
Ther is some thin ancient here in a UNC cap. ....jaxom?
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:02:37 PM  
Luckily, they won't all be gathered, simply watching us play, a couple hundred will be walking the track, hundreds more running booths and shopping in them. High School Jazz Band will also play. All the sound is simply what we bring with us. Probably no more than 200-300 people watching the band at any particular time, although we could attract more, if we're any good.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:03:24 PM  
The venue is basically a football/ soccer field behind the school.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:07:38 PM  
do you have a pa?
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:11:12 PM  
Goodnight, pa.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:12:39 PM  
I wish my room were ready or my friends would respond to my texts and emails, so I wouldn't have to hang out with you epeople.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:13:40 PM  
We might can make use of the one the Jazz Band will use, but I have no idea how to mic the amps, really. I'm kinda afraid of damaging something. That's why I'm taking 200 personal watts.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:14:34 PM  
Your room, meds?

Rubber?
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:28:22 PM  
well...what's the singer gonna sing out of?
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:31:15 PM  
Meds went to PR to hang. Wonder who he is not drinking with there?
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:36:47 PM  
He's got two amps as well.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:37:50 PM  
We're not trying to project throughout the entire venue, just provide music within a good 200' radius. I think we've got that covered.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:51:22 PM  
Good luck and have fun (that's what its all about). Try not to play Too loud.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:52:44 PM  
That's a definite concern. These southern baptists don't appreciate a rocking good time after they hit 30 or so.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 02:53:27 PM  
Basically, I'm just shooting not not overpower the drums or vocals.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 03:00:20 PM  
if the drums aren't miked he'll have to bang the shiat out of them and the singer will have to scream until the veins start popping out of his neck
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 03:21:25 PM  
Just ordered up a new lightweight rain jacket for my trip. Hoping shipping ETAs are reliable, because I'm cutting it close. Also waiting on my camera rain cover that I ordered a few days ago.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 03:37:18 PM  
muff diving?
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 03:50:43 PM  

knobglobbler55: if the drums aren't miked he'll have to bang the shiat out of them and the singer will have to scream until the veins start popping out of his neck


Why are you miking the drums?
Because I can't hear them over the the guitars.
Why were guitars amped up in the first place?
Because people couldn't hear them over the drums.

. . .

Think about it.
The best band plays onloy loud enough to be heard at the back of the room, and can deal with anyone talking over the music.
That's why I stop playing if someone talks, and usually play something that makes them shut up and listen, anyway.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 04:03:13 PM  
Dude, last gig I played was to 4 year olds at Club Med. The show must go on.
 
‘’ 2012-04-20 08:19:59 PM  

knobglobbler55: Dude, last gig I played was to 4 year olds at Club Med. The show must go on.


That. Actual;y sounds like fun.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 08:47:38 AM  
Rubber room? No, but I do have rubbers in my room.

Lord knows why I would pack them.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 10:21:04 AM  
So here's how my life goes, ridiculously abridged version:

Back in 2010 I was seeing a girl. Had been acquaintances, friends, for a while, went to the next level, things were good. But her life was pretty crazy, she went through some personal stuff, and she broke up with me. It sucked. For all intents and purposes, and from the state of both our facebooks, she moved on, I moved on, that was that. And we haven't really spoken in over a year.

Last night, I went to Columbus to check out some bands. One of the bands included a couple of guys that were in her old band. I knew there was a chance she'd be there, and had no idea how it would go. As I get to the neighborhood where the bar is, I end up driving around the block like 4-5 times looking for a parking space. Sure enough.. I find a space, start backing in, turn my head, and there she is, walking up the street.

Perfectly explainable, but... yeah.

Anyway it was good. We talked. Or mostly she talked. Been through a bunch of shiat in the past year but it sounds like she's doing better than ever, and I'm happy for her.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 10:27:46 AM  
douse that torch in alcohol
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 11:19:22 AM  
Yeah, that was part of the "moving on" process mentioned above.

This is more about me having a good reason to clear up some of my own confusion and insecurity.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 12:31:41 PM  
god, i hope not

if everyone gets there heads right, i'll have no one left to talk to
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 03:07:01 PM  
never gonna happen.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 03:31:05 PM  
there heads? where heads?

wear heads?

ware head? ware?
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 03:46:40 PM  
I said some, not all. Still plenty more confusion and insecurity left.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 04:20:32 PM  
i59.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 04:49:41 PM  
*drives by in a golf cart* Freaks!!!
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 05:06:54 PM  

Dreadstar: I said some, not all. Still plenty more confusion and insecurity left.


Don't stick your dick in Yappy.
Again.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 06:55:34 PM  
For immediate release:

Due to waning interest, "Black Forklift Driver Monthly" and "Black Hockey Player Monthly" are now merging into the same quarterly publication.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 07:46:20 PM  
Cool. Because I really needed a new magazine since my "Amish Online Bi-Annually" went chapter 15.
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 07:47:30 PM  

leftyblonde: [i59.photobucket.com image 160x107]


Tha's what I do every time you poke me on Fb.
/Or is Fb the father?
 
‘’ 2012-04-21 09:15:19 PM  
Fzzk Yeah! Mitchellfest went really well. Aside from the fact that I semi-sat on a stool most of the time while playing to keep my knees from shaking, we went over like a Heavy Metal Dirigible! Got a $100 check to boot! And a standing invitation to come back next year.
 
‘’ 2012-04-22 10:49:26 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Mitchellfest


Servo was there?
Crow?
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 09:04:32 AM  
$15 a day for internet? And I almost considered having this place do my laundry, until I looked at the price list.

Well, clothes line in the shower. I guess I'll be bathtub washing.

/not rich
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 09:29:41 AM  
just knock the crust off and put them back on...
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 09:44:34 AM  
Who are Servo and Crow?
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 10:03:16 AM  
I've decided to reenact the Rum Diaries, although I've never seen the movie or read the book.

Also, I will not be keeping a diary.

/If I don't finish this bottle by Thursday morning, I have to check my luggage.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 10:45:01 AM  
Mitchell
very funny story.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 11:35:15 AM  
Rain cover for the lens is bigger than I expected. Oh well, it should still work.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 12:03:19 PM  
I suspected it had something to do with MST3000. I've only watched one episode, and never heard their names mentioned.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 12:58:49 PM  
My god, this bottle hits back. This is going to be tough going.

I'm winning round 1, though. Ahead on points. Though I just took a vicious shot to the temple. And another to the stomach. Ooof!
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 01:15:17 PM  
It's cold here today. Had to hit up the Whole Foods hot bar for some yummy tomato bisque soup.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 01:53:25 PM  
cool here too
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 02:31:13 PM  
Holy kumquats!

There was some dude doing 15 or 20 handstand pushups on the beach before he started about 800 lunges before getting in the water. There is a fine line between a hobby and an obsession. At some point you're no longer attention whoring because NO ONE CARES BUT YOU.

And yet, I've spent a whole post writing about this guy.

I also started to chat up his girl--she was doing normal pushups--right next to him. He was too busy trying not to fall over.

Speaking of trying to fall over. Round 2!
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 02:31:48 PM  
If he isn't a pro athlete, he is a sad, sad human being.

Maybe I should learn how to do handstand pushups.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 02:46:18 PM  
At some point you're no longer attention whoring because NO ONE CARES BUT YOU.

agreed
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 02:50:56 PM  
hehehe. thanks for that.

I just hear Brickskellar closed in DC. damn. shame.

/no one ever cared but me, nobbs.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 02:51:32 PM  
^d
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 04:17:35 PM  

medius: I also started to chat up his girl


tell her you know vudukungfu.
Always an ice breaker.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 04:59:01 PM  
then i got drunk [just by letting the sun dehydrate me] and passed out in my room for 2 hours

man vs. rum

man never wins
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 05:21:23 PM  
I have this "work friend" that just talks at me for 20 minutes at a time whenever she sees me, even if I'm talking to other people. Do any of you guys have that problem? It is mad annoying. Sometimes I just wanna work, yo!
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 05:30:02 PM  
I don't ever want to work so it isn't a big issue for me. Plus my job sort of is defined by talking to those in my dept.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 05:36:57 PM  
She's not in my department. And I have the strange feeling so she thinks I'm a biostat...she wants me to review this email she's sending to her dissertation advisor on her methods section.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 06:02:56 PM  
Yeah, there's a dude here like that. Nice guy but he usually wants to talk when the shiat is hitting the fan.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 06:59:58 PM  
Well, I'm in charge. (who ever thought that was a good idea) So I'm just chillin. Whenever someone else wants to do this I'm outta here.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 07:00:29 PM  
I talk to myself and I wish I'd leave me alone.

Yeah, I'm not helpful.

I also shiat on fans.

Trains, biatches.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 07:05:43 PM  
iThink iFap is iDeaf.

"she's dead!"

No wonder she didn't move around so much.

/time to find trouble on Carolina beach. Ciao.
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 07:26:26 PM  
or plan b is to pass out and not have to deal with it

maybe may be the better option
 
‘’ 2012-04-23 10:47:13 PM  

medius: or plan b is to pass out and not have to deal with it

maybe may be the better option


*poke*
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 12:15:48 AM  
I would like the plan b pill to be given away free at Walmart.
Twice the abortion, half the guilt!
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 01:28:03 AM  
I've gotten half the bottle down in 12 hours. But I've also spent half that time sleeping. Rope-a-dope?

There are no winners here.

Except the mosquitoes. Since I've got the window wide open--to hear the coquis, the ocean, and the pool grotto make out sessions--those bloody buzzing bloodsucking biatches are definitely getting the sweet end of the deal. Skeeters notwithstanding, this is perfect weather for AC haters like me. Looking forward to the malarial ague and chills.

Going to try to get up again in 4 hours for a 4 mile run. Assuming I can get back to sleep...
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 07:00:43 AM  
There's a skeeter on my peter; whack it off.
There's a skeeter on my peter; whack it off.
There's a dozen on my cousin, I can hear the farkers buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter; whack it off.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 07:48:25 AM  
Golf yesterday and probably today. Life is good.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 08:13:14 AM  
skeet skeet skeet, motherfarkers
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 09:39:31 AM  
Haha. Me & vudu are hanging out in all the same threads.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 09:54:39 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Haha. Me & vudu are hanging out in all the same threads.


Yeah we have been for a week now.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 10:59:16 AM  
I changed the front bikes on the bike last night, wasn't a pussy hair worth of pad on either one of them. Sounded like sand paper rubbing over metal, God horrible sound.
Now they're smooth as butter. It surely is the little things in life.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 11:10:55 AM  
I am thinking about trying to building a tear drop camper trailer.

Yea I should be working...
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 11:11:01 AM  
LOL you risked farking up a few hundred in rotors to save money on buying brake pads? Knobby your killing me!

Well couple more days and will be in the new house. I just order epoxy for the garage floor. Going to be a biatch to install but it will look awesome when it's done.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 11:11:07 AM  
We should start a riot.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 11:21:21 AM  
That epoxy stuff comes out real nice, I did it in my garage back when Moses was on that mountain. Looks great and easy to clean up.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 12:22:53 PM  
It's also great on the face.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 01:06:27 PM  
Our server is down; aint doing shiat all morning. But, I got the new camera body and my new rain jacket. So farking ready to get out of here. 3 days.
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 01:27:05 PM  
don't forget to wear rubbers down there, don't know what you'll catch
 
‘’ 2012-04-24 02:32:59 PM  

HAMMERTOE: We should start a riot.


What, in one of the other threads? 'Cause this place is the only place I can hang out with out being insulted, bored, or made to laugh at the other posts.
 
wib
‘’ 2012-04-25 12:57:18 AM  
I need a vacation
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 01:42:11 AM  
wut?
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 06:42:06 AM  
Of course in another thread. Rioting is not allowed in the anal emporium.
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 09:50:38 AM  
hammer, know that blind faith song, had to cry today?
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 02:38:42 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Of course in another thread. Rioting is not allowed in the anal emporium.


someone might slip in the BBQ sauce and lube and get hurt.
Company dick sniffer keeps walking behind me.
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 03:10:23 PM  
Looks like my Duc is going to be a New Yorker, NYC cop put a deposit on it and is coming to pick it up.
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 03:52:21 PM  
I'll keep an eye out for it
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 04:11:34 PM  
I don' t think I've ever heard it.
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 04:38:13 PM  
Can you hum a few bars?
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 04:53:33 PM  
check the tune out, i just finished the chart for it
 
‘’ 2012-04-25 11:41:53 PM  
I think it's time for Rob Graves to come back.
 
wib
‘’ 2012-04-26 12:50:11 AM  
ISAID I NEED A VACATION
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 08:29:03 AM  
So take a damn vacation wib. It ain't rocket science.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:22:29 AM  
Where are you gonna go?
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:38:16 AM  
To your momma's place!

Last day at work, and it's Bring Your Child to Work Day...and I have to take pictures. Joy!
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:55:02 AM  
So as I'm cruising over the WillyB Bridge this morning, there happens to be a nice size Trawler (maybe 40') heading north up the East River. Guess what it was named? "FREEDOM"....that image is now burned in my mind.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 12:37:23 PM  
Ain't nothing free about a boat.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 01:00:46 PM  
these cheese curds are not squeaking. I want my damn money back
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 02:37:53 PM  
I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to like that American Apparel model
a little bit too much
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 03:37:30 PM  
I don't think I'll find the same bonus in my room at the Ritz as jesus found in his, but its worth a look.

It's like I'm paying more for less.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 03:45:30 PM  
You secret agents need to lear better blind drops.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 07:12:04 PM  
lame sauce
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 07:51:10 PM  
Why the hell you go to Jamaica? Masochism?

Why not Haiti?
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 07:51:48 PM  
Meds you can pick some spots.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 08:19:32 PM  
Meds should've went to the Galapagos and let me hitch a ride in this suitcase.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 08:20:24 PM  
Haiti? Wha?

I came down here for weddings so I was not in charge of picking the destinations.

Been fun so far.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:25:33 PM  
I've spent a lot oI f time in the Carib. Jamaica is the 2nd shiathole. Haiti is first. I can not believe anyone goes there. But ignorance is bliss. Good side, you can drink/smoke enough to ignore it. That is what the locals do.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:32:47 PM  
Some people go there to help, others to spread cholera.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:38:41 PM  
No one goes to Jamaica to help. To smoke maybe. Canes't believe people go there on vacation given all the other choices

Have to be incredibly cheap or dope smokers.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:40:20 PM  
Booking a wedding there is so incredibly stupid in a whitebread way that you just can't comment.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:47:31 PM  
Geez Jax. Anything else you want to hate on?
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 09:55:51 PM  
Well, let's see. Is anyone else planning a wedding.

OK I suck. Let's go from there.
 
‘’ 2012-04-26 11:47:49 PM  
Woah, that's so un-Jax-like.

I had to make sure I didn't post that.
 
wib
‘’ 2012-04-27 01:20:18 AM  
Taking time off for little win in August. Gotta plow through.
Jamaica is fine.
 
wib
‘’ 2012-04-27 01:20:53 AM  
I farking changed that to wib 3 times
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 06:59:08 AM  
what changed it back?

booze or autocorrect or 50/50?
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 09:52:08 AM  

Jaxom: Haiti is first.


My sister and her husband just got back from there.
They built a church.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 10:09:00 AM  

wib: Taking time off for little win in August. Gotta plow through.
Jamaica is fine.


You are dead to me.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 10:10:31 AM  
In case you wondered, I am in a bad mood.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 10:26:37 AM  
somebody needs a hug...go for a run then jerk-off, works for me
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 10:44:51 AM  
I went for a run this morning. Did wonders. I've only jerked off once all week--and even then I had to force myself (auto-rape?)--and I've only had one cigarette (and 2 cigars and 2 puffs of something else). And somehow, I'm in a great mood.

Drank a shiatload of rum and got some sun, though, which is nice.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 11:29:28 AM  
Just needed some sun.

I went here last night for dinner. Got the burger and a Sweet Josie. Yum.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 11:30:19 AM  
Doing a cameo in my daughter's school production of Srven brides for seven brothers. Much good times have been had so far
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 12:49:20 PM  
I don't remember there being a part for an old, pervert in that play. Must have missed that one.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 01:04:39 PM  
Six, to be exact. Basically, the shenanigans go on throughout the play, and everybody gets hitched at the end. Well, six fathers (the real fathers of the "brides",) accompany the brothers to the wedding. Armed. I'm father #3.

First show was last night. Well, the brides have to rush to get into wedding dresses just before the wedding scene, which is the last scene in the musical. The back zipper in My daughter's (Bride #3, of course,) dress ripped loose from the lace. They had to hurriedly find safety pins to close the rear of the dress, but it took a little too long. So, when we marched out onto stage for the wedding scene, she was nowhere to be seen. Her "fiance" looked back at me when they lined up, and all I could do was shrug my shoulders, to great comedic effect from the point of the view of the audience. They ran through the wedding vows, with him pretending she was standing there. Just as the preacher told the brothers they could kiss their brides, she ran onto the stage and basically leaped into his embrace, just as he was embracing and kissing thin air to stay "in part". The surprise on his face was priceless, and the audience cheered with approval.

I had to lol.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 01:38:28 PM  
Hi. How are you?
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 02:08:00 PM  
High. How are you?
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 02:12:43 PM  
Get low, get low, get low.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 02:15:50 PM  
She had them Apple-bottom jeans, the boots with the furrrrr....
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 02:38:13 PM  
I'm embarrassed for all yall right now.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 02:49:28 PM  
Don't be.

Let's go.....
'Cause I'm feeling like I'm running
And I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away
Better know that I don't and I won't ever stop
'Cause you know I gotta win everyday, day
Go!
See they really really wanna pop me
Just know that you will never flop me
And I know that I can be a little cocky...
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 03:54:13 PM  
+1
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 04:19:56 PM  
How would I know it was ruffian if I saw him out in Chicago? We live like a mile from each other.

I'm the obese lady wearing a Taz sweatshirt and black Lee jeans.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 05:51:08 PM  
Don't forget the 3 brown kids in tow
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 09:15:31 PM  

medius: +1


Link Qing medius to the thread.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 11:36:30 PM  
i'm there, dude.
 
‘’ 2012-04-27 11:46:10 PM  

medius: i'm there, dude.


medius: i'm there, dude.


They see you trollin'
They be hatin'
They see you trollin'
They be hatin'

Classic medius in an epic thread.
 
‘’ 2012-04-28 01:32:56 AM  
Making Ukraine Kool.
 
‘’ 2012-04-28 01:59:25 AM  
Making it warm in the pool.
 
‘’ 2012-04-28 03:03:27 AM  
Romeo y Julietta. awesome
 
‘’ 2012-04-28 01:42:01 PM  
 
‘’ 2012-04-28 07:59:22 PM  
People who unnecessarily flag posts on Craigslist are called "Flaggots".
My intellectual property. K thanks
 
‘’ 2012-04-29 02:49:16 AM  
People who espouse religion are Theotards.
/Yeah, I coined that.
 
‘’ 2012-04-29 01:38:41 PM  
i bumped myself to first again

it's just too addicting not to

some people are given privileges to make them feel special and help keep the others in line

for an extra $50-250 dollars you spend out of your limited discretionary budget because, hey, you're treating yourself, you too can travel in the same luxury the wealthy spend thousands of dollars on without a second thought

you benefit, the airlines benefit, and the whole farking system benefits

win/win, whole lotta win

/however, there is no reason why i should even try to lie to myself about which side of the exploiter/exploited line i'm on on this trip
 
‘’ 2012-04-29 02:43:34 PM  
I guess "First" being UFIA, regardless.
 
‘’ 2012-04-29 03:19:14 PM  
First world guilt.
 
‘’ 2012-04-29 09:49:35 PM  
There was no guilt. I almost felt guilty about not feeling guilty.

Then again, I'm not really feeling lately. And not in the usual depressively numb sense. Just not feeling emotions.

Never go full robot.
 
‘’ 2012-04-29 10:24:54 PM  
I think I'm the Mt St Helen's of testosterone right now.

Tomorrow, they're going to find me with my entire south slope exploded.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 01:28:30 AM  
oh man, and the rivers are finally all clear of sediment now.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 03:13:29 AM  
go swim
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 08:06:10 AM  
Ugh. What a weekend. To get things started off on the right foot, my Epiphone Les Paul fell from its hook and was irreparably destroyed Friday night. I bought that guitar the day Les Paul died. And- it was the exact same make, model and color as my very first electric guitar, back in 1979. Ironically, they both suffered the same fate as well. Set-necks, the headstock snapped off, and the necks cracked down the truss rod.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 08:52:37 AM  
I plugged in my Crate 2 X 10 twin channel amp this weekend and it was kida buzzy at first, then sounded OK, then started fading out, then just shait the bed.
It's only got the one preamp tube. I'm hoping that is all it is. Classic symptoms of tub failure, and the rest is hardwired goodness.
Hate to put it in the shop.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 09:08:16 AM  
Tub failure? You been playing in the shower again?
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 09:09:22 AM  
If it's a tube, and there's only one, you might as well replace it yourself. I don't think single-tubes require biasing, so you should be okay after that.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 09:09:55 AM  
sorry about the guitar, at least it didn't drop on your toe then smash to pieces. I had a Guild D35 that fell
over and snapped the neck. Oh well.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 09:45:14 AM  
Ouch, sorry about the guitar Hammer.

I almost bought one this weekend, saw a really good deal on a Gibson LP Studio Goldtop, one of the 50's or 60's tribute models. Couldn't pull the trigger though. Running out of room.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 11:04:06 AM  
any of you guitar slayers use a: CGCFAC tuning? neil youngs, don't let it g=bring you down is in this tuning, i've never seen it before or know what to call it
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 11:13:07 AM  
Guitar slayer has a unique meaning for hammer.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 11:21:15 AM  
Never used it but it makes sense. Basically lets you play big chunky 5ths on the lower 3 strings and simplified barre chords on the upper strings.

Link
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 11:22:44 AM  
I'd call it double drop C.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 11:33:30 AM  
Nice site, old Neil's a real rascal, huh?
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 11:36:00 AM  
i don't like using these funky tunings cause I hate tuning the friggin thing to begin with. That's why I'll never buy a 12 string. The chart he has for that song is right on the money.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 11:38:21 AM  
wow, sugar mountain, i haven't heard that song in 30 years
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 12:01:17 PM  
I picked up a rock band guitar at a garage sale, then I set it back down.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 12:21:25 PM  

Dreadstar: I almost bought one this weekend, saw a really good deal on a Gibson LP Studio Goldtop, one of the 50's or 60's tribute models. Couldn't pull the trigger though. Running out of room.


This one?

I just bought this as a replacement. And with that, I think my "family" is damn well complete.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 12:38:08 PM  
More like this one but with chrome pickup covers. Heck, I still might go back for it. Your new one is sharp. Blue's my favorite color. Actually just recently picked up an SG that's the "flip-flop" blue/teal finish about a month ago.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 12:42:30 PM  
Here's what my SG looks like. Luthier buddy of mine is doing a set up on it, should have it back soon.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 12:48:13 PM  
That teal's nice. Never considered it for a guitar color before. Didn't even know it was an option.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 12:57:04 PM  
Yeah, at first I didn't even realize that's what it was, just thought it was an oddball blue color. Really depends on the light. Pic is towards the green end of the scale.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 12:59:36 PM  
can not wait to get my paws on that LP. Never had a Gibson before. Never even played on one. A dozen Epis, but never a Gibson.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 01:04:06 PM  
I'm in the same boat, hence the SG. It was on consignment in the local shop and I got a good deal on it. It's a 2003 but practically brand new. Heck, the case looked like it was right out of the box. The hinges are still tight. Even had all the case candy.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 01:50:28 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Tub failure? You been playing in the shower again?


Toob

T000000000000000be
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 01:56:37 PM  
lol


looooooooooooooooooooool :)
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 01:58:07 PM  

HAMMERTOE: can not wait to get my paws on that LP. Never had a Gibson before. Never even played on one. A dozen Epis, but never a Gibson.


It's like going from a baldwin to a steinway.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 01:58:44 PM  
And I say that, having played all 4 brands.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 02:04:06 PM  
I've got a EVH Wolfgang (first-run), and an American Deluxe "Fat Strat", and I get the distinction. Makes the anticipation of the Gibson all the more angst-y.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 02:05:30 PM  
I have a Jackson V like Dave Mustaine used to play. It's clearly a "metal" guitar.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 02:12:41 PM  
you know, someone can still suck on a $4,000 guitar
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 02:18:32 PM  
you know this guy, huh? Dan Electro guitar?


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‘’ 2012-04-30 02:26:02 PM  

knobglobbler55: you know this guy, huh? Dan Electro guitar?


[bradbama.files.wordpress.com image 400x411]


Anyone my age has.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 02:29:23 PM  
get out of the tub, girl
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 02:30:32 PM  
he bought a guitar to punish his mom

but spanking his mom with a guitar is way too freaky kinky, even for that neighborhood
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 03:48:20 PM  

knobglobbler55: any of you guitar slayers use a: CGCFAC tuning


In fact, I do. I'm learning to play Monster by Skillet for my band. It uses this very tuning. Also a few songs of Disturbed do as well, iirc.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 03:53:39 PM  
My mother loved Floyd, crazy diamond that she was.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 05:55:40 PM  
Back On The Wagon Day is the worst holiday ever. Don't even get off work for it.
 
‘’ 2012-04-30 06:18:08 PM  
The gal I dated that had 4 boys, then 5 boys, now has three of them in local heavy metal bands.
I vould toss up the links, but I don't want to offend.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 09:46:23 AM  
I vould like to see them
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 11:37:54 AM  
My Les Paul arrived moments ago. After picking a few measures, I have the strangest boner right now.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:17:55 PM  
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Can't wait to get home.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:20:31 PM  
i've plucked the strings on a les paul before

and even someone as guitarded as i am could feel--i don't know--some sort of superior difference

i think my buddy sold his for drug/booze/rent money

and because he's an idiot
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:21:14 PM  
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Seriously.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:22:09 PM  
I like how it came with the pick-guard separate, without the hole even drilled. Debating...
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:22:58 PM  
ooh, pretty

tell us how she is in bed
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:45:23 PM  
I can hear the sustain
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:56:03 PM  
Fresh out of the box, she's smooth. Strap-locks cumpulsory.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 12:57:03 PM  
And squeals sweetly with moderate pinching. She's already vying to become my go-to.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 01:22:15 PM  
you keep your damn hands off my wife


unless I get to watch
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 01:29:50 PM  
maybe you shouldn't hang this one so high

i know, i know: "gotta show off the axes, bro"
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 03:56:02 PM  
This one stays in the case.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 04:36:00 PM  
just glad you're not naked in the reflection

/glad....or sad?
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 04:42:59 PM  
Reflection? Didn't notice that. Not likely, as I'm in the office, and Naked Thursday isn't for two more days.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 04:46:39 PM  
take a Mr. Teapot picture when you get home
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 07:25:15 PM  
The teapot pic is an Internetz classic.
 
‘’ 2012-05-01 07:56:35 PM  

knobglobbler55: I can hear the sustain


Like a Steinway, BAY BEE!
 
wib
‘’ 2012-05-02 12:36:30 AM  
Sweet axe
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 01:19:22 AM  
Yeah, real nice Hammer
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 04:58:33 AM  
Very nice. Roomie has a '60's Gibson that's nice, but not that nice.
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 08:27:09 AM  
Well, took her home and introduced he to the rest of the electric haremTM. As I'll be using her with the GK-3 pickup to play Snuff, I immediately dropped her down into C#-standard. Even with the GK-3 hardware attached, she's still quite pretty, and accepted the "loose' tuning without complaint. It feels weird to have a pickup directly below my palm-muting position. The GK-3 requires mounting 1mm below the strings, and mounts directly to the tune-o-matic bridge. Just slide the bridge off, screw the pins in 1mm, set on the pins, and slide the bridge back on. Also installed some strap-locks (of course.)
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 01:02:33 PM  
Chattanooga late-Summer Bar crawl? It IS my 30 birthday this year...
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 01:03:53 PM  
i just knew you were from chattanooga, 'cause you're the only ten I see
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 03:22:27 PM  
Your bad pick up line killed the FPF
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 03:25:53 PM  
it kills everywhere i use it

it's like sarin gas
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 03:52:39 PM  
The simplest lines are the best. My best line:

Bond. James Bond.

Best come-back:

Lost. Get lost.
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 04:06:26 PM  
My line is simpler than that.

[silence]
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 04:17:20 PM  
Silence only works if you have a very intense look about you...


... while you sit there, licking your eyebrows.
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 06:24:54 PM  
I am ever met by the echoes of my own silence, as Narcissus still staring at his own reflection even while death descended upon him like the cold blackness of a clouded night.

But I also muffle my farts, though sometimes they smell like the cabbage composting by the sulfur furnace of sweat-drenched Hephaestus.
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 06:26:44 PM  
just farking with ya! you all know i talk too damn much

it's just that i talk to myself

/LP
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 06:28:59 PM  
damn, unfetchable: http://1heckofaguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sounds-silence-cover s.jpg
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 06:30:16 PM  
and, of course, Fark screws up long URLs. no space before that last S. it's kind of funny

probably not funny enough for all this effort

i could have rehosted on tinypicm but: HOTLINK TILL I DIE, biatchES!
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 10:06:37 PM  
Snuff. Hammer, you have good taste in music.
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 11:19:32 PM  
Got two tickets for Trailer Park Boys at work. Bought them from a gal I work with. She had finals and couldn't go. I gave one away to a stranger and told him to pay it forward. He bought me a Long Trail on tap in the lobby. Great show. Home now and tired.
 
‘’ 2012-05-02 11:20:21 PM  
The musical portion was awesome. Shredding contest with audience participation.
This one dude really really could shred.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 06:41:14 AM  

kissfromapocalips: Snuff. Hammer, you have good taste in music.


Love that song. Enough to keep a guitar tuned to C#-Standard, full-time.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 09:45:36 AM  
hammer, what's a C# tuning?
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 10:29:57 AM  
It's where each string is tuned down 1-1/2 intervals (E->C#; A->F#; D->B; G->E; B->G#; e->c#). In this tuning, the whole song is a series of Am, F9 and G-chords.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 10:32:57 AM  
Basically, I use three forms of tuning, "Drop" (where the Bass-E is dropped a full interval to D, and this, in a variety of keys,), "Standard", (normal guitar tuning, albeit in a variety of keys,) and DADGAD, an Indian/ Celtic form of tuning that Jimmy Page used to play Kashmir, as well as a few other songs, to great effect.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 10:34:18 AM  
Correction: "C# Standard...1-1/2 Steps (3 intervals)...." My terminology sucks.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 10:40:05 AM  
The DADGAD- tuning is extremely effective for playing Kashmir on the 12-string section of the SG-1275, although the length of the song and the weight of the guitar will test your strength well.

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‘’ 2012-05-03 11:17:42 AM  
got it, you really don't have to tune down to play the song, it just wouldn't be in the same key as the original. A lot of guitarist tune to Eb (i.e. Hendrix Little Wing) B keys are warmer...Weezer tunes down too I believe.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 11:52:31 AM  
looking at that pic makes me realize what it would feel like if i had 6 dicks

i'd never stop playing with myself
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 11:54:52 AM  

like a gatling or minigun (emphasis on mini?)


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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-augh!



/and i'm spent
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:18:24 PM  
I learn by playing with the music, and am a bit of a purist. I like my rendition of a song to be as close to the original artist's as possible. Usually, the reason for tuning down is to accommodate the singer's vocal range., but I agree in flattening adding warmth. SRV also played in the key of Eb. Most of Van Halen's material, Sweet Child of Mine, a lot of Ozzy's songs, even Ah, Leah by Donnie Iris and the Cruisers. I've spent decades playing along with the stereo. Now, I'm kicking it live. And it feels good.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:20:20 PM  
windows media player has a slow re-play that doesn't change the pitch, very helpful.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:21:50 PM  
$8500 worth of guitars in that one pic. With all of Hammertoe Jr's guitars, drum kit, piano, and brass, and the rest of my own gear, I've sunk a mini fortune into music. That pic is just the "Uptown Girls".
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:22:32 PM  
Yes, I've made extensive use of Media Player. It's wonderful.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:24:52 PM  
What makes me sick: I spent a full month learning to play the solo from Hotel California. Of course, I try to make it as close to the original as I can, but still, it's slooow. Junior goes into his bedroom, and in three days, can play stuff like Metallica. Pisses me right the F34k off.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:27:54 PM  
I bet I could get five other dicks for a lot less than $8,500.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:43:36 PM  
Oh man I missed a shredding contest? shiat man I PAY FOR AIRFARE to get to those things...

Damnit.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:50:13 PM  
They're worse hobbies, I'm probably in about $25K maybe a little more. I had an 8tk studio back in the day.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 12:54:05 PM  
worse hobbies? like smoking, smoking, and drinking?
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 01:15:42 PM  
I only have about 7K in guitars.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 02:11:37 PM  
Do you have a keytar?
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 02:12:12 PM  
i have a keyboard tie
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 02:20:10 PM  
No, but I have a tuxedo t-shirt.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 02:33:23 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Th Kashmir ]


I'd like to learn that on the mandy.
Just hope I don't hear a cover by Evan Marshall first.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 02:34:55 PM  
Evan Marshall can you imagine this guy arranging kashmir?
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 03:10:44 PM  
I've not heard a penis yet with the tonal capability of a good Les Paul. Perhaps if capped with AA maple...
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 03:13:04 PM  

vudukungfu: Evan Marshall


Wow.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 03:13:58 PM  
An $8000 Studio? Studio Les Paul?
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 03:28:18 PM  
tascam 8 track
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 03:40:59 PM  

knobglobbler55: tascam 8 track


I have the casette one, needs some 30 minute BASFs, though.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 03:44:48 PM  
no full reel to reel , 1/2 tape, if I remember correctly...yeah and i had a 4 track Portastudio too
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 04:19:28 PM  
Looks like the cuz and I are going in on 3 bottles of Absinthe from the family distillery in Germany for teh family reunion
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 04:25:43 PM  

knobglobbler55: no full reel to reel , 1/2 tape, if I remember correctly...yeah and i had a 4 track Portastudio too


Got a teac 1/4" RTR in the closet.
I only pull it out in Jan when it's cold outside and I want to listen to old national lampoon shows (from masters) on tape.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 04:31:17 PM  
I went straight from nothing to computer, using mp3cut. I've got multi-tracking/ midi software, but I've never used it.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 04:32:37 PM  

HAMMERTOE: I've not heard a penis yet with the tonal capability of a good Les Paul. Perhaps if capped with AA maple...


you're technique is poor

probably gripping the neck too tight

doesn't help things if you shove a lit cigarette into the head either

/strum strum, with a thumb in me bum
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 04:33:17 PM  
your technique is poorerer than my grammerer
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 07:17:19 PM  
Went over the guest list for the bachelor party I'm helping with this weekend. Most have been in the local mug shot round up. Should be interesting.
I'm part of the live music. I'm not worried, though, We're taking car keys and weapons away from guests as they arrive.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 08:48:15 PM  
Got food on the cheep
trailer park boy standards.
Easy to eat
easy to regurgitate
Hot dogs
Philadelphia Phil style
with buns, and pallets to burn.
A fire circle, and rain on the way to protect us from burning down the forest.
(forset, in Rikkyism)
Acoustic instruments of destruction.
and a bag full of fireworks.
Printed out a bunch of raunchy jokes to tell, because we couldn't convince any respectable pimps or strippers to go to a deer camp to entertain a bunch of recidivist miscreants.
We plan on having a neighbor show up with fake cop lights @ 2AM to shut us down, and make them all bunk out for the night.
(human engineering)
and just to make sure every thing goes as planned, We are going to
Make breakfast burritos for the surviving members of the holocaust of hilarity.
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 08:52:38 PM  
Everyone gets to save face, telling of a ribald time wherein just as the party peaked, and the fire was out of fuel, the cops converged, and shut it down, and since 69% of the attendees are on probation or parole, they have to spend the night. Well, fed, and leaving in the AM, they have a righteous excuse for having to be locked down for the night for their spouses, and no evidence of strippers. Unless anyone gets out of hand, in which case, I reserve the right to pour glitter inside their passed out skivvies.
Leftyblonde
, you on board with this plan?
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 08:54:35 PM  
Also, any one who is a real dick, gets a ciggy loaded with a firecracker parked in their pocket.
/just sayin'
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 09:02:47 PM  
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
just got the call the party has been moved indoors. and they want some hard core vids.
I'm like , ok
but all I have is hard core.
they want like girl on girl tuff stuff
All I got is serious BDSM action with monkeys and shait.
So I have to swing by the store and pick up something "lite" in the pr0n dept.
Wish me luck?
Any sugestions?
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 09:14:15 PM  
All I can find is (and where in the fark did my Jean Claude VanDame DVD end up?) is Tiny White Girls, (Ironic, because the bride to be is neither tiny, nor white, and definitely not feminine) and Leather Bound Dykes From Hell ( so apropos, given that the boys are such manly men.) so this should be good.
Bwhahahahha
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 09:19:35 PM  
I should get a bunch of lady boy vids, with surprise endings, but I don't want the party to go all clockwork orange. Oh, well,
I'll be out tomorrow prepping the "zone" hiding and locking down guns, and shiat, and then saturday, getting things ready. Count on me back here Sunday PM, to spill beans on how it went downhill.

Why are you all standing around gaping like goatsee?


Wait, that's it.
I'mma rip the connection from the wifi to the Wii and get the remote to load up goatsee, and tubgrill, and put the farking shocker to them. They dont' really know what the innertubes are. This should be a night to remember, if they don't all go screaming out into the night.

Never mind. I has a plan.
and and evil one it is.

*rubs hands together maniacally*
 
‘’ 2012-05-03 09:21:08 PM  
not the politics thread?
Rats.
Mispost!
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 01:20:55 AM  
Hammer's pic damn near aroused me.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 06:57:58 AM  
New home location had to change my work hours to beat traffic now I am in the office at 6:00 AM. I am beat :( Looking forward to sleeping in on Saturday.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 06:58:34 AM  
Also get my new bike on Saturday :)
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 08:26:11 AM  
Woke up this morning to find both my cockatiels killed by a bird of prey sometime during the night.

Damn Klingons.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 08:58:19 AM  

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: Also get my new bike on Saturday :)


you rich brat, what kind did you get?
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 09:47:47 AM  
hammer, what was the song/band you tuned down to C#?
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 10:18:34 AM  
Snuff, by Slipknot.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 11:10:34 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Snuff, by Slipknot.


O.K. F#m to D or if you capo the 2nd fret Em to C why hassle with the drop tuning?
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 11:12:21 AM  
Because I'm an anal purist.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 11:16:03 AM  
Besides, what's the point of having six dicks if you're not going to whip a different one out every few minutes for each change in position?
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 11:20:35 AM  
I recently bought a light saber at Disney World, specifically for the purpose of removing the LED's and installing them in the cavity of my lucite Strat Copy. So, I'll have an effective stunt-cock too. Something to make everyone "Oooh and Aaahhhh..."
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 11:54:21 AM  
By everyone you mean 5 year old boys?
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 12:29:03 PM  
Happy b-day bidet!

Damn, it feels good to finally have an ass showerer. I'll save a fortune on teepee.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 01:02:04 PM  
Ew.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 02:52:34 PM  
and then I have to poop at work and realize that there's no bidet :-(

good day turned to a poo day
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 03:13:09 PM  
hurray! false alarm

but with all the fibre i've been ingesting, i expect operation dumbo drop to commence post haste
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 03:32:26 PM  
Poop chronicles.


Anyone have any good weekend plans? I'm going to be on campus all day tomorrow-Monday for my masters' program. Booooooooooooooooo
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 03:34:20 PM  
Fark Poop Forum
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 03:52:38 PM  
Roofing work, looks like.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 04:37:07 PM  
I got a funeral to be a pall bearer at, then a wedding. Busy Saturday with scarcely any fun.
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 04:39:51 PM  
Band practice. Likely constipation.

Anybody got a cork-screw?
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 05:59:19 PM  

knobglobbler55: HAMMERTOE: Snuff, by Slipknot.

O.K. F#m to D or if you capo the 2nd fret Em to C why hassle with the drop tuning?


That particular song sounds better/heavier/more depressing tuned down.

In other news:
Is same age as me: check
Married (according to social media page): check
Grandparent: check
1000 miles away: check
Asking me if I'm single: WTF?
 
‘’ 2012-05-04 06:04:39 PM  
Maybe they want a third