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  2012-09-28 01:22:33 AM
I have stories!

...for another day
 
  2012-09-28 08:34:15 AM
We all have stories. Just some are more interesting than others. That's why I have been so quiet.
 
  2012-09-28 11:55:13 AM
I saw Michael Jordan yesterday and took photos of former PGA and Ryder Cup participants Jay Haas and Tony Jacklin as they captained a Ryder-style event my company was hosting. Of course, I don't get invited to actually attend the Ryder Cup today like everyone else that was there yesterday.
 
  2012-09-28 11:40:26 PM
Farked at work all day, Got paid to draw pictures.
 
  2012-09-30 08:27:44 AM
meh.
 
  2012-10-01 07:17:02 AM
Went out on the dirtbike this weekend. Wow I am sore.
 
  2012-10-01 09:46:01 AM
Who are you mad at?

Morning folks.
 
  2012-10-01 10:17:23 AM
Week is ruined, my IT guy and co-worker of 12 years passed away this morning after his short bout with cancer.
 
  2012-10-01 11:52:24 AM
Sorry to hear that.
Condolences.
That really sucks.
 
  2012-10-01 02:32:04 PM
Damn Ruff, don't want to work at your shop. Condolences.
 
  2012-10-01 04:03:51 PM
Some kid got whacked on his bicycle this morning, cops think hit-and-run. All these bike
lanes and it's still deadly riding a bicycle (it was 5am & he was on a deserted stretch of road - no lights, reflectors nothing)
 
  2012-10-01 07:19:17 PM

knobglobbler55: Some kid got whacked on his bicycle this morning.


Farkin bunch of savages out there.
 
  2012-10-01 08:56:39 PM
Ride stupid, die stupid.

/attended a funeral today. ...
 
  2012-10-02 08:51:49 AM

vudukungfu: knobglobbler55: Some kid got whacked on his bicycle this morning.

Farkin bunch of savages out there.


nah, people move here from mayberry and think they can tool around on their bicycle(or scooter) and think nothing will happen to them cause they're cool (have the latest iPad, iPhone etc)....also the TV shows they watch. sad but true
 
  2012-10-02 08:09:41 PM
New Guy: SO, how hard are the questions on the exam?
Me: Well, wrap this one around your noodle. If the dog in apartment 1-A eats the cat in apartment 5-D, how do you move the security deposit to the right apartment's ledger?
New Guy: ...
 
  2012-10-02 08:10:46 PM
Or: The tenant in Unit 6-2-1/69 died last month on the 5th.
How long do I have to wait to move him out?
 
  2012-10-02 11:09:48 PM
Good friend committed suicide. Funeral was fun. Hita fool on a bike.shiat happens, but?
 
  2012-10-03 12:43:24 PM

vudukungfu: New Guy: SO, how hard are the questions on the exam?
Me: Well, wrap this one around your noodle. If the dog in apartment 1-A eats the cat in apartment 5-D, how do you move the security deposit to the right apartment's ledger?
New Guy: ...


Why would you move the security deposit? Dog eating the cat has nothing to do with the building.
 
  2012-10-03 12:44:22 PM

vudukungfu: Or: The tenant in Unit 6-2-1/69 died last month on the 5th.
How long do I have to wait to move him out?


Soon as possible then stench is going to be horrible.
 
  2012-10-03 07:35:26 PM
All spoils go to the winner. Right?
 
  2012-10-04 01:42:14 PM
Today is one of those days where I want to use a public restroom and just piss all over everything.
I did that once in a Burger King. True Story. It was so filthy the company obviously didn't care. Did the same thing at McDonalds a few times. Finally, a month ago I was in Wendy's and they had roped the urinal off and left on sign on the toilet in spanglish saying "no work".

I felt like I had no choice but to piss in the sink.
 
  2012-10-04 01:44:43 PM
Cheat to win.
 
  2012-10-04 03:56:48 PM
There's one dude you don't want to invite over.
 
  2012-10-05 01:04:27 AM
a co-worker pissed all over a bar bathroom once because we didn't get a buyback

he was farking trashed

and i was doing so well with our waitress...up to that point

/no free drinks? spray it with piss
 
  2012-10-05 01:32:32 AM
watching the Daily Show and I can't help but wonder if O'Reilley has a vibrator up his butt

I hate the internet for telling me the details of that harrassment law suit he settled
 
  2012-10-05 02:34:26 PM
Falafel
 
  2012-10-05 03:08:06 PM
yakshemash
 
  2012-10-06 08:47:17 PM
well, i just had a bout of bulemia

that can't be a sign of great health
 
  2012-10-06 11:07:19 PM
Walk it off...
 
  2012-10-07 11:07:43 PM
Why are lawyers are buried 24 feet underground rather than 6?

Because deep down, they're nice people.

HEY-OOOO
 
  2012-10-07 11:17:41 PM
maybe it was morning sickness

at night
 
  2012-10-08 01:16:24 PM
Maybe you were just meant to enjoy those meals twice.
 
  2012-10-08 01:18:46 PM
Weekend movie review: Taken 2 is good but the original is better.
 
  2012-10-09 09:54:00 AM
I watched Cars for the 4732nd time.
 
  2012-10-09 11:36:48 AM
i'm parking them for a living now
 
  2012-10-09 12:36:22 PM
Props, vudu.

1diddler; 1 bullet.
 
  2012-10-09 01:23:43 PM

HAMMERTOE: Props, vudu.

1diddler; 1 bullet.


Heh
 
  2012-10-09 11:17:41 PM
Hasn't had a drink in ages. Well, since Friday. Saving for Hawaii. Feels pretty good also.
 
  2012-10-10 04:12:11 PM
I have clients there.
 
  2012-10-10 04:26:12 PM
I live there.

Place is called Robin's Nest.

Real nice tidal pool.
 
  2012-10-10 08:44:02 PM

czmilosz: Robin's Nest.


Nice.
I'm looking at retirement places. PR and VI.
 
  2012-10-11 08:48:30 AM
I'm going to Makawao. About 2,000 feet above sea level on Maui. My friend was back for 2 weeks and pow! Totally clicked. Should be fun.
 
  2012-10-11 01:09:46 PM
funny, I saw Tom Selleck yesterday

the woman I'm technically not seeing was in an episode of Blue Bloods

but this was just a random street sighting

he was getting in a car, scowling and people around me were saying stupid celebrity sighting things

"I've never seen him up around here before."

"He looks so old."

he left the Nest so long ago
 
  2012-10-11 01:11:00 PM
Could you please have him mail me the mustache?
 
  2012-10-11 01:12:31 PM
hmm, he actually has one currently

speaking of, how's the beard?
 
  2012-10-12 10:12:09 AM
She's fine. Doing the news thing, now on a charity board. I myself am mired in my own self centered world of anxiety and despair.

Oh and she just did her second Pinup shoot. This one had a Halloween theme...
 
  2012-10-12 06:13:14 PM
pics or it didn't fappen
 
wib
  2012-10-13 01:02:19 AM
Agreed need some fresh material here
 
  2012-10-13 01:40:39 AM
i out what my special purpose is for
 
  2012-10-13 12:05:48 PM
man, what a mindfark. last evening about 830 i was sitting at my usual spot at the bar, next to a guy that lives across the street from my apartment complex. not friends or anything but i recognized him. today around 3AM he totalled his 55 chevy. about 1/2 mile from home. drunk. only 31 and it's not looking good.
 
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