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  2012-08-08 04:21:37 PM
Customer wanted to know what to do about a squatter in an apartment.
I was like you need two guys with pipes and ...
she's all. no no no this is NY we have to file legal..
I'm like fark that, tell the cops you gotta burglar, he's armed. and has a dog.
they'lll show up, shoot a few rats, and tase him and take him away.
She's like no the cops will charge me if I don't give him a key.
I'm like well then, fark the cops, and dont' let them know anything, go back to plan A, 2 guys, 2 pipes, one bag and don't let the cops know nothin'
Da farq people giving away free rent to squatters? Fark that. I have a 6 foot crow bar for special occasions when you need more leverage. wizard bar
how hard is it to yank a junkie up by his scruffy neck and toss him in a dumpster?
 
  2012-08-08 09:04:29 PM
Just played a gretch banjo-uke.
Down to the community center.
Pizza in the wood fired oven.
Songs around the pic-a-nic tables.
Amazing.

What I like about this neighborhood is not seeing any locked doors.
Doors wide open. Just screen doors closed to keep the bugs out.
No one home all the way down main street.
Everyone's down there singing.
I played a few songs and had some 'za.
Now to feed the kit-ahs.
 
  2012-08-09 10:51:22 AM
too bad the prettiest ladies have four legs, huh?
 
  2012-08-09 11:12:24 AM
but the easiest ones have no legs
 
  2012-08-09 01:16:43 PM
Yea, they can't run away.
 
  2012-08-09 04:01:33 PM
that's the joke.
 
  2012-08-09 08:39:16 PM
After I patched the holes with duct tape and re inflated by real doll, she was armless, and had one less boob, and was missing a foot.
Never get Kwame for secretion santa.
 
  2012-08-10 09:42:42 AM
Happy Friday! Glad the Olympics is about over. My sleep schedule is all messed up.
 
  2012-08-10 10:19:51 AM
I liked watching the female volleyball thing, I do miss the throwing the Christians to the lions thing, though
 
  2012-08-10 10:46:13 AM
my farking toes

tables should have no legs

to kick
 
  2012-08-10 02:28:16 PM
when life gives you shiat, make brownies

foot still hurts a bit, by the way
 
  2012-08-11 12:39:28 PM
We may have to amputate.
 
  2012-08-12 07:15:17 AM
my cock and balls
 
  2012-08-12 01:17:38 PM
The neighbor's Daughter and presumptive SIL have been removed from the trailer. The other daughter who's husband to her four kids has moved in. They returned the A/C loaned to the dying Uncle yesterday. This could have been worse. At lease the new guy has a job. Perhaps the socialization brought about by the proximity of normal folks will enhance their progeny's prosperity.
Perhaps.
We shall see.
 
  2012-08-12 03:16:56 PM
With DragonCon only a few weeks away, anyone interested in an official Fark party?
 
  2012-08-12 04:21:38 PM
get your fark on at Farkcon
 
  2012-08-12 10:27:22 PM

KellyLockhart: With DragonCon only a few weeks away, anyone interested in an official Fark party?


woof
 
  2012-08-13 09:28:05 AM
Have to make another Baklava again.
This time it's the big barn party for musicians and chefs that is held once a year.
 
  2012-08-13 11:40:28 AM
don't go the great white way
when the barn burners play
 
  2012-08-13 01:32:44 PM
Pretty exciting time at the track. Came out of turn 4 at NC Bike cranked the fark over, hit the gas and everything went to hell. I saved it, but damn I came really close to loosing it at high speed.


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Ether someone was shooting at me or I picked up and tossed a bolt.
 
  2012-08-13 01:33:21 PM
Sucks to because there is tons of life left on that tire.
 
  2012-08-13 01:52:40 PM
i've heard when someone tosses their bolt rubbers are only 97% effective
 
  2012-08-14 12:17:55 AM
I've had experience that when someone tosses their bolt rubbers they are 0% effective
Source: 7 year wedding anniversary today. Celebrated by posting on Fark...
 
  2012-08-14 07:22:23 AM
Slime. That is all.
 
  2012-08-14 08:01:59 AM

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: Sucks to because there is tons of life left on that tire.


Plug it and chug it.
 
  2012-08-14 09:03:56 AM
Congrats. Nothing wrong with posting since it's where yall met.
 
  2012-08-14 09:46:29 AM
Congrats to Eric and Lifeforce!

Our 15th is coming up.
 
  2012-08-14 11:15:30 AM

vudukungfu: All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: Sucks to because there is tons of life left on that tire.

Plug it and chug it.


LMAO 120MPH turn with knee on the ground and patch. I don't think so.
 
  2012-08-14 11:16:06 AM
aww, congrats you guys!
 
  2012-08-14 11:58:17 AM
7 year wedding anniversary today.

And they said it wouldn't last. Congrats!
 
  2012-08-14 12:09:45 PM
'grats!
 
  2012-08-14 02:20:21 PM
 
  2012-08-14 02:21:19 PM

czmilosz: Congrats to Eric and Lifeforce!

Our 15th is coming up.


Oh yeah, ditto.
 
  2012-08-14 04:13:39 PM
you figure after taking my own hand 20 years ago i would have put a ring on it

but it's just commonlaw
 
  2012-08-14 04:20:09 PM
But Robo getting engaged? Isn't that one of the signs?
 
  2012-08-14 05:27:07 PM
Robo's engaged? Congrats to him too.
 
  2012-08-14 11:37:07 PM
engaged in battloid mode! ha...i'm a sad lonely person
 
  2012-08-15 08:28:23 AM

medius: you figure after taking my own hand 20 years ago i would have put a ring on it

but it's just commonlaw


Hold on loosely
It's a slippery slope.
 
  2012-08-15 09:12:11 AM

Jaxom: But Robo getting engaged? Isn't that one of the signs?


The Keymaster has met his Gatekeeper.

Prepare to face Gozer the Destructor!
 
  2012-08-15 09:14:09 AM

medius: engaged in battloid mode! ha...i'm a sad lonely person


Ever since I had that thing with my back, I've been stuck in Guardian mode.

It's not pretty.
 
  2012-08-15 09:18:11 AM

Robobagpiper: It's not pretty.


I just found a grey hair.
Made it to freaking 56 before I got one.

Not pretty at all.
 
  2012-08-15 10:30:55 AM
Congrats Robo!

Wish all the happiness in the world.
 
  2012-08-15 11:34:38 AM
I wonder who's gonna wear the skirt in that family?
 
  2012-08-15 11:38:00 AM
We've actually contemplated putting the bridesmaids in tuxes for the wedding, since the men will all be in skirts.
 
  2012-08-15 12:19:27 PM
Good on you, Robo. Excellent news.
 
  2012-08-15 12:48:40 PM
still sad everybody's finally growing up.....
 
  2012-08-15 02:06:16 PM
Hush yo mouf!
 
  2012-08-15 02:08:44 PM
Then again, I did get deputized last night...
 
  2012-08-15 02:27:17 PM
Now that's farking scary
 
  2012-08-15 03:28:50 PM
That is code for arrested knob.
 
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