yeah, like blowfish

my buddy had fugu delivered to his place last night

but in the end, there wasn't la petit mort

if you're too drunk for it, you shouldn't order in

Damn. Fugu.

fugu fughim fugher fugeveryone

If you want to eat a chicken sandwich today go ahead and do it, no one cares. If you want to come into your place of employment and boast about how you are fighting for freedom with a chicken sandwich you need to review what it means to be a professional.

One good thing about this place, people have always been good about keeping that shiat to themselves, until today, a farking chicken sandwich, WTF.

I'll fark yo sandwich.

Fat and cholesterol FTW!

Dont forget the waffle fries.

czmilosz: Blondie?

She started out as a flapper, you know.

I'm incredibly awfully awesome.

Really.

I surprise myself with these things.

TheNewJesus: If you want to eat a chicken sandwich today go ahead and do it, no one cares. If you want to come into your place of employment and boast about how you are fighting for freedom with a chicken sandwich you need to review what it means to be a professional.

One good thing about this place, people have always been good about keeping that shiat to themselves, until today, a farking chicken sandwich, WTF.

You talking about the Chick-fil-a thing?


I thought is was funny there was a line around the block for Chick-fil-a yesterday.

Personally I don't get how people can get some upset about this. Cracks me up.

So upset

There be a lot of people watching the Olympics. On my run last night, it seemed like every other window I passed was lit up blue from people watching swimming. It was really weird.

SteamyRain: Well, the sandwiches are tasty (if you order without the pickle).

I am on the fence with the pickle. I love pickles but fried chicken and pickles just don't jive with me.

quite a pickle incident

It's no ballsack conundrum

hot cocoa guinness crab cakes

Just tried a piece of Bakalva I made for the office pool party on Saturday.
frikkin good, if I do say so my self.
And I do.

i'm doing too damn much

just figured out what part of my life i'm willing to sacrifice

(again)

goodbye, bar scene

maybe not going wagon dry, but i'm done with drinking sessions

there's so much other shiat to do

Like pooping right? I notice lately that you are big on that. It is a pretty important activity. Especially these days.

i poop too much

He poops 73 times a day

leftyblonde: send me some.

Come to the pool party.
Swimsuits optional.

the shiat doesn't stop

Really loving the 70-cent gas hike in the last week.

Hello people. Just getting ready for another lake day. Had to come home for a night. Minnesota skiing last week, and a local lake all this week. Tired, but having fun.

I feel a little sick.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit...

But I will. I will. I will.

Although, today my heart could use some medicating. My God, the old pain.

/"It doesn't get better, kid, you just get used to it after a while."

Just stopped in to visit my neighbor. Man died in my arms.
I'm not a happy camper.

must have been something you said

...sorry, mandatory cutting crew

what happened?

Cancer. Man worked his ass all all his life. I used to slide him tickets to the C&W shows at the fairgrounds. His single babbymomma daughter and he ticket scratching gas siphoning bf will take the trailer over and god knows what will happen. I'm guessing a crack lab explosion will take the garage out in a month.

Leaving now to go over and express condolences. I fully expect child welfare services to be a regular visitor. Kid sits in the house full of smoke and the TV is on 24/7. When the cable gets cut there will be craziness. He was arrears 5 years in taxes. Put all his money into the trailer, which is brand new, so those payments won't get made.
If it goes to forclosure, I should buy it and in stall game cams for security.

No one's home. His sister moved her horses, which crapped in my front yard. yay for the rose fodder. But haven't seen anyone about even at the market. Must mean there is a contingent moving the body and then a burial. I'm going over to the sister's tomorrow. I've known 4 generations of this family since I moved here. The hot girls who are daughters of the sister will undoubtedly be in the picture in the near future.
Anyhoo, the word is out, if you had a car up there being repaired, get it out is you have a title, or it's going to the crusher for cash. Poor guy had just had a new well dug in the front yard, too. I'm guessing he owed to the well diggers, the trailer people, and the town on taxes, and it's going to come down to who wants a trailer on a northern slope of a mountain in VT, pretty soon.

leftyblonde: we could be neighbors?

Good water. Endless spring. It's a glacial aquafier.

Cheddar as far as the eye can see.

Hmm, this doesn't sound all that bad.

I'll bid $50.

His employer holds the note on the place. Man had no credit, and worked for a guy he had known since kindergarden. Just went over and there were kids smashing windshields.
Viewing's tomorrow after work.

Link


Man. Could. Fix. Anythang.

mechanical, not living

Link
Dammint, he's dead, Jim, he's not a Doctor!
Er... Wasn't a Doctor.

bessyglass: leftyblonde: we could be neighbors?

We could all buy it and take turns visiting

"Cause grief sex is so much better when the ladies take turns.
/not.

Anyone else freaked out by the pic of Cassidy Krug apparently makeing poop come out on the banner ad?