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  2012-07-27 03:41:05 PM  
Who's watching the opening ceremony tonight? I'm so excited!
 
  2012-07-27 03:50:52 PM  
i missed the 2008 one

i heard it was nice
 
  2012-07-27 06:26:05 PM  
Old pal of mine we'll call Barak, for the sake of this story is having a homecoming party tonight. He's back from Afghanistan. I'm not going.
 
  2012-07-28 11:46:40 PM  
So, what do I do with a 19-year-old?

Oh yeah. That. I guess I don't need any help there.
 
  2012-07-29 01:00:00 AM  
Put her in the scuppers with an 'ode pie on her?
 
  2012-07-29 01:00:39 AM  
or hose pipe.
Your call.
 
  2012-07-30 07:08:18 AM  
I have no idea why I got married. What a waste and what a mistake.
 
  2012-07-30 08:33:11 AM  
Coooooffffeeeeeeeee.....
 
  2012-07-30 08:34:41 AM  
ALUA, you got married because there is something wrong with you. Something very seriously wrong. Unfortunately, it is contagious, and terminal.
 
  2012-07-30 08:36:57 AM  

HAMMERTOE: ALUA, you got married because there is something wrong with you. Something very seriously wrong. Unfortunately, it is contagious, and terminal.


LOL
 
  2012-07-30 08:50:51 AM  
dude, the secret of a happy marriage is keep your farking mouth shut and agree with everything she says...then go do what you want.
 
  2012-07-30 09:06:42 AM  
If I may play the role of stupid american for the moment, fark spanish translation. Does not fit!
 
  2012-07-30 09:58:12 AM  

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: I have no idea why I got married. What a waste and what a mistake.


It does usually take longer than this for these comments to emerge.
 
  2012-07-30 10:29:58 AM  
Sounds like someone had their first big argument.
 
  2012-07-30 12:04:44 PM  
You gotta check for the dick BEFORE you marry them...
 
  2012-07-30 12:05:02 PM  
i pooped
 
  2012-07-30 01:02:41 PM  

Jaxom: All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: I have no idea why I got married. What a waste and what a mistake.

It does usually take longer than this for these comments to emerge.


We have been together for 10 years. Lived together for 6 of those. She is just pissing me off.
 
  2012-07-30 01:46:49 PM  
Didn't y'all just buy a house?
 
  2012-07-30 01:52:11 PM  
I know my wife still loves me when she still yells at me....and what the fark did you want a rose garden?
 
  2012-07-30 02:37:44 PM  
I beg your pardon! You never promised her one?
 
  2012-07-30 02:38:19 PM  
my poop did not smell like roses
 
  2012-07-30 02:39:46 PM  
Hey, what the person called that looks at risk assessment and decides how much a polocy should be and how to cap it for an insurance company? I keep forgetting that word.
It's driving me crazy.
 
  2012-07-30 02:56:12 PM  
An estimator?
 
  2012-07-30 03:02:04 PM  
Actuary?
 
  2012-07-30 03:02:11 PM  
Actuary or underwriter, depending on the context.
 
  2012-07-30 05:07:22 PM  
That's a real word? I thought it was just Engrish for actually.
 
  2012-07-30 07:30:35 PM  

Jaxom: Actuary or underwriter, depending on the context.


jasonvatch: Actuary?


THANKS.
 
  2012-07-31 12:04:28 PM  
I think it's a "bullshiat scientist"
 
  2012-07-31 12:07:38 PM  
manurologist?

i had a long night of unsex, yet my boys are surprisingly unblued

guess they were steeled for it this time
 
  2012-07-31 12:57:34 PM  
I smell like fark.

Dry fark.
 
  2012-07-31 02:57:17 PM  
Don't you people talk about lunch anymore?
 
  2012-07-31 03:24:50 PM  
I had leftover catered bbq and tried to make it as healthy as possible and failed. The cheesy corn killed me...
 
  2012-07-31 04:18:20 PM  
I had sushi and French fries.
 
  2012-07-31 05:09:04 PM  
I had buffalo chicken salad with a basket of homemade chips.
 
  2012-07-31 05:31:11 PM  
I had baby carrots and bourbon.
 
  2012-07-31 06:11:51 PM  
Mmmmm....bourbon.
 
  2012-07-31 07:57:22 PM  
yeah, this much is not advisable though. Unless you're medius looking to get laid.
 
  2012-07-31 09:57:56 PM  
my baby carrot went uneaten
 
  2012-07-31 10:38:49 PM  

bessyglass: Don't you people talk about lunch anymore?


Leftover ribeye that was marinated and rilled to rare perfection, with a potato salad, and Cole slaw.
 
  2012-07-31 10:39:39 PM  

medius: my baby carrot went uneaten


Mine went to the rodent in a cage.
We cage ours in New England.
 
  2012-07-31 10:58:49 PM  
damn, i really liked that one, but it's over (for the forseeable future, at any rate)

/moving on
 
  2012-08-01 09:42:13 AM  
Blondie?
 
  2012-08-01 09:54:18 AM  
There are other fishes in the sea.
 
  2012-08-01 01:49:51 PM  
yeah, like blowfish
 
  2012-08-01 02:38:01 PM  
my buddy had fugu delivered to his place last night

but in the end, there wasn't la petit mort

if you're too drunk for it, you shouldn't order in
 
  2012-08-01 02:47:29 PM  
Damn. Fugu.
 
  2012-08-01 03:12:26 PM  
fugu fughim fugher fugeveryone
 
  2012-08-01 04:12:23 PM  
If you want to eat a chicken sandwich today go ahead and do it, no one cares. If you want to come into your place of employment and boast about how you are fighting for freedom with a chicken sandwich you need to review what it means to be a professional.

One good thing about this place, people have always been good about keeping that shiat to themselves, until today, a farking chicken sandwich, WTF.
 
  2012-08-01 04:46:37 PM  
I'll fark yo sandwich.
 
  2012-08-01 05:36:37 PM  
This is America, if you can't advertise your beliefs with what you buy or don't buy GTFO.
 
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