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vudukungfu		2012-07-26 06:40:10 PM

medius: i got your google fibre...

i'm going home, biatches. haven't seen my apartment since sunday morning

Have you looked in Queens? That's usually where I find mine.

HAMMERTOE		2012-07-27 06:28:18 AM

Google fiber. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

medius		2012-07-27 08:37:00 AM

got 10 hours last night

so i feel a little rested

...less tense too

TheNewJesus		2012-07-27 09:39:52 AM

How is the diaper?

medius		2012-07-27 09:59:06 AM

delicious

wait...what?

medius		2012-07-27 10:59:05 AM

I slept like a dead baby.

HAMMERTOE		2012-07-27 12:24:15 PM

I slept on a dead baby.

medius		2012-07-27 01:01:29 PM

it was good for me too, papi

SteamyRain		2012-07-27 03:41:05 PM

Who's watching the opening ceremony tonight? I'm so excited!

medius		2012-07-27 03:50:52 PM

i missed the 2008 one

i heard it was nice

vudukungfu		2012-07-27 06:26:05 PM

Old pal of mine we'll call Barak, for the sake of this story is having a homecoming party tonight. He's back from Afghanistan. I'm not going.

medius		2012-07-28 11:46:40 PM

So, what do I do with a 19-year-old?

Oh yeah. That. I guess I don't need any help there.

vudukungfu		2012-07-29 01:00:00 AM

Put her in the scuppers with an 'ode pie on her?

vudukungfu		2012-07-29 01:00:39 AM

or hose pipe.
Your call.

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN		2012-07-30 07:08:18 AM

I have no idea why I got married. What a waste and what a mistake.

HAMMERTOE		2012-07-30 08:33:11 AM

Coooooffffeeeeeeeee.....

HAMMERTOE		2012-07-30 08:34:41 AM

ALUA, you got married because there is something wrong with you. Something very seriously wrong. Unfortunately, it is contagious, and terminal.

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN		2012-07-30 08:36:57 AM

HAMMERTOE: ALUA, you got married because there is something wrong with you. Something very seriously wrong. Unfortunately, it is contagious, and terminal.

LOL

knobglobbler55		2012-07-30 08:50:51 AM

dude, the secret of a happy marriage is keep your farking mouth shut and agree with everything she says...then go do what you want.

Ruffian		2012-07-30 09:06:42 AM

If I may play the role of stupid american for the moment, fark spanish translation. Does not fit!

Jaxom		2012-07-30 09:58:12 AM

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: I have no idea why I got married. What a waste and what a mistake.

It does usually take longer than this for these comments to emerge.

SteamyRain		2012-07-30 10:29:58 AM

Sounds like someone had their first big argument.

TheNewJesus		2012-07-30 12:04:44 PM

You gotta check for the dick BEFORE you marry them...

medius		2012-07-30 12:05:02 PM

i pooped

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN		2012-07-30 01:02:41 PM

Jaxom: All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: I have no idea why I got married. What a waste and what a mistake.

It does usually take longer than this for these comments to emerge.

We have been together for 10 years. Lived together for 6 of those. She is just pissing me off.

HAMMERTOE		2012-07-30 01:46:49 PM

Didn't y'all just buy a house?

knobglobbler55		2012-07-30 01:52:11 PM

I know my wife still loves me when she still yells at me....and what the fark did you want a rose garden?

medius		2012-07-30 02:37:44 PM

I beg your pardon! You never promised her one?

medius		2012-07-30 02:38:19 PM

my poop did not smell like roses

vudukungfu		2012-07-30 02:39:46 PM

Hey, what the person called that looks at risk assessment and decides how much a polocy should be and how to cap it for an insurance company? I keep forgetting that word.
It's driving me crazy.

HAMMERTOE		2012-07-30 02:56:12 PM

An estimator?

jasonvatch		2012-07-30 03:02:04 PM

Actuary?

Jaxom		2012-07-30 03:02:11 PM

Actuary or underwriter, depending on the context.

medius		2012-07-30 05:07:22 PM

That's a real word? I thought it was just Engrish for actually.

vudukungfu		2012-07-30 07:30:35 PM

Jaxom: Actuary or underwriter, depending on the context.

jasonvatch: Actuary?

THANKS.

TheNewJesus		2012-07-31 12:04:28 PM

I think it's a "bullshiat scientist"

medius		2012-07-31 12:07:38 PM

manurologist?

i had a long night of unsex, yet my boys are surprisingly unblued

guess they were steeled for it this time

medius		2012-07-31 12:57:34 PM

I smell like fark.

Dry fark.

bessyglass		2012-07-31 02:57:17 PM

Don't you people talk about lunch anymore?

TheNewJesus		2012-07-31 03:24:50 PM

I had leftover catered bbq and tried to make it as healthy as possible and failed. The cheesy corn killed me...

SteamyRain		2012-07-31 04:18:20 PM

I had sushi and French fries.

Jaxom		2012-07-31 05:09:04 PM

I had buffalo chicken salad with a basket of homemade chips.

czmilosz		2012-07-31 05:31:11 PM

I had baby carrots and bourbon.

Jaxom		2012-07-31 06:11:51 PM

Mmmmm....bourbon.

czmilosz		2012-07-31 07:57:22 PM

yeah, this much is not advisable though. Unless you're medius looking to get laid.

medius		2012-07-31 09:57:56 PM

my baby carrot went uneaten

vudukungfu		2012-07-31 10:38:49 PM

bessyglass: Don't you people talk about lunch anymore?

Leftover ribeye that was marinated and rilled to rare perfection, with a potato salad, and Cole slaw.

vudukungfu		2012-07-31 10:39:39 PM

medius: my baby carrot went uneaten

Mine went to the rodent in a cage.
We cage ours in New England.

medius		2012-07-31 10:58:49 PM

damn, i really liked that one, but it's over (for the forseeable future, at any rate)

/moving on

czmilosz		2012-08-01 09:42:13 AM

Blondie?

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