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  2012-07-18 11:42:40 PM
What this country spends on wars and security when the only real security is health...
Fark cancer and fark us for not doing something about it.
And AIDS, too.
And that thing that makes people twitch.
That really grinds my gears.
 
  2012-07-19 06:36:55 AM

vudukungfu: HAMMERTOE: knobglobbler55: hammer u get that bike working?

Alas, no. $1100 for a new rear diff.

I'm not using mine. What will you give me for it?



What is it a BMW?
 
  2012-07-19 10:53:11 AM

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: What is it a BMW?


Yamaha, What fo you call the gizmo that connects the drive shaft to the doohickey that turns the wheel?
 
  2012-07-19 07:09:54 PM
Roommate just handed me a letter I sent him from Santa Rosa in 1990. Wild.
 
  2012-07-19 10:27:21 PM

gorbishof: Roommate just handed me a letter I sent him from Santa Rosa in 1990. Wild.


Confrontational Anxiety?
 
  2012-07-20 08:36:12 AM

vudukungfu: All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: What is it a BMW?

Yamaha, What fo you call the gizmo that connects the drive shaft to the doohickey that turns the wheel?


Pinion gear.
 
  2012-07-20 09:56:07 AM

vudukungfu: What fo you call the gizmo that connects the drive shaft to the doohickey that turns the wheel?


Rear differential?
 
  2012-07-20 10:33:23 AM
a little too much beer last night
 
  2012-07-23 07:57:37 AM
*Yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnn*

/scratch/
 
  2012-07-23 03:25:05 PM
TRIM YOUR NAILS

I am now bleeding
 
  2012-07-23 04:00:03 PM
Someone got cut.
 
  2012-07-23 09:24:33 PM
Back from Penn State,
 
  2012-07-23 11:09:42 PM
And yeah. I was there.
I peed on it.

Had a great time.
 
  2012-07-23 11:25:16 PM
Ichiro is an illegal alien that can't even speak English.
 
  2012-07-24 11:24:11 AM
but he love you long time
 
  2012-07-24 12:20:28 PM

kissfromapocalips: Ichiro is an illegal alien that can't even speak English.


like i need a Genesis earworm this early in the day.
 
  2012-07-24 01:14:40 PM
IT'S NOT A WEAPON!
 
  2012-07-24 10:24:56 PM
We had the state senator at dinner Saturday.
I was well behaved.
Didn't want to be a headline.
 
  2012-07-25 12:37:03 PM

vudukungfu: Didn't want to be a headline.


In other news, vudu raped yet another politician on the campaign trail. As he was taken into custody, he is alleged to have mumbled, "... should'a kept him outta my back yard..."
 
  2012-07-25 12:40:59 PM
Items of local interest:

Pen-pal stabs pal with pen.
Good Humor man slays 15
Fire guts hydrant factory. Unfortunately, we couldn't park anywhere near the place...
 
  2012-07-25 02:20:48 PM

HAMMERTOE: vudukungfu: Didn't want to be a headline.

In other news, vudu raped yet another politician on the campaign trail. As he was taken into custody, he is alleged to have mumbled, "... should'a kept him outta my back yard..."


Nah, he's a distant relative. We always invite all the people in the phone book with the same last name and help them find themselves on the family tree. Which is huge.
I didn't quite take his head off. But I let him know he should visit Vermont sometime and get to know some "real men" and "Intimately"

I don't like bible thumping homophobes a whole lot.
 
  2012-07-25 04:30:02 PM
Reformed.

It's amazing how finding out that somebody you know personally and respect immensely is gay will change your views. And, never been much of one for deities either. But, good on you, either way.
 
  2012-07-25 04:31:56 PM
yea its good not to be a bigoted asshole
 
  2012-07-25 05:17:48 PM
I don't respect anyone immensely unless they're sucking my deity in a dark cabin in Vermont.
 
  2012-07-25 07:56:36 PM

medius: I don't respect anyone immensely unless they're sucking my deity in a dark cabin in Vermont.


It's not dark.
It's not a cabin.
And you deity is not supposed to be a vulcanized, used, apparatus that was meant to pleasure a filly.
But you keep riding that sybian, bro.
;)
 
  2012-07-25 07:58:03 PM
your asshole is bigtoed
 
  2012-07-25 08:09:20 PM
So much for Vermont. Too gay. Minnesota tomorrow for some skyski deal. I figure it won't be 107 degrees there. I'm going. Screw this.


/hi guys and girls,,
 
  2012-07-25 09:49:57 PM
has it been nearly a week since I've masturbated?

I've got to stop pulling these long hours and start pulling myself again.
 
  2012-07-25 11:02:04 PM

medius: your asshole is bigtoed


bigoted?
 
  2012-07-25 11:07:19 PM
no, someone had their big toe in your asshole, asshole
 
  2012-07-25 11:08:09 PM
didn't think i'd reel anyone in with that bait!
 
  2012-07-26 01:15:53 AM
I'm saving myself for Death. It's been a long courtship.
 
  2012-07-26 07:51:40 AM

medius: I'm saving myself for Death. It's been a long courtship.


Let him get to second base, at least.
 
  2012-07-26 08:39:33 AM
He should buy me dinner.

And not ashes again. Tired of the taste.
 
  2012-07-26 09:08:53 AM
Might I suggest something in a festering pus? We have a simply orgasmic 1989, if you'd like a sample.
 
  2012-07-26 01:56:29 PM
So we may sign up for Google Fiber simply to kick Time Warner in the balls.
 
  2012-07-26 02:03:10 PM
Dude. That's one bill I wouldn't mind paying.
 
  2012-07-26 03:12:04 PM
I don't think I've slept in a week either. And I'm not too sure I slept that night.
 
  2012-07-26 03:15:35 PM
Might be going on 2 weeks.

Or 3 months.
 
  2012-07-26 03:16:17 PM
Just checked the record. Didn't sleep a week ago Thursday either.
 
  2012-07-26 03:34:49 PM
Yea just registered for Google Fiber. We will see come Sept. if enough people in my neighborhood sign up...

We have already spotted one of the Google network nodes installed near the neighborhood middle school. I think this whole neighborhood participation thing is just marketing.

I feel like a dork to be excited about this. So what cnn.com loads faster and we have even more brain melting television to watch...

Expect KC to become the pirating mecca of the United States I guess...
 
  2012-07-26 04:11:19 PM
i got your google fibre...

i'm going home, biatches. haven't seen my apartment since sunday morning
 
  2012-07-26 06:40:10 PM

medius: i got your google fibre...

i'm going home, biatches. haven't seen my apartment since sunday morning


Have you looked in Queens? That's usually where I find mine.
 
  2012-07-27 06:28:18 AM
Google fiber. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
 
  2012-07-27 08:37:00 AM
got 10 hours last night

so i feel a little rested

...less tense too
 
  2012-07-27 09:39:52 AM
How is the diaper?
 
  2012-07-27 09:59:06 AM
delicious

wait...what?
 
  2012-07-27 10:59:05 AM
I slept like a dead baby.
 
  2012-07-27 12:24:15 PM
I slept on a dead baby.
 
  2012-07-27 01:01:29 PM
it was good for me too, papi
 
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