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  2012-07-16 04:29:44 PM
Yea fark that, I have run into two types while calling 'Bama. They are either dumb as shiat or rude as fark. No wonder that state is an s-hole.
 
  2012-07-16 04:46:45 PM
maybe you're projecting, flatlander
 
  2012-07-16 04:49:16 PM
wait, missouri is in the south--midwest, my ass!

...but is it flat? (like my ass)
 
  2012-07-16 04:56:38 PM
Aren't you a government employee? This is like one turd saying he smells better than the other turd.
 
  2012-07-16 05:19:33 PM
NOT THE SOUTH!?! WHAT COLOR WHERE THE farkING UNIFORMS 150 YEARS AGO?!?
 
  2012-07-16 05:20:12 PM
i meant wear the uniforms, obviously

...ware?
 
  2012-07-16 05:21:39 PM
I haven't been a govt employee since 2009

I went private
then got laid off
then submitted to unemployed hell for 8 months
then got hired back at the same company as a contractor, for much less

So yea good times.
 
  2012-07-16 05:24:41 PM
And I am in Kansas, jackass. Less ozarks and more anti-gay than MO.

Which I am not inclined to agree with, not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
  2012-07-16 05:27:51 PM
But seriously I have had to make a lot of these types of calls/request to a lot of states and by far Alabama wins the govt. employee d-bag award...

Believe it or not Texas was one of the easiest and I was not expecting that...
 
  2012-07-16 05:28:52 PM
not that you people care, sorry for clogging up the pipe with my venting B.S.
 
  2012-07-16 06:11:49 PM
oh, kansas was blue

not the south
 
  2012-07-16 06:12:39 PM
i've done a surprisingly good job not venting about my shiat lately

guess it's taken up too much of my time

i mean here

i still vent on gmail, gchat, facebook and at bars
 
  2012-07-16 06:13:37 PM
woman is farking wrecking me, though

not the one i went on a date with
 
  2012-07-16 06:14:12 PM
and i have vented here too, just not lately
 
  2012-07-16 08:22:05 PM

medius: and i have vented here too, just not lately


y U in the big dick thread?
 
  2012-07-16 08:23:55 PM
i farked a gerbil this weekend

made my half-inch cock feel huge
 
  2012-07-16 08:39:05 PM
Still couldn't hit the G(erbil) spot huh?
 
  2012-07-16 09:41:32 PM
i keep farting from my ass
 
  2012-07-17 07:01:31 AM

knobglobbler55: hammer u get that bike working?


Alas, no. $1100 for a new rear diff.
 
  2012-07-17 08:28:49 AM

HAMMERTOE: knobglobbler55: hammer u get that bike working?

Alas, no. $1100 for a new rear diff.


I'm not using mine. What will you give me for it?
 
  2012-07-17 08:38:17 AM
Got a prepaid Amex worth $70 as a rebate for buying new tires. Gonna go to the hardware store and pick up a tent and a camp stove for the weekend. Already hit the liquor store for the essentials. Family reunion should be wild, as usual. Been brushing up on my Mandarin and Spanish, but this new Jive is hard. I'll just sit back and watch the darker members of the clan belittle the wigger niece with the Nepalese prayer tat on her neck until I pee myself.
 
  2012-07-17 09:10:03 AM

HAMMERTOE: knobglobbler55: hammer u get that bike working?

Alas, no. $1100 for a new rear diff.


so it's basically a large paper weight? wadda gonna do with it?
 
  2012-07-17 11:27:30 AM
ooh, 5 sixes

nice post, knob

i'm getting 666666!
 
  2012-07-17 10:59:44 PM
 
  2012-07-18 07:31:29 AM

knobglobbler55: so it's basically a large paper weight? wadda gonna do with it?


I have no idea. It's got a Vance & Hines slash-cut exhaust & a K&V intake system/ jet kit. Unfortunately, it's also 12 years old, with well over 40,000 miles, 28,000 of which I am responsible for. I'd love to find another rear end to put on it, but it's at the stage now where it's just one problem after another. I'll be much better off just buying a new bike. I suspect it was mistreated by the kid I bought it from. During my tinkering on the carbs, I found that one of the carb bodies had been cracked in half diagonally and "J-B Weld"-ed back together, as if it had been hurled across somebody's garage in anger. Considering how difficult the jet kit was to get tuned properly, I can easily see that happening. The valves are prone to rattling when the engine gets hot. It leaks like a Harley with an attitude and vibrates itself loose also.
 
  2012-07-18 07:33:01 AM

vudukungfu: I'm not using mine. What will you give me for it?


What is it? I remember you posting about buying an older bike.
 
  2012-07-18 07:34:08 AM
I think I'm going to part this one out on Ebay. From what I've seen, I can easily make $2000 off of it.
 
  2012-07-18 09:17:42 AM
older bikes are cool if you like tinkering ( i don't so much)
 
  2012-07-18 09:38:34 AM
Me either. I want to get on and ride. My next will probably be in the 1000 - 1300 cc range.
 
  2012-07-18 10:06:14 AM

HAMMERTOE:
What is it? I remember you posting about buying an older bike.


Yamaha. 650 Maxim. No kick start. Shaft drive. 80 or 81.
 
  2012-07-18 10:12:25 AM
Death traps. You should get one of those old man scooters hammer.
 
  2012-07-18 10:42:48 AM
Jax has one of them high end Rascals
 
  2012-07-18 11:11:52 AM
www.buffalonews.com

An FPF pageant?
 
  2012-07-18 11:23:01 AM
Speaking of high-end Rascals, I was thinking about a Harley. Something blacked out.
 
  2012-07-18 11:54:43 AM
i don't think u could go wrong with any new bike out there...there's something hot for every type of taste
 
  2012-07-18 01:02:24 PM
 
  2012-07-18 01:08:37 PM

Jaxom: Hammertime


Do not want. is it even possible to maintain any sense of composure on a scooter?
 
  2012-07-18 01:40:06 PM
replace your weed wacker head with a wheel

get on a skateboard

BOOM
 
  2012-07-18 01:53:36 PM
those scooters would be a great way to get around if you lived in Greenwich village..you'd eventually get creamed if you had to take highways
 
  2012-07-18 02:00:41 PM
I"ve actually thought of buying one for the beach place. 35 mph speed limit on the island.
 
  2012-07-18 02:05:50 PM

HAMMERTOE: Jaxom: Hammertime

Do not want. is it even possible to maintain any sense of composure on a scooter?


Scooters and fat chicks. Both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.
 
  2012-07-18 02:12:50 PM
As I recall, scooters have a lethal tendency to oversteer because of the lack of gyroscopic force inherent in training wheels.
 
  2012-07-18 02:19:53 PM
Well, in my family we've already had 2 motorcycle deaths. Don't know how scooters would be much different.

First cousin had a harley tricycle. Rear wheel hit the curb at 35 mph. Dead on impact. Another first cousin slid out on leaves in a corner. Dead two days later. I rode when I was younger but it is just too stupid now.
 
  2012-07-18 02:58:28 PM
Yeah, there's that aspect of it too. Body parts don't tend to heal as fast or thoroughly after you hit 35 or so. Luckily for me, I'm an educated rider with above average situational-awareness. Learned my lesson long ago.
 
  2012-07-18 03:43:06 PM
you gotta die of something
 
  2012-07-18 03:45:55 PM
riding a bicycle on country roads can't be too safe
 
  2012-07-18 03:58:26 PM
I'm riding the trainer now. No roads for me. 3 friends down. I just ride and watch movies.
 
  2012-07-18 04:00:29 PM
time to be put out to pasture, son
 
  2012-07-18 04:02:40 PM
I need a trainer so I can ride her.

Good for the abs, I hear.

And the ego.
 
  2012-07-18 09:54:30 PM
Fark cancer all to hell.
Just dropped off a pint of Ben & Jerry's peanut cutter cup to my neighbor.
Poor bastard has little time left.
His spawn aren't helping and they will get "the estate", too.
Of course, his ticket scratching SIL and angry about what the penis did to her daughter and their demented by environment toddler will inherent 10 years of back taxes. He's going to steal what he can from low hanging fruit until he gets caught and incarcerated, and she's going to lose it all in 5 years, and the place will become a huge dump. Worse than my place. But seeing him emaciated and not being able to talk, that just pisses me off. When I think of what a scam health care is in this nation....
ah.
I need to calm down.

But fark cancer to hell.
 
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