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  2012-06-28 04:12:39 PM
Yea but no one really wants to be a U.S. Congressman...
 
  2012-06-28 11:46:59 PM
I like my women like I like my whiskey. Lit on fire and thrown through a plate glass window.
 
  2012-06-28 11:53:29 PM
I like my women like I like my whiskey. Two fingers* up my ass.

*"two fingers" means a pour of whiskey in a short cocktail glass to the depth of the thickness of the fore and middle fingers together
 
  2012-06-28 11:54:18 PM
I like my women like I like my whiskey. By the dozen in a crate from Ireland.
 
  2012-06-28 11:54:56 PM
I like my women like I like my whiskey. Gone by the morning.
 
  2012-06-28 11:56:39 PM
None of that's true. I actually like whiskey.
 
  2012-06-29 01:25:03 AM
But really, WHY do you need me to move 17 million dollars NOW?
 
  2012-06-29 10:37:22 AM
for the nookie?
 
  2012-06-29 10:38:50 AM
so you can take that wookie and stick him up your--YEAH!

/i bent my wookie
 
  2012-06-29 04:44:00 PM
How long would you wait on hold to tell my supervisor what a jerk I am?
Last guy lasted 23 minutes before haning up.
Not even a contender.
 
  2012-06-29 05:12:15 PM
Damn wagon
 
  2012-06-29 05:17:26 PM
i can hold it a real long time
 
  2012-06-29 05:40:56 PM
How many years is it again?
 
  2012-06-29 05:41:32 PM
I am following the lead of Professor Depends and buying on the secondary market.
 
  2012-06-29 06:14:40 PM
not as many as the first time
 
  2012-06-29 07:46:20 PM
well, i just got cockblocked by work

great

i just have to accept facts as they are and become a eunuch
 
  2012-07-01 01:05:39 PM
so Thursday it was 102 with a hair-dryer breeze, Friday was 90 followed by the derecho. 330 I went around and told everyone in the office to go put their car windows up because it looked like rain. by 4 it was like the lights were off outside. 80mph straight line winds, rain, nickel/quarter sized hail, you name it. done by about 445 but trees down everywhere and no power. saturday was an exercise in staying cool and finding power and a signal, spent most of the morning at mcdonald's and most of the evening in the office. power came back around 630 last night. today seems to be a pretty normal day.
 
  2012-07-01 01:17:03 PM
race was farking hot

8 AM start

still, too farking hot

there was an 11 AM track meet yesterday

i elected to skip that
 
  2012-07-01 03:38:36 PM
Katie is divorcing Tom because she caught him and John K-I-S-S-I-N-G
 
  2012-07-01 08:59:31 PM
Played acoustic on the deck for a freind who is retiring from teaching. The lawyer who plays Sweet Mellissa on bagpipes was there. Fire out side for s'mores. Dogs chasing frogs in the pond., Lots of food.
Typical garden party.
Then tonight, cook out and swimming.
Need to sleep. weds is the fireworks night, and saturday, too.

Bought a guitar at a yardsale for $10.
 
  2012-07-02 12:18:11 AM
well then...
 
  2012-07-02 08:09:58 AM

leftyblonde: well then...


deep subject...
 
  2012-07-02 09:40:28 AM
lefty just popped up in my gchat list for a second, and then she was gone

just when i was about to say: "good morning, ma'am! and isn't it a lovely morning?"
 
  2012-07-02 09:43:54 AM
should I go back there then?
 
  2012-07-02 11:38:11 AM
we can never go back
to what we had

n't had.
 
  2012-07-02 02:02:05 PM
I got people calling in for help in adding a sales tax to the rent they are charging.
That's harsh man.
 
  2012-07-02 02:45:23 PM
WOW Friday was brutal at the track.
 
  2012-07-02 02:51:42 PM
wonder how much double time i'll bill wednesday

i wonder what happens if you go into overtime when you're already on double time

probably maxes out at double time, sadly, but double-double time would rock (the firm would then be billing me out at a net profit of $4 an hour)

/i love working holidays
 
  2012-07-02 03:20:29 PM
I wonder how many times I'll get called after hours this week.
 
  2012-07-02 04:13:32 PM
42
 
  2012-07-02 04:21:30 PM
So less than last week?
 
  2012-07-02 05:07:21 PM
I'm not a lover, I'm a leaver. (Lever?)

/Daydream be leave her.
 
  2012-07-02 09:59:50 PM
Growing up was fun. My dad must have thought the game was Marry, fark and Kill. He didn't know you didn't have to pick one person for all three options.
 
  2012-07-02 10:17:48 PM

leftyblonde: 42


around the waist?
 
  2012-07-02 10:18:48 PM

medius: I'm not a lover, I'm a leaver. (Lever?)

/Daydream be leave her.


2000 body parts.

Scattered in my shower.
 
  2012-07-02 10:46:34 PM
It's official. I'm the only guy in New York who can't get laid.

"Well, at least you know it's you if you can't get any here in this city."
 
  2012-07-02 11:25:42 PM
Only 41 more to go this week.
 
  2012-07-03 02:24:31 AM
in a row?
 
  2012-07-03 08:04:58 AM
don't sweat it, medius:. They run a meter on you when you first meet them. For every minute of farking they let you have, you must put up with at least one hour of them yapping.
 
  2012-07-03 08:32:00 AM
one of my firm bball team members introduced us to the greatest name in America when he Googled:

Cantwell Faulkner Muckenfuss III

attorney-at-law

wonder if he's a legacy and all Cantwell Faulkner Muckenfusses go to Yale

/you can't well fark with cantwell faulkner muckenfuss, motherfarker!
 
  2012-07-03 10:24:13 AM
funny, never thought i'd get used to 4 hours of sleep a night

now it's meh

i'm like a navy seal now

well, other than in every conceivable way that i'm not
 
  2012-07-03 10:26:52 AM
Seals get blown at least once in a while.
 
  2012-07-03 10:42:12 AM
You've always seemed seal-like to me.
 
  2012-07-03 11:17:46 AM
Coo Coo Ca-choo

/eggman ?
 
  2012-07-03 02:41:26 PM
"Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfarker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal."

I am the walrus.

I should go clubbing like a Navy SEAL.
 
  2012-07-03 04:16:43 PM
so dive bars and back alleys?

dive alleys and back bars?
 
  2012-07-03 05:10:55 PM
Good nite Andy.
 
  2012-07-03 05:14:01 PM
i'm whistling the theme in my head

may queue up a face in the crowd this week

tcm will be playing it and other good ones on the 18th
 
  2012-07-04 12:43:03 AM
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  2012-07-04 03:42:40 AM
I was going to maybe have a nice relaxing night. Then my friend had a nervous breakdown because his dog died.

All the lonely people...

Both his parents committed suicide some time ago. He felt more for this fuzz ball of a dog than he ever let himself feel for his parents.

/I'm the patron saint of lost causes
 
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