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  2012-05-22 12:13:12 PM  
free tours of the docked ships but they're all over the place, Brooklyn, Manhattan and SI I guess that means drinking/eating in many different bars
  2012-05-22 12:22:04 PM  
there's a video of some of the crew climbing to the top of the mast, the frigging boat looks tiny from up there and in high seas, yeah right...definitely a job for a special type of person
  2012-05-22 12:29:09 PM  
take your matches
  2012-05-22 02:08:58 PM  

knobglobbler55: there's a video of some of the crew climbing to the top of the mast, the frigging boat looks tiny from up there and in high seas, yeah right...definitely a job for a special type of person

Send the monkey up.
  2012-05-22 02:13:35 PM  
i'm a great alcoholic

i ain't good for much else

it's a full time yob
  2012-05-22 03:55:02 PM  
I think I saved my neighbor's Brother and wife some money on software.
They have 2 teenagers and wanted to know, more like constantly bug me about what net nanny to install. Like their excellent parenting skills (snerk) aren't quite going to work on keeping the teens off (2 boys) the bad sites. I told the kids their parents had sex to have them. ANd they were all Nuh-uh. And I'm Like oh yeah they did. It was loud, and dirty, and very nasty, but that is where you came from. No way, they say. I'm like You don't hav to believe me, you can ask anyone who was there that night, both times.
In fact, I know for a fact that so and so filmed it and it's up on the internet somewhere.
So don't go looking for porn or you'll find those videos and you don't want you parents walking in on you fapping to that. You'll ALL be in therapy after that.
They were very quiet for the rest of the evening. Never once asked to use the computer like the normally do. In fact, they went outside and played.
  2012-05-22 04:04:06 PM  


  2012-05-22 04:23:00 PM  
What do I nyugen?
  2012-05-22 04:23:06 PM  

vudukungfu: I think I saved my neighbor's Brother and wife some money on software...


So make with the link already.
  2012-05-22 04:38:17 PM  

So make with the link already.

I was bluffing them to gross the out.
Besides, she's a whale beast.
You know the old saying "making the beast with two backs?"
Add two chins, a dunlop, and a gunt to the equation, times the backfat, and carry the cankles over his shoulders.
  2012-05-23 06:32:12 AM  
No way could I fap to that. Hell, even my fingers have gone flaccid.
  2012-05-23 10:33:19 AM  
some people say that there's a woman to blame, but i know...
  2012-05-23 01:08:04 PM  
i don't exactly recall my long journey home, but considering i was drinking at 83rd street last, i imagine it took 2 hours

oh, the pain, the pain
  2012-05-23 01:10:21 PM  
i can still taste the gin and olives from the martinis

booze sucks
sobriety rocks
  2012-05-23 01:23:22 PM  
Gin is devil's piss
  2012-05-23 01:23:28 PM  
You colony bastards with your DISTRICTS and LOTS are getting on my nerves....

13 headaches.
  2012-05-23 01:25:20 PM  
Mr. All or Nothing
  2012-05-23 01:27:27 PM  
The wagon or the river
  2012-05-23 02:10:17 PM  
"one drink is too much and a hundred isn't enough"
  2012-05-23 05:48:34 PM  
a hundred what?

I need a new job people, what would I be good at?

be mean, be real mean.
  2012-05-23 09:01:27 PM  
pool boy?
  2012-05-23 10:06:34 PM  
Assistant to the apprentice key grip on the fluffer crew at a bukkaki shoot.
//My eye!
  2012-05-24 12:28:53 AM  
thank you, come again
  2012-05-24 08:09:42 AM  
here you go Link
  2012-05-24 09:37:56 AM  
Penis wrangler.
  2012-05-24 12:58:12 PM  
i prefer my penis levi's
  2012-05-24 01:09:52 PM  
Extra mayo for those nuggets?
  2012-05-24 02:21:17 PM  
Who thought "White House | Black Market" was a good name for a business?
  2012-05-24 02:57:30 PM  
I blame OJ
  2012-05-24 03:06:20 PM  
White Bronco | Black Bill
  2012-05-24 04:47:30 PM  
They have cute-ish clothes.
  2012-05-24 05:06:28 PM  
Steamy, nice to see you here. Was turning into the meds and vudu show. Got a vaca planned?
  2012-05-24 05:14:27 PM  
show and tell...i forgot how the rest of the song goes, but subby's mom's a whore
  2012-05-24 05:15:15 PM  
I should have gone with White Bronco | Black Heart rather than relying on anyone to remember that OJ played for the Bills.
  2012-05-24 05:18:47 PM  
I larffed at the bills
  2012-05-24 05:48:25 PM  
I really only feel the kick in the balls on holidays. That's when I get to come in to work while the rest of these A-holes get a paid day off...

Otherwise it feels like the same ol bullshiat...

gots to find another gig, god damnit
  2012-05-24 07:09:21 PM  
People called me all day with ledger issues.
I farked up this ledger in 2007 and NOW it's an issue. It's CRITICELS!!

Hey, lady, when they hired you back in 1965, you were well qualified to be the bookkeeper. You had great gams then. Nowadays, we have accounting software. Now I'm not an accountant, hell, I don't even have a GED in CPA but it's as clear as beer piss thta you farked this up. Repeatedly. Daily. Monthly. Yearly. And it's not an accounting issue. It's a you aren't a bookkeeper any more than I'm Kareem farking Abdul Jamar here, but let me see if I can refarkulate it so you at least look like you got strapped into Morpheus' construct academy and suddenly know accounting.

Twenty hundred clicks later, leaving a path that would leave an FBI accountant scratching his head, "Oh, that's what the balance should look like" she says.

"Now can you help me write off the security deposit to noncollectable, because we don't want that on the prepay report, and the lady died.

*face palm*
  2012-05-24 09:21:55 PM  
Also, who do I have to BIE to get a greenlight around here?
I've never seen such a streak of redlights, except for all of my first dates in the last 20 years.
/Bad dum - tish.
//Try the veal.
///I'll be here all century.
  2012-05-25 01:08:59 AM  
Well. I for one am looking forward to this weekend. Doing some training tomorrow and then hasta. Gonna do one of those crazy ultrasounds where you see the face.
  2012-05-25 04:25:00 AM  
I don't has your number...
  2012-05-25 04:26:02 AM  
James, can I call you?
  2012-05-25 09:53:27 AM  
Sex Machine?
  2012-05-25 10:23:28 AM  
I'm going to do something the week of the fourth. Don't know what yet, though.
  2012-05-25 10:24:15 AM  
  2012-05-25 10:32:33 AM  
go bowling and eat spiced meats
  2012-05-25 12:03:26 PM  
I'll drink, but I want to drink someplace awesome.
  2012-05-25 12:26:09 PM  
hmm, try Hooters
  2012-05-25 12:34:42 PM  
Done that. Butterfaces and it smelled like vomit.
  2012-05-25 12:39:59 PM  
I bet Hell is being the cleaning staff at a Buffalo Wild Wings...
  2012-05-25 01:18:36 PM  
wow it's a Friday before a 3 day weekend and this place is...
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