*drives by in a golf cart* Freaks!!!

Dreadstar: I said some, not all. Still plenty more confusion and insecurity left.

Don't stick your dick in Yappy.
Again.

For immediate release:

Due to waning interest, "Black Forklift Driver Monthly" and "Black Hockey Player Monthly" are now merging into the same quarterly publication.

Cool. Because I really needed a new magazine since my "Amish Online Bi-Annually" went chapter 15.

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Tha's what I do every time you poke me on Fb.
/Or is Fb the father?

Fzzk Yeah! Mitchellfest went really well. Aside from the fact that I semi-sat on a stool most of the time while playing to keep my knees from shaking, we went over like a Heavy Metal Dirigible! Got a $100 check to boot! And a standing invitation to come back next year.

HAMMERTOE: Mitchellfest

Servo was there?
Crow?

$15 a day for internet? And I almost considered having this place do my laundry, until I looked at the price list.

Well, clothes line in the shower. I guess I'll be bathtub washing.

/not rich

just knock the crust off and put them back on...

Who are Servo and Crow?

I've decided to reenact the Rum Diaries, although I've never seen the movie or read the book.

Also, I will not be keeping a diary.

/If I don't finish this bottle by Thursday morning, I have to check my luggage.

Mitchell
very funny story.

Rain cover for the lens is bigger than I expected. Oh well, it should still work.

I suspected it had something to do with MST3000. I've only watched one episode, and never heard their names mentioned.

My god, this bottle hits back. This is going to be tough going.

I'm winning round 1, though. Ahead on points. Though I just took a vicious shot to the temple. And another to the stomach. Ooof!

cool here too

Holy kumquats!

There was some dude doing 15 or 20 handstand pushups on the beach before he started about 800 lunges before getting in the water. There is a fine line between a hobby and an obsession. At some point you're no longer attention whoring because NO ONE CARES BUT YOU.

And yet, I've spent a whole post writing about this guy.

I also started to chat up his girl--she was doing normal pushups--right next to him. He was too busy trying not to fall over.

Speaking of trying to fall over. Round 2!

If he isn't a pro athlete, he is a sad, sad human being.

Maybe I should learn how to do handstand pushups.

At some point you're no longer attention whoring because NO ONE CARES BUT YOU.

agreed

hehehe. thanks for that.

I just hear Brickskellar closed in DC. damn. shame.

/no one ever cared but me, nobbs.

^d

medius: I also started to chat up his girl

tell her you know vudukungfu.
Always an ice breaker.

then i got drunk [just by letting the sun dehydrate me] and passed out in my room for 2 hours

man vs. rum

man never wins

I don't ever want to work so it isn't a big issue for me. Plus my job sort of is defined by talking to those in my dept.

Yeah, there's a dude here like that. Nice guy but he usually wants to talk when the shiat is hitting the fan.

Well, I'm in charge. (who ever thought that was a good idea) So I'm just chillin. Whenever someone else wants to do this I'm outta here.

I talk to myself and I wish I'd leave me alone.

Yeah, I'm not helpful.

I also shiat on fans.

Trains, biatches.

iThink iFap is iDeaf.

"she's dead!"

No wonder she didn't move around so much.

/time to find trouble on Carolina beach. Ciao.

or plan b is to pass out and not have to deal with it

maybe may be the better option

medius: or plan b is to pass out and not have to deal with it

maybe may be the better option

*poke*

I would like the plan b pill to be given away free at Walmart.
Twice the abortion, half the guilt!

I've gotten half the bottle down in 12 hours. But I've also spent half that time sleeping. Rope-a-dope?

There are no winners here.

Except the mosquitoes. Since I've got the window wide open--to hear the coquis, the ocean, and the pool grotto make out sessions--those bloody buzzing bloodsucking biatches are definitely getting the sweet end of the deal. Skeeters notwithstanding, this is perfect weather for AC haters like me. Looking forward to the malarial ague and chills.

Going to try to get up again in 4 hours for a 4 mile run. Assuming I can get back to sleep...

There's a skeeter on my peter; whack it off.
There's a skeeter on my peter; whack it off.
There's a dozen on my cousin, I can hear the farkers buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter; whack it off.

Golf yesterday and probably today. Life is good.

skeet skeet skeet, motherfarkers

Haha. Me & vudu are hanging out in all the same threads.

HAMMERTOE: Haha. Me & vudu are hanging out in all the same threads.

Yeah we have been for a week now.

I changed the front bikes on the bike last night, wasn't a pussy hair worth of pad on either one of them. Sounded like sand paper rubbing over metal, God horrible sound.
Now they're smooth as butter. It surely is the little things in life.

I am thinking about trying to building a tear drop camper trailer.

Yea I should be working...

LOL you risked farking up a few hundred in rotors to save money on buying brake pads? Knobby your killing me!

Well couple more days and will be in the new house. I just order epoxy for the garage floor. Going to be a biatch to install but it will look awesome when it's done.

We should start a riot.

That epoxy stuff comes out real nice, I did it in my garage back when Moses was on that mountain. Looks great and easy to clean up.

It's also great on the face.

Our server is down; aint doing shiat all morning. But, I got the new camera body and my new rain jacket. So farking ready to get out of here. 3 days.

don't forget to wear rubbers down there, don't know what you'll catch

HAMMERTOE: We should start a riot.

What, in one of the other threads? 'Cause this place is the only place I can hang out with out being insulted, bored, or made to laugh at the other posts.